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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 1, 2017 7:21:40 GMT -5
Referee: Randy Savage keeps digging in his trunks, he must really love touching himself. Pervert.
Referee: Why are there pieces of broken guitar all over the ring? Damn fans, quit throwing things!
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 1, 2017 7:28:33 GMT -5
Referee: How did that guy get green mist on his face and why does that other guy have mist only around his mouth
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2017 8:22:34 GMT -5
(Seth Rollins hits Dean Ambrose with a chair while ref is waking up, not watching.)
"Did a bomb go off?"
(Turns around to see Seth Rollins covering Dean Ambrose. Counts pin.)
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Oct 1, 2017 8:37:26 GMT -5
These are all pretty accurate so far.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 1, 2017 8:41:11 GMT -5
"Wow! The action sure is heating up. Better position myself so I'm sure to get hit."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2017 9:32:48 GMT -5
Referee(during tag team match): Hey now guy stop trying to get in the ring, you're getting me out of position! (turns around after a lengthy double team with the other teams other partner now in the ring) Eh, they probably tagged.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Oct 1, 2017 9:41:34 GMT -5
Ref, while getting up: "Oh my head... Wait, why are the fans booing all of a sudden? Meh, probably nothing."
*Interfering heel knocks the face out then leaves the ring before the ref turns around*
Ref: "Huh, what knocked him down? Why are the fans still booing? Ah, whatever."
*Makes the three count, heel wins*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2017 9:43:58 GMT -5
Boy, that Jim Cornette sure loves to play tennis! He carries that racket with him everywhere. Must be a rich guy thing.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Oct 1, 2017 10:53:03 GMT -5
Referee: He bumped into me. Well I better go take a nap for a few minutes. I could use it because it was a long flight. Plus that damn kid would not stop crying and stop kicking my sit.
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 1, 2017 12:53:01 GMT -5
"Wow! The action sure is heating up. Better position myself so I'm sure to get hit." That's the Hebner Family motto. Ref:"I swear I had that damn turnbuckle pad tightened. Looks like I have to fix it again." |
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Oct 1, 2017 13:47:02 GMT -5
Yeah that's Ax, I will let this continue.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 2, 2017 6:41:14 GMT -5
Referee(during tag team match): Hey now guy stop trying to get in the ring, you're getting me out of position! (turns around after a lengthy double team with the other teams other partner now in the ring) Eh, they probably tagged. "Hmm, no way the faces did, though! Better spend a solid 2 minutes being adamant about this." (Thankfully a spot I rarely see nowadays) |
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Oct 2, 2017 7:34:26 GMT -5
"Hey! Eddie is down on the mat! And Mr. Kennedy has a chair! And I swore I heard the sound of a chair hitting something...you know what...YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2017 10:43:15 GMT -5
"Hey, what are you doing up here on the ring's edge lady who works here? Are you having a medical event? Do you love me and want to confess your love to me? Do you want me to feel your ti--HEY NOW WAIT A SECOND I THINK YOU WERE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME THE WHOLE TIME so let me turn around now eventually seriously nice cans call me."
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Post by Aceorton on Oct 2, 2017 11:01:45 GMT -5
"This may be a no-DQ match, but I can't count this pin because the man's foot is on the ropes."
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Post by lildude8218 on Oct 2, 2017 20:16:17 GMT -5
Referee: *counting* 1.....(inner monologue) shit...I haven't had to count past 3 in a while, maybe if I count really slowly they'll get back in and I won't have to embarrass myself *counting* 2! (inner monologue) okay...calm down and just try to remember what comes after....*counting* 3! (inner monologue) aww crap....I literally have no idea. what the hell am I good...4! (inner monologue) THAT'S IT!
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unc40
Dennis Stamp
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Post by unc40 on Oct 2, 2017 21:40:10 GMT -5
Heel comes to the ring with a chair.
Referee: How nice that the heel is coming to the ring to sit by and root for his friend. What's this? The manager on the other side of the ring would like a word with me.
Heel hits the face wrestler with the chair.
Referee turns back around: Oh goodness that wrestler fell down and hurt himself and it looked like he might win the match. Guess I have to go down for the three count.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 2, 2017 21:52:48 GMT -5
"This may be a no-DQ match, but I can't count this pin because the man's foot is on the ropes." Falls have to count anywhere for it to count breaking the confines of the ropes. It's not well explained, but it's fair. Weird is if they break a submission in the ropes in a No DQ, though. I don't think submitting would count, but you ought to still be able to keep the hold on. |
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segaz
Samurai Cop
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Post by segaz on Oct 3, 2017 2:55:00 GMT -5
Savage: ah shoot i messed up. I wasn't thinking straight, too much anger.
Referee: Listen bud, me and the guys are rooting for you, our decision is final, so jump back in there
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