Cartoon Wars: The Final Battle

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Cartoon Wars: The Final Battle Dec 16, 2006 19:36:13 GMT -5

Post by Stu on Dec 16, 2006 19:36:13 GMT -5

Just using the characters pictured, who would win in a backalley fight? Imagine:

One day, Homer and friends are walking through an alley.
Homer: We've been walking for 45 minutes.
Carl: Lenny, you said this was a short cut.
Lenny: Hoo yeah!
Homer: So is it a short cut or not?
Lenny: Oh yeah!

Then along comes these guys:

Peter: Let's polka.

And these guys

Homer: You've been in third place on Fox Sunday for months.
Stan: Well, you'll be in dead place.

Can't forget these guys:

Cartman: We're taking a break from our Cable pledge drive. No censors, no mercy!

And then these guys:

Hank: Bill, where did you get a hand grenade?
Bill: I don't know.

Can't forget them:

Skeeter: Como esta Hootie Hoo!es, honk honk!

And just for the hell of it, them:

Arnold: No touching of the football head or hair.

And them:

Zoidberg: I killed a guy with a trident! Hooray!

And because you all love them, these guys:

(I don't watch this show, so no comments here.)

Another 100 points to anyone who knows what scenerio this came from. Okay, let the battle begin.

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Matt Rogers King Koopa member is currently offline <stalking Emma Watson> Omae wa mo shindeiru. Posts: 11,869	Cartoon Wars: The Final Battle Dec 16, 2006 19:37:03 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 16, 2006 19:37:03 GMT -5 Anchorman? And I say South Park, Kenny is lethal with a ninja star.

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Cartoon Wars: The Final Battle Dec 16, 2006 19:46:02 GMT -5

Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 16, 2006 19:46:02 GMT -5

sinister1 said:

The ATHF, Team Jersey. Frylock can either kick some major ass, or just trick someone into death ala MC Peepants.

True, and Shake can piss someone off to the point that their head explodes from sheer anger.

Now's a good a time as any to start making up Matt Facts again

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Stu Global Moderator Missing Things And Pointing Out The Obvious Since 1969 Posts: 28,918 Member is Online	Cartoon Wars: The Final Battle Dec 16, 2006 22:28:24 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stu on Dec 16, 2006 22:28:24 GMT -5 Homer can't get knocked down by punches. Barney is a genius when sober. Lenny and Carl kick butt together. They're the perfect team. Well, almost.

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