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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 21, 2006 6:52:17 GMT -5
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Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 21, 2006 8:05:20 GMT -5
In that first pic, she really looks like a hotter Kelly Kelly.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 21, 2006 8:22:36 GMT -5
This girl is a hottie, and a Bob Saget into the bargain!
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Matt Rogers
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 21, 2006 8:23:45 GMT -5
I imagine she still wants World Peace though.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Dec 21, 2006 8:33:43 GMT -5
In the words of Santa:
Ho, ho, ho.
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Post by samachine on Dec 21, 2006 8:33:47 GMT -5
I imagine she still wants World Peace though. You misunderstood her, world penis, not world peace. This joke would work better without filters
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 21, 2006 8:34:40 GMT -5
I wanna little bit of her world peace. I wanna take a stop at Breast Virginia and some other places.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Dec 21, 2006 8:34:59 GMT -5
I imagine she still wants World Peace though. You misunderstood her, world member, not world peace. This joke would work better without filters You just have to be creative. She wants World Piece, the largest member in the world.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 21, 2006 8:35:19 GMT -5
Its days like this that I wish I went to college.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Dec 21, 2006 8:37:00 GMT -5
Its days like this that I wish I went to college. Guess you can't, what with the restraining order and such.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 21, 2006 8:38:03 GMT -5
Its days like this that I wish I went to college. Guess you can't, what with the restraining order and such. No, just the fact that I'm nearing 25 years old, poor, and engaged, which....pretty much negates the entire "drunken skanks" appeal of going.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Dec 21, 2006 8:39:46 GMT -5
Guess you can't, what with the restraining order and such. No, just the fact that I'm nearing 25 years old, poor, and engaged, which....pretty much negates the entire "drunken skanks" appeal of going. Also seems to eliminate a sense of humor. 'Twas a joke, Old man.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 21, 2006 8:43:08 GMT -5
No, just the fact that I'm nearing 25 years old, poor, and engaged, which....pretty much negates the entire "drunken skanks" appeal of going. Also seems to eliminate a sense of humor. 'Twas a joke, Old man. I got your old man right here. Seriously, it came in the mail today. He's yours, right? No? Ok I'll just burn it.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Dec 21, 2006 8:52:52 GMT -5
Also seems to eliminate a sense of humor. 'Twas a joke, Old man. I got your old man right here. Seriously, it came in the mail today. He's yours, right? No? Ok I'll just burn it. Thank God. I thought all the old people were merging together to on large case of geriatrics.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 21, 2006 9:01:52 GMT -5
I got your old man right here. Seriously, it came in the mail today. He's yours, right? No? Ok I'll just burn it. Thank God. I thought all the old people were merging together to on large case of geriatrics. World geezer?
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Dec 21, 2006 9:02:58 GMT -5
Thank God. I thought all the old people were merging together to on large case of geriatrics. World geezer? Yup. It's my number one fear, along with damn kids on my lawn. Dagnabbit.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 21, 2006 9:05:58 GMT -5
I still harbour fears of a giant mechKevinNash rampaging through Tokyo, tearing a quad and falling on a bunch of harjuku girls.
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Dec 21, 2006 9:07:29 GMT -5
I still harbour fears of a giant mechKevinNash rampaging through Tokyo, tearing a quad and falling on a bunch of harjuku girls. I thought they gave him Mech Quads, to eliminate his one weakness? THE RAMPAGE WILL LAST FOREVER!!! LIKE HIS PUSH!!
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 21, 2006 9:08:30 GMT -5
I still harbour fears of a giant mechKevinNash rampaging through Tokyo, tearing a quad and falling on a bunch of harjuku girls. Fear? That'd be freaking awesome, I can see the screenplay now. Mecha-Nash shows up and starts trashing Tokyo, so all the little boys in their little shorts come out to call for Godzilla, who is alerted on Monster Island and starts the long trek to Japan... Only to have Mecha-Nash's leg circuits all blow five minutes later and he topples over to his death. Godzilla arrives hours later to find he has already been dismantled and turned into Hondas and Toyotas. He grumbles at wasting the trip and heads back into the sea. The End. (Hey, its better than Godzilla Final Wars)
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Dec 21, 2006 9:12:05 GMT -5
I thought the only thing that could defeat MechaNash was Hoganzilla and his Guaranteed-Contract-With-Creative-Control Attack.
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