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Post by Perd on Dec 5, 2017 22:14:45 GMT -5
That’s her dating profile on cousinsonly.com
Seriously, that was laughably bad.
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Post by freeze Austin on Dec 5, 2017 22:42:45 GMT -5
That is a new contender for worst promo of the year.
"Daniel is prezajish against people from the south. Has anyone from Kentucky ever been to that little hippie, granola state you call (awkward pause) HUH?! Have you even hunted lime game? Have you even tasted gay meat? HUH?!"
I'm from Kentucky and have no idea what point she was trying to make. Wouldn't the person who refuses to go to another state and experience their culture for themselves be the "prezajish" one, not the other way around?
I like to think this is what happens when you let Scott Steiner substitute teach promos at the Performance Center.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 5, 2017 22:49:02 GMT -5
Thread titles on point lately.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 5, 2017 22:51:55 GMT -5
She's either never talking again or about to talk a hell of a lot more as a rib.
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 5, 2017 22:53:29 GMT -5
Well, her second line of the night isn't the first time I've heard that line about cats and rocking chairs.
First time was on the 90s X-Men cartoon from Rogue.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Dec 5, 2017 22:56:12 GMT -5
you and me both Sarah, you and me both.
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Post by angryfan on Dec 5, 2017 22:57:52 GMT -5
That is a new contender for worst promo of the year. "Daniel is prezajish against people from the south. Has anyone from Kentucky ever been to that little hippie, granola state you call (awkward pause) HUH?! Have you even hunted lime game? Have you even tasted gay meat? HUH?!" I'm from Kentucky and have no idea what point she was trying to make. Wouldn't the person who refuses to go to another state and experience their culture for themselves be the "prezajish" one, not the other way around? I like to think this is what happens when you let Scott Steiner substitute teach promos at the Performance Center. My God. I mean, look, I live pretty much on the border of the Henry County line, it's farm country, Kentucky, albeit not as much as say Paducah, but it's country as hell. I've heard people have full conversations without using verbs or adjectives, and possibly with only one syllable noises they call words but are in no known dialect. Even with all of that, I have no damn clue what the hell she is going for with this. |
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Dec 5, 2017 22:59:57 GMT -5
This is the downside to not letting someone be on NXT long enough to do anything of merit or develop a character on television. If they'd ever let her cut live promos before this could have been worked on.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 5, 2017 23:01:45 GMT -5
I had to think about it for a bit. I am going to assume she meant "game meat".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2017 23:03:07 GMT -5
But does she like SERIOUS gay meat?
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Post by angryfan on Dec 5, 2017 23:03:35 GMT -5
I had to think about it for a bit. I am going to assume she meant "game meat". Most likely, sure, although dialiect-wise it still sounds more like "someone is tryign to write country" because while in this area hunting wild game is a thing, but fresh meat, or just meat, is what you eat afterwards. Game meat is, well, spoiled or has an odd taste to it. |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 5, 2017 23:05:37 GMT -5
I had to think about it for a bit. I am going to assume she meant "game meat". That's obviously what she meant, but you try and and say it at a normal conversation speed, and it sounds like "gay meat". You can't help that unless you consciously put in a pause after "game". |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2017 23:06:52 GMT -5
Henry O. would be proud of his daughter/cousin
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 5, 2017 23:10:47 GMT -5
But does she like SERIOUS gay meat? Must be more tender than the alternative, Hard Gay Meat. |
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 5, 2017 23:14:21 GMT -5
What.... the f***.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 5, 2017 23:16:23 GMT -5
I didn't follow her in the indy's but the one promo I found it didn't sound like she had an accent... did she put one on for a promo?
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 5, 2017 23:16:46 GMT -5
She's not even Southern, either. Who decided this was her character, and why?
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Dec 5, 2017 23:19:56 GMT -5
This reaffirms what I've said all along: they brought up the wrong women.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 5, 2017 23:20:10 GMT -5
She's not even Southern, either. Who decided this was her character, and why? She's from Southern Indiana, (From what I found on the almighty Wikipedia!) which is historically southern and considered part of the "Upland South" |
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Dec 5, 2017 23:20:32 GMT -5
It’s like she took Applejack from My Little Pony way too seriously.
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