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Post by mcstoklasa on Oct 26, 2017 6:17:29 GMT -5
Taken from reddit
Excerpt from JR's new book "Slobberknocker" circa 1994 when Vince invited JR for a drive while blasting AC/DC:
Vince was singing at the top of his lungs, punching 90 miles an hour on a secondary road, all while “dancing” in his seat. “I’M AN AMAZING DANCER FOR A WHITE MAN,” he shouted over the music.
“I CAN SEE,” I shouted back.
Later, he asks JR to get quiet because "I want you to hear this." Vince then proceeds to fart.
Vince would have been 49 years old when this happened.
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 26, 2017 6:21:11 GMT -5
Crazy Vince Stories might be my favorite part of Wrestling.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Oct 26, 2017 6:23:35 GMT -5
Vince McMahon : World's Oldest Fratboy.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2017 6:23:47 GMT -5
He's right.
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 26, 2017 6:26:09 GMT -5
The Funkadactyls agree:
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Oct 26, 2017 6:28:37 GMT -5
Austin disagrees:
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Post by Dub H on Oct 26, 2017 6:31:09 GMT -5
He is pretty fly.
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Post by Fauxnaki on Oct 26, 2017 6:43:03 GMT -5
Vince's should of just retired years ago and became a full on reality TV star. Probably get more views then raw
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 26, 2017 6:59:21 GMT -5
Was he drunk because I have said the same thing after having some Midori
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Oct 26, 2017 7:02:16 GMT -5
My favorite thing about Vince is crazy Vince stories.
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Post by freeze Austin on Oct 26, 2017 9:21:25 GMT -5
Now I want to see Vince with the Pretty Fly For A White Guy/Rapper Cena gimmick
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 26, 2017 9:21:50 GMT -5
Vince is out of his f***ing dome and I love it, lmao.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Oct 26, 2017 9:29:39 GMT -5
It's a shame that we'll never get a Vince autobiography, or that Stephanie would never in a billion years allow an honest biography to be released. Vince sounds like a fascinating, frustrating, hilarious dude.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Oct 26, 2017 9:45:46 GMT -5
Oh John Pollock was talking about this story on one of his podcasts when talking about JR’s book. It’s even funnier, the rest of the story surrounding that comment.
He got pulled over by a cop with the “do you know how fast you were going?”and tried to pull a power play like “oh sorry, I just finished a live broadcast of Monday night raw in front of 4 million people” and the cop was like “well I guess that makes me the big boss man” and handed him his ticket.
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Post by Hypnosis on Oct 26, 2017 9:48:38 GMT -5
Vince's favorite AC/DC song has to be "Big Balls".
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Oct 26, 2017 9:59:31 GMT -5
Oh John Pollock was talking about this story on one of his podcasts when talking about JR’s book. It’s even funnier, the rest of the story surrounding that comment. He got pulled over by a cop with the “do you know how fast you were going?”and tried to pull a power play like “oh sorry, I just finished a live broadcast of Monday night raw in front of 4 million people” and the cop was like “well I guess that makes me the big boss man” and handed him his ticket. Man, I wish that story went : The cop was like "Well, I guess that makes me the Big Boss Man" and drove off with Vince Sr.'s casket.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Oct 26, 2017 11:16:14 GMT -5
Was he drunk because I have said the same thing after having some Midori I HOPE not if he was driving 90 mph at the time.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Oct 26, 2017 11:18:42 GMT -5
Now I want to see Vince with the Pretty Fly For A White Guy/Rapper Cena gimmick What hell at that guy doing an almost spot on Cena cosplay WELL before Cena was a thing. Down to the padlock and all Did Cena rip THAT guy off?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2017 11:39:12 GMT -5
Now I want to see Vince with the Pretty Fly For A White Guy/Rapper Cena gimmick What hell at that guy doing an almost spot on Cena cosplay WELL before Cena was a thing. Down to the padlock and all Did Cena rip THAT guy off? I believe Cena's original gimmick was satire. It just got over and he used the rapping in a different way.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 26, 2017 11:55:13 GMT -5
Vince moves like the Tin Man after a coupla oil squirts; like he's mobile, but those joints still need some WD40.
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