Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 19, 2006 20:39:34 GMT -5
So I was vaguely aware that people in this town worship me for no deserved reason. Now, hear me out...I'm not being an egomaniac here, I have terrible self-esteem. Anyway. I was aware that, because of how I dress, there were a few people in town that thought I was the bee's knees...but...like, it's weirder than that. They have like some sort of weird cult and they all kinda worship me and act like they're in awe when they talk to me. I'm not that cool or great of a person by any stretch of the imagination...it's...awkward. I was out at Wal-Mart buying some nail polish and soda, and two of these girls came up to me and asked for a hug...then said I was really hot...then said they were gonna talk to me earlier then decided I was too far away, so just watched me walk...then wanted a picture with me...then said "I love you"...and it was...um...weird. Really weird. So yeah...um...I'm just kinda feeling weirded out right now
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 19, 2006 20:42:56 GMT -5
...Are you a dude?
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 19, 2006 20:43:31 GMT -5
Yes XD
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Post by Leather H, the Poster Killer on Dec 19, 2006 20:45:22 GMT -5
Ply your status into tail. DO IT!!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 19, 2006 20:46:19 GMT -5
man Mugatu is a reluctant prophet. That's pretty much your new name as far as I'm concerned btw.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 19, 2006 20:47:16 GMT -5
did you get some *funky wah guitar sound* from these girls?
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 19, 2006 20:48:01 GMT -5
Nope...and I wouldn't want to. It was just...weird
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2006 20:49:27 GMT -5
Do whatever possible to seem unattractive to them.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 19, 2006 20:50:23 GMT -5
I couldn't do that...I like feeling attractive...and honestly having a culty type thing is rather flattering. It's just kinda weird. But still...I like feeling sexy...so yeah.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 19, 2006 20:53:28 GMT -5
Must be a great feeling. I can't even feel sexy alone in a room with no mirror.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Dec 19, 2006 20:57:15 GMT -5
*looks at thread title* BH: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no *Laughs*
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Byakugan
Unicron
To my peeps and you fools, say it loud and say it proud, Christian rules!
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Post by Byakugan on Dec 19, 2006 20:57:43 GMT -5
So they follow you.... why?
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 19, 2006 21:02:33 GMT -5
Hit it you must, then much power will you receive. And remember to use the Force.
Because girls don't like when you go easy on them.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 19, 2006 21:03:48 GMT -5
Apparently, he's a good-looking man.
I want to hurt him because of it. Badly.
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Matt Rogers
King Koopa
member is currently offline <stalking Emma Watson>
Omae wa mo shindeiru.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 19, 2006 21:04:19 GMT -5
Apparently, he's a good-looking man. I want to hurt him because of it. Badly. The people worship their new androgynous god.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 19, 2006 21:05:45 GMT -5
Don't be Jim Jones.
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Matt Rogers
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Omae wa mo shindeiru.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 19, 2006 21:08:14 GMT -5
We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army.
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Byakugan
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To my peeps and you fools, say it loud and say it proud, Christian rules!
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Post by Byakugan on Dec 19, 2006 21:11:39 GMT -5
There are plenty of good looking guys out there..... Not many have CULTS for them..... Especialy for no reason then being good looking... Maybe FAMOUS and good looking but not just good looking.
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Post by tommyvercetti on Dec 19, 2006 21:13:03 GMT -5
The funny thing is..in school I was a magnet for all the other loser kids.
So..I wasnt popular overall...but among the outcasts I was a minor god.
I embraced it though...making such phrases as 'come on guys ..off to the library" a popular war cry among those of us embracing our loserdom.
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 19, 2006 21:15:14 GMT -5
Milk it for all it's worth.
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