mizerable
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You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Oct 26, 2017 12:16:57 GMT -5
It's intriguing to know that such a loud and colorful personality can be in charge of such a dull and lifeless product week after week.
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Post by Andy Martin on Oct 26, 2017 12:18:59 GMT -5
Vince moves like the Tin Man after a coupla oil squirts; like he's mobile, but those joints still need some WD40. And once he gets moving you'd all better.... STAND BACK!
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 26, 2017 13:24:24 GMT -5
I would pay all the money for an album of Vince "singing" AC/DC covers.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 26, 2017 13:28:01 GMT -5
What hell at that guy doing an almost spot on Cena cosplay WELL before Cena was a thing. Down to the padlock and all Did Cena rip THAT guy off? I believe Cena's original gimmick was satire. It just got over and he used the rapping in a different way. Well I mean it started off with Cena dressed as Vanilla Ice so... yeah.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Oct 26, 2017 13:56:47 GMT -5
I love that Vince and I have the same taste in music.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2017 14:00:18 GMT -5
Men on a Mission would agree
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Oct 26, 2017 14:01:00 GMT -5
If only I could go back and make this my high school yearbook quote.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2017 16:38:13 GMT -5
Vince McMahon may be the funniest human to ever live. Dude is so far out of his mind that it's pretty endearing.
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FinalGwen
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Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Oct 26, 2017 17:10:15 GMT -5
I am happy to learn that Vince is aware that he is white.
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Oct 26, 2017 18:29:46 GMT -5
wonder what AC/DC tune was playing.
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wildojinx
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 26, 2017 19:12:00 GMT -5
I would pay all the money for an album of Vince "singing" AC/DC covers. Heck, back when AC/DC were looking for a new singer, I wouldnt be surprised if Vince was thinking about going for it.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 26, 2017 19:17:35 GMT -5
It's a shame that we'll never get a Vince autobiography, or that Stephanie would never in a billion years allow an honest biography to be released. Vince sounds like a fascinating, frustrating, hilarious dude. The thing about a biography is, I dunno who really knows him enough to do one. It'd probably come out like Big Fish or something, or sound like a Baron Munchausen story. Too many people have their own idea about who Vince is, and I dunno how mutually exclusive some of them are.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 26, 2017 19:51:56 GMT -5
I 100% guarantee that Vince has taken a huge shit and spent a good hour making sure everybody backstage had a chance to see it before it was flushed.
He probably even had a HOSS wrestler guard the toilet to make sure it didn't get flushed.
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Post by Larryhausen on Oct 26, 2017 21:59:10 GMT -5
I 100% guarantee that Vince has taken a huge shit and spent a good hour making sure everybody backstage had a chance to see it before it was flushed. He probably even had a HOSS wrestler guard the toilet to make sure it didn't get flushed. I can also imagine him opening the stall door while singing "WEEEEEEEELLLLLLL, WELL IT'S MY BIG SHIT!!!!!!!"
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Post by dreamer75 on Oct 27, 2017 11:10:55 GMT -5
It's a shame that we'll never get a Vince autobiography, or that Stephanie would never in a billion years allow an honest biography to be released. Vince sounds like a fascinating, frustrating, hilarious dude. The thing about a biography is, I dunno who really knows him enough to do one. It'd probably come out like Big Fish or something, or sound like a Baron Munchausen story. Too many people have their own idea about who Vince is, and I dunno how mutually exclusive some of them are. Prichard could for a good chunk of the time
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Oct 27, 2017 11:20:05 GMT -5
The thing about a biography is, I dunno who really knows him enough to do one. It'd probably come out like Big Fish or something, or sound like a Baron Munchausen story. Too many people have their own idea about who Vince is, and I dunno how mutually exclusive some of them are. Prichard could for a good chunk of the time Ya, but Pritchard is like alot of old school guys where if they told me the sky was blue I'd still look out a window to make sure.
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Post by dreamer75 on Oct 27, 2017 15:11:29 GMT -5
Prichard could for a good chunk of the time Ya, but Pritchard is like alot of old school guys where if they told me the sky was blue I'd still look out a window to make sure. True but he was one of the few who has been in the "inner circle" for a long time who could
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Oct 27, 2017 15:14:03 GMT -5
Was he drunk because I have said the same thing after having some Midori Nah, this sounds like the side effects of a good old snow cone, if you know what I mean.
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Post by Aime E. Dangerously on Oct 27, 2017 16:49:18 GMT -5
Vince is the real Doctor of Thuganomics.
Really though, Vince McMahon has to been one of the strangest creatures on Earth and it's amazing. Any stories I hear about him being a total weirdo, like that one about him texting Jericho from the gym at 4 A.M., always put a smile on my face. I want to hear ALL the crazy Vince stories.
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Post by Aime E. Dangerously on Oct 27, 2017 17:03:29 GMT -5
Men on a Mission would agree I have a new favorite thing.
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