lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Nov 14, 2018 10:41:59 GMT -5
Yeah, I saw that as well in my run, but that was out near the mountains rather in the woods. Still funny, though.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2018 12:54:16 GMT -5
Sadie Adler is a badass
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Nov 14, 2018 16:19:41 GMT -5
i swear the people in this game are ill-mannered and rude! i'm riding back to the ranch with the legendary panther slug over the back of my horse, and i pass by a guy with ram over the back of his horse, and he gives me this look like my kill isn't as impressive as his. so i say to the guy "You look ridiculous" and he retorts "Big words from a small head". well i couldn't let an attack on my character stand, so i handled the situation in the most appropriate manner: i shot him in the back of his "large" head a little ways down the road, i hear a woman screaming for help, and i go to investigate. turns out she's being attacked by the Skinner Brothers, so i come to her rescue. i pull out my gun and put those Skinners down like the dogs they are. but it turns out they'd already killed two members of her party, and she's crying and weeping over one of the bodies. i go to comfort her and give her my condolences, and her response? "Will you just leave me alone!" oh, i'm sorry! i didn't realize saving her life was such an inconvenience. my bad. so i rectify the situation, and now the damn law is after me calling me a murderer. let me tell you, that's the last time i help one of these ungrateful SOBs! Yeah, I saved some woman from being kidnapped and she didn't say anything at all, just hopped on a horse and went on her way. I was like, YOU'RE WELCOME I saved some hillbilly lady hogtied on a horse. She started screaming at me because of what I did. Even Aurthur said it, “Damn hillbilly.”
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 14, 2018 19:07:03 GMT -5
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 14, 2018 19:12:47 GMT -5
I also love how in the Indian reservation they basically tell you to f*** off every time you talk to them.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Nov 14, 2018 19:40:01 GMT -5
Alright, back to the epilogue!
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Oh good. The first half hour didn’t save for some reason.
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Nov 14, 2018 21:15:00 GMT -5
Glitch caused my horse to get stuck walking into a sign in the city. “WANTED: Disturbing the peace” pops up
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Nov 14, 2018 21:52:24 GMT -5
SO I ran into some weird shit with a pig farmer and he's having an incest relationship with his sister and they killed their mother and father
What the f***?
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Nov 14, 2018 21:59:21 GMT -5
Dude, I’m pissed.
Doing the epilogue and I get jumped by a gang. They take me down, but apparently also kill my horse, as now my named Thoroughbred is now a generic Tennessee Walker.
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Post by "Cane Dewey" Johnson on Nov 14, 2018 22:03:46 GMT -5
The game hasn't even been out for three weeks and there's already a porn parody of it.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Nov 14, 2018 22:10:36 GMT -5
Dude, I’m pissed. Doing the epilogue and I get jumped by a gang. They take me down, but apparently also kill my horse, as now my named Thoroughbred is now a generic Tennessee Walker. Welcome to my world
Though I also stupidly got off another one of my horse and left him on the tracks and when I came back I was just in time to watch him get run over by a train
I've lost like 3 horses the last 10 days
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 14, 2018 22:15:24 GMT -5
The game hasn't even been out for three weeks and there's already a porn parody of it.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Nov 14, 2018 22:21:47 GMT -5
SO I ran into some weird shit with a pig farmer and he's having an incest relationship with his sister and they killed their mother and father What the f***? I keep telling people Wyoming sucks!
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Post by AwamoriRock on Nov 15, 2018 0:01:48 GMT -5
Dude, I’m pissed. Doing the epilogue and I get jumped by a gang. They take me down, but apparently also kill my horse, as now my named Thoroughbred is now a generic Tennessee Walker. Welcome to my world Though I also stupidly got off another one of my horse and left him on the tracks and when I came back I was just in time to watch him get run over by a train I've lost like 3 horses the last 10 days
Go get the white Arabian. Solves everything.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Nov 15, 2018 0:14:18 GMT -5
SO I ran into some weird shit with a pig farmer and he's having an incest relationship with his sister and they killed their mother and father What the f***? i met them folks. after i woke up i went all Town That Dreaded Sundown on their asses. put on my canvas sack mask, picked up one of the rotting bodies, carried it all the way back to their house, dropped it on their dinner table, pulled out my machete, and hacked that b-word down. then her tubby brother/husband came after me, and i hacked it to death too. as a final farewell, after getting my money back, i shot every lantern in the place to set their house on fire, and threw a fire bottle on them for good measure. that'll learn them to mess with Arthur Morgan!
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Nov 15, 2018 0:17:14 GMT -5
SO I ran into some weird shit with a pig farmer and he's having an incest relationship with his sister and they killed their mother and father What the f***? i met them folks. after i woke up i went all Town That Dreaded Sundown on their asses. put on my canvas sack mask, picked up one of the rotting bodies, carried it all the way back to their house, dropped it on their dinner table, pulled out my machete, and hacked that b-word down. then her tubby brother/husband came after me, and i hacked it to death too. as a final farewell, after getting my money back, i shot every lantern in the place to set their house on fire, and threw a fire bottle on them for good measure. that'll learn them to mess with Arthur Morgan! Yea when I saw all my money gone I panicked and was in a murderous rage
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Nov 15, 2018 0:21:18 GMT -5
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 15, 2018 1:16:24 GMT -5
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Nov 15, 2018 2:00:04 GMT -5
I love doing shit like this...(this is me and my channel, for the record)
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 15, 2018 8:33:23 GMT -5
Good god, Dutch couldn't lead ants to a picnic
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