Guys who think they're funny but aren't thread

[Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D.]

I never laughed at pauly shore, until that video of him getting knocked out by the red neck guy. That was gold!

[Boku AKA Da Green Guy]

tna said:

Dane Cook.

Completely agree. He's alright, sometimes, but he's not the comedy god that he's made out to be.

mightykretzler said:

John Cena. I am tired of his four basic food groups in his promos: Poop, nuts, hoes, and herpes.

I use to at least tolerate his jokes... Then I heard "Poopypants".

thebaldonempls said:

Carlos Mencia, mostly for the fact that he assumes that anyone who doesn't laugh is either offended or just doesn't get it.

The worst thing is that he says that at the most non-funny jokes of his. I watched his special once and it was full of "OH CARLOS YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!!"

Just once I want able to say to him, "No, it's because that joke just plain sucked... And on an unrelated matter, stop ripping off George Lopez."

[maxx420]

Hmmm. Does Russell Brand count as a comedian?
'Cause that guy is intolerable.
I think Sir Bob Geldof said it best when he said: "Russell Brand; what a tw*t!"

[Bullhead]

David Cross.

[Bill.]

Carlos Mencia.

I know no comedians, but Carlos isn't one either.

[4real]

John McCrikick (or however you spell his name). What a tosser

Oh yeah and Russel Brand? What a Tw*t.

[maxx420]

Dermot O'Leary.
Most Channel 4 presenters, actually.
Especially Russell Brand... What a tw*t!

[Boku AKA Da Green Guy]

Is Russell Brand a Europe thing?

[4real]

dagreenguy said:

Is Russell Brand a Europe thing?

No, he's a bad thing. Branded T for Tw*t

[Boku AKA Da Green Guy]

Ah, okay then... Any reason why?

[Baixo Astral]

Dave Attell.

[maxx420]

4real said:

dagreenguy said:

Is Russell Brand a Europe thing?

No, he's a bad thing. Branded T for Tw*t

LOL! Excellent. I have to steal that one & use it at brunch tomorrow to seem awfully clever.
Then everyone will shower me with compliments like:
"Oh, Pete Maxx. You're so terribly witty & clever. How ever do you come up with such extraordinarily intelligent off the cuff remarks?"

[Tonto Goldstein]

Jimmy Fallon.

[Corporate H]

Any of those clip shows that came after the I Love The series. I Love The '80s and beyond have always been funny in my opinion but these other shows usually suck especially the ones on E.

[4real]

maxx420 said:

4real said:

No, he's a bad thing. Branded T for Tw*t

LOL! Excellent. I have to steal that one & use it at brunch tomorrow to seem awfully clever.
Then everyone will shower me with compliments like:
"Oh, Pete Maxx. You're so terribly witty & clever. How ever do you come up with such extraordinarily intelligent off the cuff remarks?"

Damned if i'm gonna have Irish people stealing OUR jokes.

[4real]

maxx420 said:

4real said:

No, he's a bad thing. Branded T for Tw*t

LOL! Excellent. I have to steal that one & use it at brunch tomorrow to seem awfully clever.
Then everyone will shower me with compliments like:
"Oh, Pete Maxx. You're so terribly witty & clever. How ever do you come up with such extraordinarily intelligent off the cuff remarks?"

Since my computer has no interest in deleting this double post anytime soon let me tell you somebody else who isn't funny....Jade Goody.

And no i'm not explaining. I'm in a mood now.

[-Lithium-]

dagreenguy said:

thebaldonempls said:

Carlos Mencia, mostly for the fact that he assumes that anyone who doesn't laugh is either offended or just doesn't get it.

The worst thing is that he says that at the most non-funny jokes of his. I watched his special once and it was full of "OH CARLOS YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!!"

Just once I want able to say to him, "No, it's because that joke just plain sucked... And on an unrelated matter, stop ripping off George Lopez."

...who stand up also isnt funny and unoriginal as its a hour of old Mexican Jokes, seriously the dude cant go one joke without making one...

[salTy]

Colin Quinn, Carlos Mencia, D.L. Hughley, WWE Creative, Whose Line Is It Anyway?.

[tna]

Bill O'Reilly

[Bobafett]

Davina McCall, well she is more like she thinks shes cool,hip, down with it..etc but is plain annoying and shouty

Yeah Dermot O'Leary, especially when he does that Big Brothers Little Brother program, hes too corny and its like "hey laugh, I'm funny ..please"

Vernon Kay, god he's annoying, he has this voice and attitude thats basicly "listen to me everything I say is cool and funny " but he just comes across as the guy you knew from school who would mock people bit say its only a joke n crap

Russell Brand, hes..a bit..odd, dresses like a 19th century opium fiend and seems to say stuff that is simply inane and pointless

Chris Evans, not the guy from Fantastic 4, the red headed dj, he just thinks hes way funnier than he is, he refusedto give tours at a studio he worked in once cos someone didn't laugh at his joke,i loved when Stern ripped into him