salTy
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Post by salTy on Dec 13, 2006 1:25:08 GMT -5
I've been asking myself this question for years. I hope to get it resolved here, once and for all. I need to know who is more pathetic of these two characters. One one side we have this man, Bill Dauterive. You know him from King of the Hill.  On the other side we have THIS man, Principal Seymour Skinner, from the Simpsons.  Ok, have at it, people. |
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 13, 2006 1:26:05 GMT -5
Bill, by far
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Doomrider
Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on Dec 13, 2006 1:26:16 GMT -5
Squeak from BASEketball owns them both.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 13, 2006 1:26:22 GMT -5
Skinner, easily. The only cartoon character I've ever felt legit pity for.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Dec 13, 2006 1:28:35 GMT -5
Bill, and sadly he's me in about 10 years ;D
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The Raven
Hank Scorpio
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Post by The Raven on Dec 13, 2006 1:30:36 GMT -5
Bill.
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TuneinTokyo
Hank Scorpio
The Mountain from Stone Mountain
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Dec 13, 2006 1:34:01 GMT -5
the guy or girl who reads this is pretty much some comination of both of them.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 13, 2006 1:34:07 GMT -5
Bill, Skinner at least gets Hot Edna Action.
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salTy
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Post by salTy on Dec 13, 2006 1:36:33 GMT -5
Bill, Skinner at least gets Hot Edna Action. Who hasn't? |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 13, 2006 1:39:12 GMT -5
I'm betting Willie, hence why he's so surly.
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salTy
El Dandy
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Post by salTy on Dec 13, 2006 1:43:00 GMT -5
I'm betting Willie, hence why he's so surly. Yeah, but I remember Edna once saying "I'm not even gonna TELL you what that guy's into!" Perhaps implying some secret only she knows. Hell, Moe f***ed her. Moe. |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 13, 2006 1:50:31 GMT -5
William Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2006 1:55:49 GMT -5
Bill. The man pretended to be his ex-wife once.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 13, 2006 2:20:27 GMT -5
My favorite episode ever. I'm Lanore, don't you recognize me?
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Post by THE Dinobot on Dec 13, 2006 2:22:48 GMT -5
William Fountaine Dauterive. The guy misses his ex-wife Lanore sooooo much, that he tried suiced by sticking his head in the oven....and it was pretty warm.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 13, 2006 2:25:10 GMT -5
The only time Bill wasn't pathetic was when the Arlen gang went to New Orleans for the Saints-Cowboys game and Bill was all french and suave with his hot cousins/cousins wife
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 13, 2006 11:55:35 GMT -5
Moe Szyzlak is way worse off than Skinner. now Bill vs. Moe, THERE'S a contest for most pathetic character ever. throw in Dante Hicks from Clerks and we have a real contest!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 13, 2006 11:58:37 GMT -5
Bill is just about the most pathetic character of all time.
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Post by Psy on Dec 13, 2006 12:04:19 GMT -5
Bill.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 13, 2006 12:09:06 GMT -5
Add Dr. Zoidberg and you've got a four-way.
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