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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Dec 19, 2006 21:16:35 GMT -5
Hey who wants to join my cult
its called "People who Kick ass" and we just go around and actually kick people in there bottoms
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Post by Tyfo on Dec 19, 2006 21:17:02 GMT -5
Make them pay to touch you or have pictures taken with you  See what kind of $$ you can get out of it. |
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
Posts: 13,829
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Post by Corporate H on Dec 19, 2006 21:23:50 GMT -5
I had a fan club in High School. Who knows why. It from seventh 'til my Senior year when I left the school.
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Sim
Don Corleone
HA HA HA...posting.
The People's Slide
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Post by Sim on Dec 19, 2006 21:34:54 GMT -5
Damn you and your cult. I wish I had a cult, preferably populated by hot women.
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Bhester
Dennis Stamp
DAMN!
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Post by Bhester on Dec 19, 2006 21:50:31 GMT -5
For a minute I thought that "l" was an "n"...
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Flynnyrd
Bubba Ho-Tep
BANNED racist
Posts: 509
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Post by Flynnyrd on Dec 19, 2006 21:52:24 GMT -5
If you don't parlay your new found power into wealth and poontang, then you must shave your head and become a recluse.
Use your Mansonlike (Charlie AND Marilyn) powers to gain much ass. Then send your minions out to loot and pillage.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 19, 2006 22:32:00 GMT -5
Maybe they are playing an elaborate joke on you.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Dec 19, 2006 22:37:46 GMT -5
Hey who wants to join my cult its called "People who Kick ass" and we just go around and actually kick people in there bottoms I only kick people in the buttocks region. And have sex with it if its a hot girl |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Dec 19, 2006 22:38:03 GMT -5
I wish I had a Kings X
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Dec 19, 2006 22:45:26 GMT -5
Did I miss the part where as guy, he explained why he was buying nail polish?
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Post by Alucard on Dec 19, 2006 22:49:22 GMT -5
Did I miss the part where as guy, he explained why he was buying nail polish? Cause some guys wear nail polish? I mean, hey, Alex Shelley does. And nobody dislikes Alex Shelley. Ever. |
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Dec 19, 2006 22:51:34 GMT -5
Do u have beef jerky on a stick, if so I will follow you too!!!
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 19, 2006 23:13:23 GMT -5
No, but I'm good friends with Jose Jalapeno on a Stick.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 19, 2006 23:24:56 GMT -5
Did I miss the part where as guy, he explained why he was buying nail polish? Cause some guys wear nail polish? I mean, hey, Alex Shelley does. And nobody dislikes Alex Shelley. Ever. Damn right. You hate on Alex Shelley, and I'll go upside your head with force the likes of which has never been seen. Also, you'll break his heart. Yeah, I wear nail polish...what of it? |
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nostradumbass
Tommy Wiseau
The only man to be booked in TNA and not look like a jackass
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 19, 2006 23:46:59 GMT -5
They're laughing at you behind your back.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 20, 2006 0:09:34 GMT -5
Yeah, the goths in my town had a leader Goth as well, now's he's facing 3 murder charges........
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Doomrider
Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on Dec 20, 2006 0:34:43 GMT -5
Scene kids think so highly of themselves.
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Bhester
Dennis Stamp
DAMN!
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Post by Bhester on Dec 20, 2006 0:41:37 GMT -5
Scene kids think so highly of themselves. Quoted for Killings |
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 20, 2006 1:15:01 GMT -5
So I was vaguely aware that people in this town worship me for no deserved reason. Now, hear me out...I'm not being an egomaniac here, I have terrible self-esteem. Anyway. I was aware that, because of how I dress, there were a few people in town that thought I was the bee's knees...but...like, it's weirder than that. They have like some sort of weird cult and they all kinda worship me and act like they're in awe when they talk to me. I'm not that cool or great of a person by any stretch of the imagination...it's...awkward. I was out at Wal-Mart buying some nail polish and soda, and two of these girls came up to me and asked for a hug...then said I was really hot...then said they were gonna talk to me earlier then decided I was too far away, so just watched me walk...then wanted a picture with me...then said "I love you"...and it was...um...weird. Really weird. So yeah...um...I'm just kinda feeling weirded out right now  The first thing I thought of when I read this was Life of Brian... Brian: "I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly! " Girl: "Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. " Brian: "What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! " Followers: "He is! He is the Messiah! " Brian: "Now, hug off! " [silence] Arthur: "How shall we hug off, O Lord?" |
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 20, 2006 1:55:16 GMT -5
Oh my god, you so win for making that reference. Life of Brian is so one of the best movies EVER.
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if they were laughing behind my back. Nor would I care.
Also also, I'm not a scene kid...I really despise scene kids. Which is one of the reasons why I'm weirded out by this whole thing...is because a lot of them are scene kids, and that's just kinda unpleasant.
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