does John Cena think he's a marine?

[Lance Uppercut]

Ever since he made that movie, he's always saluting, wearing dog tags, and going off on super patriotic speeches on holidays or against angry foreigners.

[thecrusherwi]

Happens to the best of them. Ever since filming No Hold Barred, Hulk Hogan and Rip Thomas are nearly indistinguishable.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

They literally have to kidnap Randy Orton from the front of his local newspaper's office to get him to work. He just stands against the door, nose pressed against the glass hissing.

[Kevin Hamilton]

Jul 8, 2017 18:27:15 GMT -5 thecrusherwi said:

Happens to the best of them. Ever since filming No Hold Barred, Hulk Hogan and Rip Thomas are nearly indistinguishable.

To be fair, most people are wary of dookie.

[Big Poppa Pumpkin]

The Marine is actually a canon John Cena origin story, it just doesn't show the part where he changes his name to become "John Cena" and moves to Connecticut to start a new life. Or the part where he develops PTSD after murdering all those dudes and starts to think he's a rapper.

[Woo]

Yeah, he's super lame isn't he?

[Deleted]

At least they just did that instead of giving him a specialty match based on 12 Rounds. Feel like if that movie came out a couple years earlier they would have done that.

[A damn road sign]

... Are we back in 2006?

[The Barber]

Now I see why Kane wasn't allowed to talk to outside media until recently.

[Super Duper Dragunov]

Jul 9, 2017 10:10:02 GMT -5 A damn road sign said:

... Are we back in 2006?

When it comes to Cena we could be since he's the same exact freaking character.