fg
Unicron
Gaming
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Post by fg on Dec 22, 2017 8:42:09 GMT -5
...for the holiday season, I think we could have WWE/National Lampoons Christmas Vacation ones.
Here's one:
(Jerry Lawler sees a young great looking lady at the Jewelry counter.)
Jerry: "Just smelling. SMILING."
Anyone can think of more?
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Dec 22, 2017 9:23:05 GMT -5
Vince at the Christmas RAW: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 22, 2017 9:44:58 GMT -5
I still think there needs to be a WWE/Seinfeld thread.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 22, 2017 9:49:55 GMT -5
Maryse: What are you looking at?
Miz: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Dean Ambrose: "SHITTER WAS FULL"
Vince: I think you're all f$^%@$^ in the head. We're ten hours from f$^$@^% Wrestlemania and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a PPV to put Roman over. It's a quest. It's a quest for Roman. You're gonna love Roman, and I'm gonna love Roman... We're all gonna have so much f$@^%$^% Roman we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Stand Back' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to pass the torch to Roman. Praise Roman Reigns! Holy Shit!
Shane: Dad, you want a Sno-Cone?
Vince: Don't touch!
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Dec 23, 2017 0:22:11 GMT -5
VKM: Paul, we made Roman a face, didn't we?
H: Sure, Dad.
VKM: Hmm... Maybe we ought to send The Rock out there...
H: Oh, woo. Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car...
VKM <to all employees complaining about working on Christmas Day>: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
[on *205 Live* being a ratings bust]
VKM: Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
Stephanie: [Paul] worked really hard, [Dad].
Linda: So do washing machines.
Maryse: Yes officer, it seems my husband's been abducted. The man was, was wearing a black muscle shirt and camo pants. Plates were from Tennessee. He was a huge, beastly, bulging man.
Stephanie: How Did Daniel Bryan get so POPULAR, Paul?!
H: Well, I DON'T KNOW, STEPH-A-NIE!!!
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Dec 23, 2017 0:57:43 GMT -5
AJ Styles: I must say, in many ways WWE really beats the old slave-labor camp.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 23, 2017 1:22:14 GMT -5
*Hulkster during the limo scene in No Holds Barred*
Hulk: What’s that smell???
Limo driver: Shitter was full!
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Dec 23, 2017 11:50:50 GMT -5
AJ Styles: I must say, in many ways WWE really beats the old slave-labor camp. Perfect! |
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 23, 2017 14:03:40 GMT -5
Ron Simmons: Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Ron. Now I'm about to take you through a fully functional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 17:31:39 GMT -5
I still think there needs to be a WWE/Seinfeld thread. "Billy Gunn...IT'S YOU! YOU'RE THE ASS MAN!" |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 24, 2017 9:46:19 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan on not being cleared to wrestle: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Vince McMahon, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2017 11:53:06 GMT -5
Big Show: "Hey Vince, I really think you should start booking me better lately."
Vince: "Anything else I can do for you Big Show?"
HHH: "Vince he's an old man, this may be his last Wrestlemania."
Vince: "He keeps it up it will be his last Wrestlemania."
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 24, 2017 22:20:09 GMT -5
The Miz and Maryse appear
The Miz: Hey Ambrose, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Ambrose: Bend over and I'll show you.
The Miz: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Ambrose.
Ambrose: I wasn't talking to you.
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