Why are there two a's in aardvark?

[Vice honcho room temperature]

And a k in knife as well.

[The Raven]

Because God hates you.

[Matt Rogers]

Silent K on knife, same as knave. I think it kind of puts a deeper start on it, like having phlegm in your throat. I imagine the two As are just for making the argh sound.

Hell, I dunno, I didn't write the dictionary.

[Psy]

There are 3 a's in aardvark you goob.

[The Raven]

mattrogers said:

Silent K on knife, same as knave. I think it kind of puts a deeper start on it, like having phlegm in your throat. I imagine the two As are just for making the argh sound.

Hell, I dunno, I didn't write the dictionary.

God hates you too.

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theone6643 said:

And an n in knife as well.

The n in Knife is self explanatory...The "K" on the other hand is devilously evil...

[erisi236]

To irritate non-English speakers I guess

We'll begin with box; the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose is never called meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a house full of mice;
But the plural of house is houses, not hice.
The plural of man is always men,
But the plural of pan is never pen.

If I speak of a foot, and you show me two feet,
And I give you a book, would a pair be a beek?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't two booths be called beeth?

If the singular's this and the plural is these,
Should the plural of kiss be ever called keese?

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his, and him;
But imagine the feminine... she, shis, and shim!

[Tha Kid Joker]

Why are there two a's in aardvark?

Because you touch yourself at night.

EDIT: Amen, Erisi. Amen.

[The Raven]

erisi236 said:

To irritate non-English speakers I guess

We'll begin with box; the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose is never called meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a house full of mice;
But the plural of house is houses, not hice.
The plural of man is always men,
But the plural of pan is never pen.

If I speak of a foot, and you show me two feet,
And I give you a book, would a pair be a beek?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't two booths be called beeth?

If the singular's this and the plural is these,
Should the plural of kiss be ever called keese?

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his, and him;
But imagine the feminine... she, shis, and shim!

Don't make me say it.

[The Wraith]

thaxkidxjoker said:

Why are there two a's in aardvark?

Because you touch yourself at night.

EDIT: Amen, Erisi. Amen.

Geez, I say that same answer like 3 days ago, and what do I get?

lando said:

wooooooo said:

Because you touch yourself at night.

THIEF! THIEF! YOU STOLE THAT FROM "FAMILY GUY"!

Not original, so no points awarded. Bad WC Forum poster! BAD!


/ whaps Texas Tornado on the nose with rolled-up copy of The Sporting News

Yet nobody says anything when you do it.

It's because I'm black, isn't it?*

*I do know that TKJ is black, and I'm not. I just say "it's because I'm black, isn't it?" to make people stop arguing and go "....what?!"*

[erisi236]

In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

;D

[Vice honcho room temperature]

lets not get into the definitions of sewer.

[erisi236]

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

*head explodes*

;D

[The Wraith]

erisi236 said:

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

*head explodes*

;D

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be smiling after my head exploded.

Actually, I'd probably be dead.



And for more fun, try this:

if you're ever in a situation that involves time, it's a good time to mess with people.

"Hey, when are you gonna go to the movies?"

You say, "Around fortified minutes!"

"Four-to-five minutes?"

You say, "No! Fourty-five minutes!"

"Fourty-five minutes?"

You say "No! Four-to-five minutes!"

Repeat until beaten.

[Tha Kid Joker]

wooooooo said:

It's because I'm black, isn't it?

Basically.

[The Wraith]

thaxkidxjoker said:

wooooooo said:

It's because I'm black, isn't it?

Basically.

Dey always be hatin' on us bruthas. People should just back off my grill, know what I'm sayin'?

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

For the "k" in "knife", I' d like to say there' s the same thing in "knight"...

and erisi, stop bringing back these awfuls memories or I' ll force you to learn the French rules for the plurals of words ending with -al or with -ou or the rules of direct and indirect object !!!

Caillou, joujou, hibou, pou, genou, chou !! THEY TAKE AN " X " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA !! WHY ?? I DON' T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!

[Tha Kid Joker]

wooooooo said:

thaxkidxjoker said:

Basically.

Dey always be hatin' on us bruthas. People should just back off my grill, know what I'm sayin'?

That's what I be tryna' say. Especially when you live in the Derrty like we do. It's always a buncha hatin'. They need to jump up off Tha Kid lap and go sell some medicine, namean?

I concur.

[The Wraith]

thaxkidxjoker said:

wooooooo said:

Dey always be hatin' on us bruthas. People should just back off my grill, know what I'm sayin'?

That's what I be tryna' say. Especially when you live in the Derrty like we do. It's always a buncha hatin'. They need to jump up off Tha Kid lap and go sell some medicine, namean?

I concur.

It's all good, though.

Everyday I'm hustling....everyday I'm hustling.