Things only REAL fans know.

[Starshine]

I'm not talking about those fake fans who watch the WWE John Cena babies show. I'm talking about real fans who watch real pro wrestling.

For example, real fans know that 'Hitman' Brett Hart (pictured below) is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there can be.

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ECW and WCW were REAL. That's why the second Ultimate Warrior went to WCW because Vince asked him to lose

[The Sam]

Kevin Nash and Kane are the same person. That's why Kane worked the opening segment on WWF but Big Sexy worked the main event of WCW.

[TGM]

Chris Benoit was framed

[ayumidah]

Mike Chioda and Mike Shinoda are the same person.

[The Thread Barbi]

The real Ultimate Warrior didn't die in '92. He retired to Kenya and became a bus driver.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

That guy you like? He got BURIED FOREVER when he lost to that guy you don't like. What? All those fans cheering for him still? They don't count, because REAL fans know you should not care one bit about someone the moment they look slightly weak in any way.

[Fundertaker]

The Undertaker is really a supernatural entity that is hell bent on wrestling destruction. Yes, the powers to flick lights on and off are part of it. You heard me.

[Magnus the Magnificent]

Madison Square GArden can hold almost 30.000 spectators on special nights.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

All matches are fake except Bruno Sammartino's matches, those were real.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Jan 23, 2018 4:06:49 GMT -5 TGM said:

Chris Benoit was framed

Lol off topic but I recently saw a Benoit denier being confronted with the facts as to why it was impossible for Kevin Sullivan to be the one responsible and his answer was that Sullivan was a satanist. Haha

[Aceorton]

Randy Savage. Underage Stephanie McMahon. It's EXACTLY what you're thinking, and Vince put his fist through the wall of his office when he found out.

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It really WAS the greatest night in the history of our sport. Every time.

[SmashTV]

Goldust wasn't gay, just androgynous.

[Hurbster]

Kane's bumps are awesome.

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Remember all that talk about butts in seats....totally fake all silicone enhanced buttocks.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Vince McMahon owned both WWE and WCW during the Monday Night Wars, that's why wrestlers could go between the two companies so easily. It's also how Bischoff was able to get the results that he read on TV 'early.

[toodarkmark]

Hulk Hogan.

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If a guy wrestles in Japan he’s automatically a wrestling god.

[chazraps]

Ric Flair owned ECW, but David Flair owned USWA.