jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by jagilki on Oct 17, 2017 1:35:00 GMT -5
iMPACT Pizza: "It's not the best pizza, it doesn't even fill you, but it will make an iMPACT on your toilet."
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Post by The Foreigner™ in Playoff Mode on Oct 17, 2017 1:38:38 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 17, 2017 2:04:13 GMT -5
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Oct 17, 2017 3:11:10 GMT -5
Did TNA outbid us on the pizza oven? IWA-MS was about to finish up the deal to sell their pizza oven to TNA when it was broken by Ian in a death match when he hit a woman with it. Ian blamed the woman and had some of his cronies come out and teach her to respect the business. The three people in attendance tried to start a "this is awesome chant" during the beatdown but one of them bit his own tongue and left early.
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Post by jimmyjames on Oct 17, 2017 3:25:43 GMT -5
This thread is another example of why the TNAGFWIMPACT forum can never close. Second greatest wrestling topic swerves to a food topic behind the Jessica Havok racism into fried chicken thread.
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Welfare Willis
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Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Oct 17, 2017 3:53:21 GMT -5
Mods, we may need a lawyer here. TNA stole our food gimmick.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Oct 17, 2017 4:21:49 GMT -5
IMPACT PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, FOR YOU AND.... Aw hell Squidward! Not even someone as positive and up-beat as I am can convincingly sell this shit.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2017 5:02:31 GMT -5
Impact Pizza special delivery!
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Gecko
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Post by Gecko on Oct 17, 2017 6:16:05 GMT -5
Based on how they tape their shows, I'm guessing it was cooked 84 times over the course of a few days a couple of months before delivery.
Then when it does arrive, most of the toppings are missing.
And the suspicious looking delivery driver tries to get you to sign something without letting you read it.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 17, 2017 6:21:17 GMT -5
Based on how they tape their shows, I'm guessing it was cooked 84 times over the course of a few days a couple of months before delivery. Then when it does arrive, most of the toppings are missing. And the suspicious looking delivery driver tries to get you to sign something without letting you read it. And the toppings they did use were mostly WWE Pizza's expired product.
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Post by Aime E. Dangerously on Oct 17, 2017 6:31:16 GMT -5
Impact Pizza - Do not tip the wrestlers!
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 17, 2017 6:40:02 GMT -5
Impact pizza: Honestly, I would like that. Quick and easy pizza, and all I need is bread, cheese, and pepperoni. I used to do stuff like that in the microwave. Just make a cheese sandwich with ketchup instead of butter, and tear up some cocktail sausages into it or something. In my defense I already didn't have a great relationship with food and my digestive system already hated me.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 17, 2017 6:40:44 GMT -5
Cheeseburger has signed with Impact and will be renamed Cheese Pizza Uhh, that means something else....
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Oct 17, 2017 7:13:15 GMT -5
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 17, 2017 7:38:53 GMT -5
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Oct 17, 2017 9:49:50 GMT -5
Impact pizza: Garfield: "That is the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2017 9:54:08 GMT -5
I approve of this
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 17, 2017 11:14:19 GMT -5
Finally something worse than Taco Bell that will ruin me internally
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Shark
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Post by Shark on Oct 17, 2017 12:38:19 GMT -5
You know, there's a saying that even bad pizza is good because it's still pizza. I can only imagine people at Impact heard that and said "Hold my flat beer"
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 17, 2017 14:09:13 GMT -5
Credit: Pro Wrestling Sheet and Ryan Satin.
Yep........this is your nightmare, Canada. Also, you better hope Drake and Lashley don't contract food poisoning from this mess of BFG is kinda screwed
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