Lardlad
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Post by Lardlad on Sept 20, 2017 6:38:27 GMT -5
I work at a grocery store.
We got new shirts to wear for the next few weeks. The front of the shirt says:
My _____ Makes The Best _____.
We are allowed to write whatever we want with a sharpie in the blank spaces.
HELP - I wanna make people laugh and come really close to crossing the line.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 20, 2017 7:03:42 GMT -5
Milkshake
Boys come to the yard
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 20, 2017 9:14:27 GMT -5
"My Root Beer makes the best Floats" with a picture of Pennywise 2017 underneath.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 20, 2017 13:05:32 GMT -5
My BOSS makes the best MONEY
I'm seriously. It's funny, true and won't offend anybody. Only do it if your boss isn't an asshole. 90% of all bosses would laugh that joke off because it's true.
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Lardlad
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Post by Lardlad on Sept 20, 2017 14:16:16 GMT -5
My BOSS makes the best MONEY I'm seriously. It's funny, true and won't offend anybody. Only do it if your boss isn't an asshole. 90% of all bosses would laugh that joke off because it's true. Unfortunately the boss is quite a bitch. But I am doing it. The store has a union, so worst case I get written up and then complain to the union, let them have a field day.. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Sept 20, 2017 16:36:32 GMT -5
Yeah, those shirts are gonna last a couple weeks. Or the rule changes it must be "team building" or something.
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Post by James Fabiano on Sept 20, 2017 17:04:58 GMT -5
As always, the CORRECT ANSWER!  |
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Post by bibboid on Sept 20, 2017 17:31:34 GMT -5
My APATHY makes the best WHATEVER.
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Lardlad
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Post by Lardlad on Sept 21, 2017 6:46:43 GMT -5
Yeah, those shirts are gonna last a couple weeks. Or the rule changes it must be "team building" or something. I was thinking they'd last a couple days at most. The day time staff will make them nice/appropriate.. "My Grandma Makes the Best Apple Pie!" It's the evening staff (mostly students) who are going to get creative and make the boss pull her hair out. |
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Sept 21, 2017 6:53:27 GMT -5
My WHOOPIE Makes The Best WHOOPIE.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2017 13:10:25 GMT -5
My GENITALS makes the best SEX
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Post by Baixo Astral on Sept 21, 2017 13:13:38 GMT -5
My MONKEY makes the best BREAKFAST
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Johnny
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Post by Johnny on Sept 21, 2017 14:44:14 GMT -5
My Little Pony makes the best night ever!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2017 19:38:46 GMT -5
My mom makes the best (most) complaints.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 22, 2017 6:29:52 GMT -5
Butt, Poop.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Sept 22, 2017 10:32:31 GMT -5
My FAN makes the best MS PAINT PHOTOSHOPS
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 22, 2017 10:36:05 GMT -5
My ROADKILL CLEANUP makes the best BEEF REPLACEMENT.
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