One Man's Mission to Stop Roman Reigns Forever

[Deleted]

He has a mission....

I assume the whole thing is a gag, but #6 has me absolutely laughing my ass off.

[Chainsaw]

I'm sorry, but I saw who posted it, and after last night's NewLegacyInc stream, all I can hear is NOHDECUE...DAW CAHM?!?!

[kingbookermark]

This is mean but I love it!

[Mister Pigwell]

Yeah that's all gotta be a joke.

6 is indeed hilarious.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

*shudder*

I hope to hell that it’s just a gag, because anyone writing legitimate instructional manifestos over this shit... They’re taking it way too seriously.

[Mister Pigwell]

Nov 14, 2017 17:38:06 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

*shudder*

I hope to hell that it’s just a gag, because anyone writing legitimate instructional manifestos over this shit... They’re taking it way too seriously.

Dude... did you read them? It's a joke.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Nov 14, 2017 17:40:01 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell said:

Nov 14, 2017 17:38:06 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

*shudder*

I hope to hell that it’s just a gag, because anyone writing legitimate instructional manifestos over this shit... They’re taking it way too seriously.

Dude... did you read them? It's a joke.

Honestly, I kinda just scanned through them... I’m in a pretty bad headspace with this fandom right now, so I’m probably not fit to comment on anything.

[Deleted]

I'm just trying to picture this angry British dude yelling at 8 year olds to stop cheering Roman because he's "overbooked" and then telling security the kids parents tried to knife him.

[Deleted]

I really hope this is satire lol. Because nothing says I hate the product and WWE more than travelling internationally for a front row ticket to a WWE Event and being at your absolute loudest towards the guy you hate the most and then spend all your free time after talking about the thing you hate the most online for hours.

[Rolent Tex]

Sweet. Finally we know that Shareholder’s real name.

[Mister Pigwell]

BTW I legit thought this was gonna be about The Shareholder.

[JCBaggee]

That Twitter account appears to already be dead.

[Deleted]

This is more than likely satire but you can never be sure these days. For all I know there actually is someone this dopey and self-important leading a one-man crusade against the Holy Roman Empire.

[Mid-Carder]

“Don’t physically attack him, even if you’re like me and can take him” made me laugh.

[Bang Bang Bart]

Nov 14, 2017 18:06:45 GMT -5 @tacticalsneakman said:

This is more than likely satire but you can never be sure these days. For all I know there actually is someone this dopey and self-important leading a one-man crusade against the Holy Roman Empire.

Considering how salty people can get when it comes to their opinions on Mr. Reigns's significance to WWE, I wouldn't be surprised if someone took this satirical thing as fact and followed every instruction to the letter.

[Perd]

I want this to be real. Not because I condone any of it, but because it would help me hold on to my ever dwindling hope that I’m not the saddest man on earth.

[Albino Heat]

Was thinking this would be about Braun.

[Dukect]

And Smarks wonder why most people hate them

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Yeah this is obviously a joke.

I'm sure there's a fan out there or two who obsessively hates Roman. Every company's top star has them. But this is a (pretty funny, IMO) parody.

[Tenshigure]

Points 3 and 4 literally contradict each other, but that doesn't take away from the fun read.