Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 20, 2006 21:25:16 GMT -5
I am totally one, and silly to boot, and thought I would share too moments that made me smirk at my own wittiness in the last 48 hours..
Some of ya'll know that when I was tossed the wayside by the radio station in some personnel cutbacks about a year ago, I've been working as a retail guy slinging tires around while I continue to search for that elusive male model by day, knight of justice by dark kinda gig, which is bogus and sad, but yesterday I got a bit of a chuckle when a lady came in and ordered an oil change and tire rotation.. we were pretty busy so I informed her, no problem but it might be roughly two hours to get all the services completed. She asked:
"well, isn't there some kinda rule, ladies first? You know bump all the women to the front?"
To which my reply was
" Well ma'am, there might be, except here we totally believe in equality."
She didn't find it nearly as funny as I, and the people behind her did. However she did call me honey when checkin out ( I get that at least three or four times a week, don't ask me why) so al was forgiven I spose.
Then this evening, I went across the street to the phillips 66 cuz I was out of Pepsi, while there I also picked up some Lays potato chips, the new spicy hot variety. While ringing my stuff up, the cashier looks at the bag and reads the phrase " Flamin' hot". Her words:
"Huh, flamin' hot huh?"
I couldn't resist
"Well, not so much today, but I do clean up all right." complete with over the top
Anyhoo, thought I would regale ya of those two lil goofy anecdotes that made me smile, and provide you hellions with one more thread to hijack, and turn into whatever fad will become the next craze here in Arkham. So go nuts.
Some of ya'll know that when I was tossed the wayside by the radio station in some personnel cutbacks about a year ago, I've been working as a retail guy slinging tires around while I continue to search for that elusive male model by day, knight of justice by dark kinda gig, which is bogus and sad, but yesterday I got a bit of a chuckle when a lady came in and ordered an oil change and tire rotation.. we were pretty busy so I informed her, no problem but it might be roughly two hours to get all the services completed. She asked:
"well, isn't there some kinda rule, ladies first? You know bump all the women to the front?"
To which my reply was
" Well ma'am, there might be, except here we totally believe in equality."
She didn't find it nearly as funny as I, and the people behind her did. However she did call me honey when checkin out ( I get that at least three or four times a week, don't ask me why) so al was forgiven I spose.
Then this evening, I went across the street to the phillips 66 cuz I was out of Pepsi, while there I also picked up some Lays potato chips, the new spicy hot variety. While ringing my stuff up, the cashier looks at the bag and reads the phrase " Flamin' hot". Her words:
"Huh, flamin' hot huh?"
I couldn't resist
"Well, not so much today, but I do clean up all right." complete with over the top
Anyhoo, thought I would regale ya of those two lil goofy anecdotes that made me smile, and provide you hellions with one more thread to hijack, and turn into whatever fad will become the next craze here in Arkham. So go nuts.