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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 22, 2022 11:28:35 GMT -5
Lol. I honestly didn't hate it like the reviews. It's not very good, but a real throwback to 2000s Ghost Rider, Daredevil etc. Post credits are as dumb as you heard. We had a good time making fun of the last ten minutes or so Yeah, I honestly am gonna give it a fair chance but that joke was such a low hanging fruit. You’re 1 sentence description is pretty much exactly what I expected out of the movie. Welp, we went on a total of 3 dates and talked daily for weeks&things seemed to be going well until she completely f***in flaked on me last week and that ended. And perhaps the worst part is now I'll always have paid to see Morbius in theaters. Forever shall I wear the azure M (it's not scarlet, cuz of the fake blood in the movie, which is blue)
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Apr 27, 2022 8:27:26 GMT -5
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Post by DSR on Apr 27, 2022 11:31:08 GMT -5
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh....one of these movies was free on HBO Max.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Apr 27, 2022 15:34:56 GMT -5
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh....one of these movies was free on HBO Max.
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Post by DSR on Apr 27, 2022 15:44:34 GMT -5
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh....one of these movies was free on HBO Max.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 30, 2022 15:33:32 GMT -5
Sure, that was the problem.
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Post by James Fabiano on Apr 30, 2022 15:45:21 GMT -5
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh....one of these movies was free on HBO Max. "Leto is our Joker, technically a win for the Snyderverse!!!!" - The Snydentologists
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Post by thechase on Jun 3, 2022 10:22:35 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2022 13:21:05 GMT -5
Now no one go see it so the joke is complete
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Post by DeeBee on Jun 3, 2022 20:34:02 GMT -5
I swear to god, if shit posts end up giving this awful movie a sequel and thus leading to more work for Jared Leto, it's time we officially end the internet.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jun 3, 2022 21:41:58 GMT -5
I swear to god, if shit posts end up giving this awful movie a sequel and thus leading to more work for Jared Leto, it's time we officially end the internet. It’s ok…only Jared Leto is spreading rumors about a sequel.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jun 4, 2022 0:57:58 GMT -5
Someone should write a parody of the Duran Duran song "Notorious" but change it to "Hey Morbius."
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jun 4, 2022 2:54:36 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 4, 2022 4:24:42 GMT -5
I'm a big fan of the guy who ended up spawning the "it's Morbin time" meme long before he tweeted that.
He's a cynical, alcoholic Yu-Gi-Oh reviewer.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jun 4, 2022 12:15:14 GMT -5
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jun 4, 2022 12:42:38 GMT -5
Clearly it only made $85,000 this time because it made trillions the first time so there's no one left to go see it. #MorbiusSweep
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Post by mystermystery on Jun 4, 2022 18:56:23 GMT -5
I wonder how many screens this increased Moribus push took away from other films that could've have used all the help they could get (Is David Cronenberg's new film out in theaters yet?).
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Post by cosmo on Jun 4, 2022 19:57:25 GMT -5
A theater not far from me went out of business at the end of April, a casualty of the pandemic. During their last week, most of the staff had mentally checked out so much that you probably could've entered the building, walked right past the box office into one of the screens, and watched a whole movie for free.
I was tempted to try that with Morbius, but I don't think I'd bother to watch that movie even if it was free.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 4, 2022 20:36:31 GMT -5
Time to f*** off Jared, time to f*** off
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Post by xCompackx on Jun 4, 2022 21:14:19 GMT -5
I guess we can't give too much credit to the same company that gave us The Emoji Movie, but you'd think on some level, these executives would like, focus test shit and ask "Is this a good thing or bad thing". Probably not too tough to find folks to tell you "Nah, this meme didn't mean we wanted your movie, pal".
Also, must suck for Jared Leto to have to see his movie bomb twice in theaters.
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