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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 25, 2018 11:50:38 GMT -5
I mean, it made more sense when Sherri was singing it, but why would Shawn want the girls to 'eat their heart out' or 'hands off the merchandise'?
He spends the whole song telling the ladies that he's so hot, but then says don't touch me.
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Post by Larryhausen on Mar 25, 2018 11:53:54 GMT -5
He just didn't want them to get burned.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Mar 25, 2018 12:10:33 GMT -5
He was doing them a service because sex with 90s Shawn would definitely lead to some sort of VD.
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Post by SmashTV on Mar 25, 2018 12:16:05 GMT -5
I mean, it made more sense when Sherri was singing it, but why would Shawn want the girls to 'eat their heart out' or 'hands off the merchandise'? He spends the whole song telling the ladies that he's so hot, but then says don't touch me. Maybe the 'eat your heart out' part means that all the girls want him to settle down with them, but he's too busy being the Heartbreak Kid to take their feelings into account. Hands off the merchandise? (*shrug*) I've got nothing. |
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Post by Clawley Race on Mar 25, 2018 14:26:15 GMT -5
Works really well for a heel. He's not trying to be grouped by some sweaty broad from French Lick, Indiana!
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 25, 2018 16:37:21 GMT -5
Hands off the merchandise works because he's cocky enough to be suggesting women simply couldn't help themselves around him. He's not suggesting he doesn't fool around with them at all, but that he has his pick of them.
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Post by horsemen4ever on Mar 25, 2018 17:00:26 GMT -5
When he had Diesel as a bodyguard it made more sense. The kayfabe excuse from Michaels and Diesel was Diesel was there to "keep the chicks off him".
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Mar 25, 2018 18:53:36 GMT -5
He was worried about reliving his Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game ending, of course.  |
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Mar 25, 2018 19:08:43 GMT -5
He was worried about reliving his Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game ending, of course. Damn, Razor's is like a grim foretelling of his future  |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 25, 2018 19:20:47 GMT -5
He was worried about reliving his Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game ending, of course. Wait, Shawn was raped? That's dark for a kid's game |
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 25, 2018 20:00:20 GMT -5
I mean, it made more sense when Sherri was singing it, but why would Shawn want the girls to 'eat their heart out' or 'hands off the merchandise'? He spends the whole song telling the ladies that he's so hot, but then says don't touch me. Maybe the 'eat your heart out' part means that all the girls want him to settle down with them, but he's too busy being the Heartbreak Kid to take their feelings into account. Hands off the merchandise? (*shrug*) I've got nothing. He was speaking directly to the Hebner’s there. Vince should have listened. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2018 20:19:53 GMT -5
He was worried about reliving his Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game ending, of course. Wow. Someone needs to call Olivia Benson after reading that. |
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Mar 25, 2018 23:58:55 GMT -5
He was worried about reliving his Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game ending, of course. Damn, Razor's is like a grim foretelling of his future Wasn't Bret Hart the "programmer" of this game? When drove a forklift and wore a tie over his wrestling gear? That might explain it! |
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Post by mauled on Mar 26, 2018 5:37:25 GMT -5
Maybe the 'eat your heart out' part means that all the girls want him to settle down with them, but he's too busy being the Heartbreak Kid to take their feelings into account. Hands off the merchandise? (*shrug*) I've got nothing. He was speaking directly to the Hebner’s there. Vince should have listened. Back then you could almost imagine Vince singing that song, it was like he had a big ole man crush on Shawn |
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Mar 26, 2018 6:55:06 GMT -5
Good Lord this game had some morbid endings!  |
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 26, 2018 7:18:31 GMT -5
I mean, it made more sense when Sherri was singing it, but why would Shawn want the girls to 'eat their heart out' or 'hands off the merchandise'? He spends the whole song telling the ladies that he's so hot, but then says don't touch me. Made sense to me, Shawn's so hot, none of the girls listening are worthy of getting with him. |
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Post by froggyfrog on Mar 26, 2018 9:45:34 GMT -5
If you think about it in the context that Shawn is gay for himself it helps
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Post by Perfect Timing on Mar 26, 2018 22:42:14 GMT -5
To think Jimmy Hart is actually singing "Sexy Boy/Boy Toy" part makes it even more confusing.
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Post by Woo on Mar 26, 2018 23:08:49 GMT -5
Hands off the merchandise works because he's cocky enough to be suggesting women simply couldn't help themselves around him. He's not suggesting he doesn't fool around with them at all, but that he has his pick of them. Yeah, I don't know why this is remotely confusing. Just because all the girls want him, doesn't mean they can all have him. |
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Post by Woo on Mar 26, 2018 23:11:27 GMT -5
To think Jimmy Hart is actually singing "Sexy Boy/Boy Toy" part makes it even more confusing. Wasn't that Sherri? |
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