jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by jagilki on Jul 9, 2017 6:41:14 GMT -5
"The waiters were too pushy, almost aggressive. The descriptions for the food all ended up as profanity filled rants about some company "up north" where the owner used to work, and the prices seemed to increase every time you looked at them. On the plus side, they were big meals that arrived fairly quickly." "The menu only has one Paige."
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jul 9, 2017 11:20:43 GMT -5
Well there is a perfectly good Sonic restaurant right next door
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jul 9, 2017 12:06:59 GMT -5
Just waiting for it to get 5-star reviews from JM_GOAT-17, Two-Faces, JaniceIsBatty and YDidILeevNxt
DixieChickTvStar tried showing support too, but ended up reviewing an Albertson's store.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 9, 2017 13:23:23 GMT -5
No way I might thinking of Gordo style insults for Berto. "That wood stove is too hot! There's so much wood in there it ought to be ******* your fiancé!"
"You put too much powdered sugar in that dessert! That's so much white powder it ought to be up your nose!"
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SAJ Forth
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jul 9, 2017 14:14:50 GMT -5
Would anyone there be qualified to wash dishes.
Joking.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jul 9, 2017 14:23:48 GMT -5
At La Casa del Alberto,
It is your destiny to get dysentery.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 9, 2017 15:10:24 GMT -5
So his restaurant rating and match rating are the same?
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jul 9, 2017 16:34:08 GMT -5
"The waiters were too pushy, almost aggressive. The descriptions for the food all ended up as profanity filled rants about some company "up north" where the owner used to work, and the prices seemed to increase every time you looked at them. On the plus side, they were big meals that arrived fairly quickly." "The menu only has one Paige." Does the food make your ovaries explode?
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jul 9, 2017 18:10:14 GMT -5
Drove past it today. It sucks.
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Post by finallydeleted on Jul 9, 2017 18:20:34 GMT -5
A turtle went into the restaurant. He was greeted rudely with shouts of "We don't serve your kind here" by the waiter. Most reptiles now hate the restaurant and are busy trying to write nasty Yelp reviews of it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 9, 2017 18:29:21 GMT -5
At Christmastime, they even have free valet parking
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Post by Lazy peon on Jul 9, 2017 18:40:53 GMT -5
"The waiters were too pushy, almost aggressive. The descriptions for the food all ended up as profanity filled rants about some company "up north" where the owner used to work, and the prices seemed to increase every time you looked at them. On the plus side, they were big meals that arrived fairly quickly." "The menu only has one Paige." But each entree has enough for two to share.
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Post by finallydeleted on Jul 9, 2017 19:20:04 GMT -5
This is a restaurant where violence isn't only allowed, it's encouraged!
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Jul 9, 2017 20:10:49 GMT -5
I went to San Antonio last year for PAX. If I had just waited a year, I could have won a lawsuit after I asked Paige where the bathroom was and ended up thrown through a wall.
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Allie Kitsune
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Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 10, 2017 13:00:51 GMT -5
No way I might thinking of Gordo style insults for Berto. "That wood stove is too hot! There's so much wood in there it ought to be ******* your fiancé!" "You put too much powdered sugar in that dessert! That's so much white powder it ought to be up your nose!" How about some Grado style insults?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2017 0:39:46 GMT -5
Just waiting for it to get 5-star reviews from JM_GOAT-17, Two-Faces, JaniceIsBatty and YDidILeevNxt DixieChickTvStar tried showing support too, but ended up reviewing an Albertson's store. I don't get it.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Jul 11, 2017 0:46:11 GMT -5
Just waiting for it to get 5-star reviews from JM_GOAT-17, Two-Faces, JaniceIsBatty and YDidILeevNxt DixieChickTvStar tried showing support too, but ended up reviewing an Albertson's store. I don't get it. JM_GOAT-17=Josh Matthews Two-Faces=Dos Caras JaniceIsBatty=Abyss YDidILeevNxt=James Storm And the Dixie one is because Dixie is a moron.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jul 11, 2017 4:57:00 GMT -5
Apparently, one of the gimmick foods is a burrito served on the back of a Tonka bulldozer. The hell? Dude, plates worked for over a thousand years, what's with this stupid trend of serving food on slates and logs and stuff?
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MrElijah
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 11, 2017 12:45:27 GMT -5
This is the only place with worse tacos than Tito Santana!!-Jesse Ventura, Probably.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Jul 11, 2017 21:50:02 GMT -5
Well, if the reviews were bad before, yesterday's events are gonna cause the restaurant even more problems. Who would wanna go to a place where the experience is mediocre and the owner is known as being a festering bag of dicks?
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