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Post by fg on Nov 16, 2017 21:52:23 GMT -5
Have you ever been in situations where you feel the need to utter quotes that Gorilla used to say? At work, sometimes I have to push heavy things and due to whatever the things may not budge. In this situation, I may say: "Irresistible force meets the immovable object."
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 16, 2017 21:57:33 GMT -5
There have been several times where I feel like saying "Highly Unlikely".
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Post by Blindkarevik on Nov 16, 2017 21:59:15 GMT -5
"WILL YOU STOP?!"
That and I can never turn down an opportunity to reference someone's "External Occipital Protuberance"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2017 22:51:35 GMT -5
I love when he makes Stone Cold leave the arena.
Parapharsing here, but: "I want you to get your ass out of this building!"
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Post by Jiren on Nov 17, 2017 3:49:33 GMT -5
They're literally hanging from the rafters
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Post by TGM on Nov 17, 2017 3:53:23 GMT -5
This place has gone bananas
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Post by Baby, it’s Jes outside on Nov 17, 2017 4:31:09 GMT -5
External occipital protuberance.
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Post by The Barber on Nov 17, 2017 5:35:45 GMT -5
I've used 'Mountain Of Misinformation' before.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Nov 17, 2017 10:48:32 GMT -5
I often refer to idiots as 'fountains of misinformation'.
Whenever someone gets hit hard by someone else, I say that his clock was cleaned. Whenever he gets hit in the stomach, I belt out, "Right in the breadbasket".
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 17, 2017 11:00:59 GMT -5
I've exclaimed "holy mackerel!" under my breath more than once.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Nov 17, 2017 12:52:57 GMT -5
"This match is a main event anywhere in the country, Brain!"
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Nov 17, 2017 13:58:51 GMT -5
"This match is a main event anywhere in the country, Brain!" Said during many a match featuring Salvatore Bellomo. |
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Post by badkarma on Nov 17, 2017 16:27:35 GMT -5
How are we this far into the thread and no one has brought up the phrase that literally defines Gorilla Monsoon announcing career?
It's pandemonium!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2017 16:38:47 GMT -5
It’s a happening
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Post by 67 more on Nov 19, 2017 2:53:02 GMT -5
You can cut the electricity with a knife!
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Post by repomark on Nov 21, 2017 19:20:11 GMT -5
My favourite Monsoon quote was during Wrestlemania 8 when he and Bobby were riffing off each other:
Bobby: “I’ll be in Sheffield, England in a couple of weeks.”
Gorilla: “Do you have a round trip ticket? I hope it’s one way.”
Bobby: “are you going?”
Gorilla: “unfortunately.”
Now I know Gorilla meant it was unfortunate because he had to spend more time with Bobby, but it came across like he was taking a giant dump on Sheffield for no apparent reason. Makes me laugh every time.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2017 11:06:53 GMT -5
I don't think he got all of that one, Your Lordship!
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Nov 23, 2017 11:41:31 GMT -5
Conspicuous by his absence
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2017 12:14:41 GMT -5
I love that Gorilla was always criticizing dudes application of the abdominal stretch.
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Nov 23, 2017 12:53:55 GMT -5
I love that Gorilla was always criticizing dudes application of the abdominal stretch. And the Full Nelson. You've got to keep those fingers locked! |
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