Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 9, 2018 6:21:14 GMT -5
(OK, WWE is still in New Orleans for Raw, but in the Smoothie King Center, I just wanted to quote Beyoncé.  ) I'm just going to run down the Raw results from Wrestlemania 34: - Brock Lesnar destroys Roman Reigns and holds on to the Universal Championship - Nia Jax finally wins gold, taking the Raw Women's title from frienemy Alexa Bliss - Seth Rollins is the Grand Slam Slayer, winning the Intercontinental Championship - BRAUUUUN beats The Bar for the Tag titles with his partner NICHOLAAAAS! - Ronda Rousey and Kurt Angle are victorious against Trips & Steph - Cedric Alexander is the Cruiserweight Champion, defeating Mustafa Ali - Woken Matt Hardy wins the Andre - Asuka LOSES! (To Smackdown's Charlotte) - Free Agent John Cena murks Elias, then is murked by The Undertaker All this and more fallout from WM34, it's THE RAW AFTER WRESTLEMANIA, tonight at 8 on USA Network! |
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Post by crashmatsbazz on Apr 9, 2018 6:45:06 GMT -5
I think Ember Moon is gonna debut on Raw and get into a build with Nia.
Id like to see Ciampa on the main roster too, but i suspect he will come up with Gargano.
Im also hoping we see Joe come back
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 9, 2018 7:28:47 GMT -5
Calling it right now, Braun beats Brock for the championship tonight.
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Post by Chiral on Apr 9, 2018 7:36:00 GMT -5
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay
So, look away
Look away, look away
Just look away,
Look away—
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say:
Look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
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Post by CeilingFan on Apr 9, 2018 7:36:06 GMT -5
I really hope they announce a Superstar Shake-up for next week.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2018 7:37:30 GMT -5
Credit where it's due, for once in my life I'm looking forward to seeing what happens with Roman Reigns.
They're probably going to disappoint me by doing more, "They're booing who they usually cheer, I love it!" bullshit but hey, I can hope.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2018 7:39:43 GMT -5
Last night saw new champions & lots of controversy for the RAW brand. Most noteworthy is that a new wrestler, Nicholas, became champion in his very first match in his career. How will they handle the situation since he's only 10 & not licensed by the state of Louisiana to box, wrestle, or be shot out of a cannon.
Nia Jax is the women's champion after finally defeating Bliss, but we all know Alexa won't go away easily. Will Nia be a long term champ, or will she have the same success rate as Sasha Banks?
Speaking of Sasha, she & Bayley reached another boiling point during the first ever Uterus Battle Royal. Both were casually tossed by Naomi, so neither claimed the trophy. How will they react?
Will the Authority seek revenge?
And, most importantly, what's to do with the remains of Roman Reigns, now that he has thrice failed to conquer the Beast?
All this, and 3 other things, tonight on RAW
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2018 7:45:39 GMT -5
I really hope they announce a Superstar Shake-up for next week. It's been 14 years since the infamous 2004 Draft. I see RAW getting Styles, Owens, Zayn, Nakamura, Charlotte, & Bryan. SmackDown gets Heyman, Titus Worldwide, Dana Brooke, Curt Hawkins, and Roman Reigns, who Shane trades back for Goldust & the Revival. The irony of Kurt being GM in both drafts is lost on the company. |
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 9, 2018 7:56:08 GMT -5
Credit where it's due, for once in my life I'm looking forward to seeing what happens with Roman Reigns. They're probably going to disappoint me by doing more, "They're booing who they usually cheer, I love it!" bullshit but hey, I can hope. To be fair, they do the Bizzaro World stuff for everyone the entire show. It's just more noticeable when certain people are involved. As for Roman, honestly, whatever they do will not be a surprise to me, whether they choose to stay the course or change direction. |
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paywindah
Dennis Stamp
He's goin' to da paywindah here on da muddaship TBS.
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Post by paywindah on Apr 9, 2018 8:01:26 GMT -5
I'm guessing that Roman gets another match with Brock at the Greatest Royal Rumble. Maybe he wins a #1 contenders match tonight.
They'll have him win the title in Saudi Arabia where there are no smarks to ruin the reaction Vince wants.
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Post by SparkyPlugg on Apr 9, 2018 10:14:31 GMT -5
Authors of Pain win the tag titles.
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Allie Kitsune
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Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 9, 2018 10:22:13 GMT -5
SAVE_US.LAS(hley)
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 9, 2018 10:23:22 GMT -5
I'm guessing that Roman gets another match with Brock at the Greatest Royal Rumble. Maybe he wins a #1 contenders match tonight. They'll have him win the title in Saudi Arabia where there are no smarks to ruin the reaction Vince wants. Ha. Roman winning in front of one lone clapping Saudi Prince (who happens to be the only person in the arena). |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2018 10:29:00 GMT -5
Because reasons, Braun wins UT tonight
I.c title next week
For205 he can stand behind Nicholas, grimace and whisper this "hit this kid and you'll get these hands".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2018 10:29:03 GMT -5
 Looks like they're writing the preview as we speak. The tagline is "The Lesnar Era" continues. This era's been dog shit man. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2018 10:31:19 GMT -5
Looks like they're writing the preview as we speak. The tagline is "The Lesnar Era" continues. This era's been dog shit man. "Feed me jerky then kick me in the stomach. 50 cents!" |
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Post by theguruofgreatness on Apr 9, 2018 11:49:42 GMT -5
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Allie Kitsune
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Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 9, 2018 11:58:02 GMT -5
Looks like they're writing the preview as we speak. The tagline is "The Lesnar Era" continues. This era's been dog shit man. "Feed me jerky then kick me in the stomach. 50 cents!" "See how much pre-digested Jimmy John's comes out of my mouth! See how much pre-digested bullshit comes out of Paul's!" |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2018 11:59:56 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2018 14:58:03 GMT -5
I take it this is the official thread?
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