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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 11, 2006 0:12:58 GMT -5
Instead of people making a thread everytime the person they are seeing or have a crash on has a burp that sounds like burlap lets just role current and future ones into this thread. Unless people revolt on this thread than whatever.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 11, 2006 0:19:25 GMT -5
Okay, here's a doozy from my personal life. I'm still in love with my ex, who, despite her being a borderline crazy person, I just can't seem to get over. And in the past few days we've been hanging out a lot more and I think that there could be something there that would make both of us want to give the relationship another go-round. HOWEVER, she's currently in a relationship with a marine-in-training, who, if he were to find out, would probably rip my spine out through my mouth if he found out that I was anywhere near his girlfriend. So, yeah, I'm very much in the middle of a buttload of drama right now, and in desperate need of advice, because I'm romantically and socially inept. Thanks in advance for the help, and screw you in advance for the people that call me a whiny bitch.
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Post by nisi on Dec 11, 2006 0:22:31 GMT -5
Spankymac, you had me at "borderline crazy person." Run away. Fly fly. "Crazy" is not cute, not endearing, not worth the trouble.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 11, 2006 0:23:44 GMT -5
I think we need to take Spankymac to a strip club to get his mind off his problems.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 11, 2006 0:23:56 GMT -5
Spankymac, you had me at "borderline crazy person." Run away. Fly fly. "Crazy" is not cute, not endearing, not worth the trouble. Nisi, I like the cut of your jib. I'll definetly have to take that route. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 11, 2006 0:24:30 GMT -5
I think we need to take Spankymac to a strip club to get his mind off his problems. Yeah, I got stupid dramatic stress comin' out my ass.  |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 11, 2006 0:25:05 GMT -5
I second nisi. Pretend you're Jay Garrick and RUN!!!!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 11, 2006 0:26:41 GMT -5
I second nisi. Pretend you're Jay Garrick and RUN!!!! To a strip club where we will be. |
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Post by nisi on Dec 11, 2006 0:30:47 GMT -5
Spankymac, you had me at "borderline crazy person." Run away. Fly fly. "Crazy" is not cute, not endearing, not worth the trouble. Nisi, I like the cut of your jib. I'll definetly have to take that route. My brother is currently considering a girl who in his words is "just a little crazy." I keep asking him if he means "just a little crazy like the last one who sold most of your worldly goods for drugs?" People tend to use "crazy" as a kind way of referencing what would in any other context be described as incredibly anti-social, self-centered behavior. When your brain thinks of "crazy" to describe someone, run away. On a personal note, I was rather suddenly downshifted into The Friend Zone recently. This hardly ever happens to me, the huge puddle of drool I produce usually makes my sexual intentions very clear so there is no ambiguity. Oh well. At least I just had my cholesterol checked and it is "excellent." |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 11, 2006 0:33:30 GMT -5
Nisi, I like the cut of your jib. I'll definetly have to take that route. My brother is currently considering a girl who in his words is "just a little crazy." I keep asking him if he means "just a little crazy like the last one who sold most of your worldly goods for drugs?" People tend to use "crazy" as a kind way of referencing what would in any other context be described as incredibly anti-social, self-centered behavior. When your brain thinks of "crazy" to describe someone, run away. On a personal note, I was rather suddenly downshifted into The Friend Zone recently. This hardly ever happens to me, the huge puddle of drool I produce usually makes my sexual intentions very clear so there is no ambiguity. Oh well. At least I just had my cholesterol checked and it is "excellent." Ah, the "Friend Zone". A place I know well, Nisi. I'm practically a full time resident. Welcome. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 11, 2006 0:35:49 GMT -5
So that's what Garth Algar did after college.
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Post by nisi on Dec 11, 2006 0:42:01 GMT -5
Ah, the "Friend Zone". A place I know well, Nisi. I'm practically a full time resident. Welcome. My tact and delicacy on these forums might not suggest how direct I can be about the sex without filters. How did "Let's go for a drink" get me to The Friend Zone, when it usually gets me to a very different destination?!  |
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Post by jcdenton on Dec 11, 2006 0:44:40 GMT -5
my problems? I cant get one!
thank you
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Dec 11, 2006 0:49:04 GMT -5
Hell, I've griped about my girl problems so many times...and just recently in my new thread...so I may as well quit with the being a sadist necrophiliac into bestiality and stop beating that dead horse.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 11, 2006 0:49:34 GMT -5
AA meetings? Well if you wouldn't do the " let's drink" thing at eight am...  |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 11, 2006 0:51:03 GMT -5
here's one: i'm in love with a woman who has a boyfriend... that's the problem.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 11, 2006 1:00:50 GMT -5
Ahh the friend zone I know thee well from a 2 and a half year stay and renting a new place there recently Ok so its junior year in hs and I'm not going too well with the ladies. So I'm sitting in home room away from where I normally sit just because I felt like it and the teacher never gave a crap. So in walks a girl who knocks my socks off. Not like hot like universally but something about her drove me crazy. So over the next few days I try to build the nerve to talk to her. eventually I get the nerve to ask her to do something over a weekend. I get her Screen name and she'll im me that day. Here's the kicker her comp was broken and she was supposed to get it back than but didn't. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I just got her number instead of her Screen name. Time passes I walk her home and I ask to hang out for a while over the days in school but she works on Friday and just plans never seemed to work outon Saturday and she visits her grandma Sunday and works at night as well. Maybe there was a hint I wasn't getting there but ehhh. So my summer was mostly spent in Poland that year so there goes the summer. September I say outright I like her and she gives me the friends speech We stay friends but for some reason the cloud of we could be more never shakes my head still doesn't til this day but ehh. To be continued for the post not to get too big... |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 11, 2006 1:10:09 GMT -5
See, me personally, I wouldn't have kept asking her out-
If you ask a girl out, for example " hey let's go see a movie on wednesday" typically if she's interested, she'll say yes, but if there's a legit scheduling conflict, more often than not they'll offer a counter date " I've gotta work on wednesday, but how bout friday" i.e. if a girl WANTS to do something with you, she'll make the effort. There's really not anymore ambiguity than you create for yourself, and one of our female posters can either back me up or total kibosh this theory, but the persistence thing only works if she thinks there's potential there in the first place
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 11, 2006 1:16:19 GMT -5
.. continued Now mind you I haven't stopped looking around at others but nothing serious or long comes from it. Before my first in first year college I start a new job so that means new group of people to meet. So I meet this new girl and being the charming person I can be sometimes when I actually talk to people we seem to hit it off. So I ask her out at some point when the store was closed and we are in the back room waiting to be done. Unfortunatly she's dating a guy. So when ever that subject comes up I push towards the advice that he is bad and not right. Good news she breaks up with him, bad news she broke up with him to date someone else  . Shortly he breaks up with her and she vunerable and guess what I do. Screw it up by saying something stupid. Ok so maybe it wasn't all bad but I could have said something better. So we flirt and stuff and she says at one point I'm cute so I think its going to go well. I keep asking her on dates and stuff to do but plans and crap. Which is odd because I remember at one point she complained she didn't have a boyfriend and I was there all confused. So eventually I think I get my date or I think. I ask her to Ice cream and she says yes after work because that's what we were doing. We get out and its an unseasonably cold May night so we get hot coco for 20 min outside of a 7-11 which was interupted by phone calls and she had to leave to go to work early in the morn. Next night I call her up and say the stupidest thing I think in hindsight killed everything. Since she likes to party a little I asked her if she was drunk and she was really offended. Stupid... she finds a boyfriend and that leaves me sad and looking for someone else over the summer. She breaks up with him in the fall and so I ask her one last time. She forgets her charger and her cell's battery is dead. . Finally I moved on when birthday plans fell through for a mutal friend and we made plans to hang out but she ditched me and was hanging out with another friend and didn't even answer her cell. Next week I cursed her out and that clear my heart. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 11, 2006 1:19:08 GMT -5
See, me personally, I wouldn't have kept asking her out- If you ask a girl out, for example " hey let's go see a movie on wednesday" typically if she's interested, she'll say yes, but if there's a legit scheduling conflict, more often than not they'll offer a counter date " I've gotta work on wednesday, but how bout friday" i.e. if a girl WANTS to do something with you, she'll make the effort. There's really not anymore ambiguity than you create for yourself, and one of our female posters can either back me up or total kibosh this theory, but the persistence thing only works if she thinks there's potential there in the first place Yea hindsight makes a fool of me. Besides I'm not exactly suave to begin with. |
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. Shortly he breaks up with her and she vunerable and guess what I do. Screw it up by saying something stupid.