Perd
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Post by Perd on Jul 27, 2017 11:30:43 GMT -5
Can't a guy drink a few snakes in peace?
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jul 27, 2017 11:43:33 GMT -5
I think the obvious answer to this story is "they're lying to you, maaaaaaan."
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Post by Thunderbolt on Jul 27, 2017 11:48:48 GMT -5
They need to turn this into an on screen angle.
Kurt: So, my bitch of a c*** of an ex wife tells me you denied my other bastard son an autograph!
BRAUN, on his knees: Please Kurt, don't punish me!
BRAUN proceeds to low blow Angle hard enough that Angle is stretchered out and put in an ambulance...an ambulance which BRAUN tips over with Kurt inside.
At some point BRAUN gives all of Kurt's bastard children autographs...written in Kurt's blood.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2017 11:49:11 GMT -5
And when she walked out everyone in the bar clapped. And it turns out that Karen's son...was Albert Einstein.
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Post by edgestar on Jul 27, 2017 11:50:04 GMT -5
Braun getting on his knees, begging for Kurt not to find out..... i cannot stop laughing at that.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 27, 2017 11:55:43 GMT -5
They need to turn this into an on screen angle. Kurt: So, my bitch of a c*** of an ex wife tells me you denied my other bastard son an autograph! BRAUN, on his knees: Please Kurt, don't punish me! BRAUN proceeds to low blow Angle hard enough that Angle is stretchered out and put in an ambulance...an ambulance which BRAUN tips over with Kurt inside. At some point BRAUN gives all of Kurt's bastard children autographs...written in Kurt's blood. Braun kicks Kurt in the dick so hard that Jason Jordan goes flying over the top rope
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jul 27, 2017 11:56:44 GMT -5
“Of course, this story will be denied all week by everyone involved,” Meltzer added. I just rolled my eyes so hard they fell out and are now somewhere on the carpet. I can do that with my right eye...
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jul 27, 2017 12:04:27 GMT -5
I'm just imagining what'd have happened if Braun had reacted like that to Sable.
Or alternatively, next time Braun is wrecking up the place on Raw, Kurt's music hits and Braun immediately starts doing the begging off on his knees Ric Flair spot.
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ronin705
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Post by ronin705 on Jul 27, 2017 12:20:25 GMT -5
i didnt know angle had a son, thought he and ddp were part of the all girls club??
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Jul 27, 2017 12:24:52 GMT -5
even though it’s not like there are that many woman wrestling fans who look like her. What does he mean by this? There's plenty of hot wrestling fans Dave ! I also like how he says she 'cut a promo' on him, haha. Sorry if I'm being harsh on Dave but I just find that kind of talk about a supposed bar argument very silly.
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jul 27, 2017 12:44:39 GMT -5
Of course this didn't happen.
If it did, Braun would've tossed everybody around, and because of the intensity of the scuffle, the entire bar would've been wrecked, and part of it on fire for some reason. And after a moment, an ambulance would crash into the destruction, and Braun would walk out unscathed.
Because Braun gives no f***s.
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Reflecto
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 27, 2017 12:46:18 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure that if Kurt and Karen's boy wanted Braun's autograph that he could come to the show with Kurt and meet him and get it personally. Heck, I'm pretty sure that Jason Jordan and Braun Strowman knew each other fairly well from the Performance Center...granted, it might be a little weird to ask an acquaintance or friend for an autograph, but still.
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Post by government mule on Jul 27, 2017 12:47:36 GMT -5
even though it’s not like there are that many woman wrestling fans who look like her. What does he mean by this? There's plenty of hot wrestling fans Dave ! I also like how he says she 'cut a promo' on him, haha. Sorry if I'm being harsh on Dave but I just find that kind of talk about a supposed bar argument very silly. I hope it wasn't a HHH type promo, theres not enough alcohol in the bar for that.
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Post by LexExpress on Jul 27, 2017 12:54:52 GMT -5
i didnt know angle had a son, thought he and ddp were part of the all girls club?? He has Kody and Kayla with Karen (they did the Kardashians K thing), and then 3 girls (minus the K thing) with his second wife.
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Lardlad
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Post by Lardlad on Jul 27, 2017 13:40:38 GMT -5
I don't think Dave would have published it if it wasn't verified.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2017 14:33:34 GMT -5
I don't believe this. They were at a bar, Kurt wouldn't need anyone to tell him because he would have been there.
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StuntGranny®
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Post by StuntGranny® on Jul 27, 2017 14:58:31 GMT -5
Just saw these tweets. This isn't from a NEWZ site, but these guys do have sources and have been right about more than one thing in the past. Also, Braun has a "country strong" tattoo, so of course he's a dickhead.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 27, 2017 15:01:11 GMT -5
Sounds too random to not be true.
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StuntGranny®
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Post by StuntGranny® on Jul 27, 2017 15:03:29 GMT -5
Sounds too random to not be true. Yeah, this is my stance on it. No sane person would make this up and think, "Yes, yes! This is a story everyone will definitely believe!"
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Post by James Fabiano on Jul 27, 2017 15:03:36 GMT -5
They need to turn this into an on screen angle. Kurt: So, my bitch of a c*** of an ex wife tells me you denied my other bastard son an autograph! BRAUN, on his knees: Please Kurt, don't punish me! BRAUN proceeds to low blow Angle hard enough that Angle is stretchered out and put in an ambulance...an ambulance which BRAUN tips over with Kurt inside. At some point BRAUN gives all of Kurt's bastard children autographs...written in Kurt's blood. Must also include him going to the ICU to Kurt's room: "I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!!!!!" Now if Karen really annoyed him, I know some employees of hers you can take it out on, Braun ;-)
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