Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Apr 21, 2018 19:40:22 GMT -5
Conversely, who is the darkest skinned wrestler we have ever seen? Ahmed Johnson.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Apr 21, 2018 20:27:15 GMT -5
Conversely, who is the darkest skinned wrestler we have ever seen? That question could go horrible wrong. I’d more like specify, who is the most orange person on the roster? It used to be Dana Brooke but that Referee from a takeover seems excessively tanned for a ref
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 20:35:00 GMT -5
Conversely, who is the darkest skinned wrestler we have ever seen? That question could go horrible wrong. I’d more like specify, who is the most orange person on the roster? It used to be Dana Brooke but that Referee from a takeover seems excessively tanned for a ref Becky looked awful when she found that "pumpkin" shade of orange for her locks. Looked like it ran down her skin and dyed that too.
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Apr 21, 2018 21:26:20 GMT -5
Conversely, who is the darkest skinned wrestler we have ever seen? That question could go horrible wrong. I’d more like specify, who is the most orange person on the roster? It used to be Dana Brooke but that Referee from a takeover seems excessively tanned for a ref This is in no way a troll. Talking about how white someone is should be treated no differently than how dark someone is. I accept the "how orange someone is" but even that can get a little complex. If someone were to use Hulk Hogan's hotdog-esque skintone as an example, someone else might point out some of his ethnic heritage (Panamanian and Italian) and how that could be viewed as insensitive. Pointing out how white someone is can be a two way street when it comes to sensitivity.
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Jobes
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Post by Jobes on Apr 21, 2018 23:32:23 GMT -5
When I saw that he had shaved his head, I hoped they were putting a Powder gimmick on him.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 21, 2018 23:45:26 GMT -5
Some people just don't get colour. Tbh it's refreshing to see some pale dudes on the roster cause lots of other white superstars get gross tans that make them look like either Oompa Loompas or roast chicken.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Apr 22, 2018 1:00:57 GMT -5
I found the bastard lovechild of Aiden English and Paige. Why did you post a picture of Alberto Del Rio
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 22, 2018 1:15:36 GMT -5
That question could go horrible wrong. I’d more like specify, who is the most orange person on the roster? It used to be Dana Brooke but that Referee from a takeover seems excessively tanned for a ref Becky looked awful when she found that "pumpkin" shade of orange for her locks. Looked like it ran down her skin and dyed that too. Miz's entry in the Rumble a few years back when he drew #1 and went about 40 minutes sticks out in my mind because he'd really overdone the fake tan, so not only did he look like someone had left him on a BBQ for too long, his tan was still in the match long after he'd been eliminated.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Apr 22, 2018 1:28:48 GMT -5
Becky looked awful when she found that "pumpkin" shade of orange for her locks. Looked like it ran down her skin and dyed that too. Miz's entry in the Rumble a few years back when he drew #1 and went about 40 minutes sticks out in my mind because he'd really overdone the fake tan, so not only did he look like someone had left him on a BBQ for too long, his tan was still in the match long after he'd been eliminated. I'd go Drake Maverick, especially his first week.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 22, 2018 7:41:19 GMT -5
Conversely, who is the darkest skinned wrestler we have ever seen? That question could go horrible wrong. I’d more like specify, who is the most orange person on the roster? It used to be Dana Brooke but that Referee from a takeover seems excessively tanned for a ref Pat really liked Drake's tan at the last takeover
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Post by Session Moth is over on Apr 22, 2018 7:44:56 GMT -5
I'm Irish and we're as pale as they come but yeah English looks really pale. Though I think it's because his surrounded by so many tanned guys and girls he looks paler than he actually is.
In otherwords, he moves into my town and he wouldn't look out of place at all.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2018 8:22:03 GMT -5
"My group, the Irish guys, we don't get a tan. We just try to neutralize the blue."
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Apr 22, 2018 20:28:01 GMT -5
Some people just don't get colour. Tbh it's refreshing to see some pale dudes on the roster cause lots of other white superstars get gross tans that make them look like either Oompa Loompas or roast chicken. Funny you say that, I've called Randy Orton "Rotisserie Chicken" for years.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 22, 2018 20:31:51 GMT -5
Every time Aiden gets brought up, especially this time, I’m compelled to share my idea where he starts using his Guerrero family ties and start calling himself Albino Heat. Holy crap. I want "Albino Heat" to become a thing so badly.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 22, 2018 21:28:35 GMT -5
Some people just don't get colour. Tbh it's refreshing to see some pale dudes on the roster cause lots of other white superstars get gross tans that make them look like either Oompa Loompas or roast chicken. Funny you say that, I've called Randy Orton "Rotisserie Chicken" for years. Shaven-headed, super-tanned, post-'roids Legacy-era Orton was terrifying. Dude looked like Gollum with radioactive burns.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 22, 2018 21:34:25 GMT -5
Funny you say that, I've called Randy Orton "Rotisserie Chicken" for years. Shaven-headed, super-tanned, post-'roids Legacy-era Orton was terrifying. Dude looked like Gollum with radioactive burns. Yeah, Orton was the number one person I was referring to when I said roast chicken.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 23, 2018 1:30:51 GMT -5
On the note of really unnaturally tan dudes, lately Jinder looks like he's taken to distracting away from all of the blemishes on his body by going overtime in the tanning booth.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 23, 2018 1:39:38 GMT -5
On the note of really unnaturally tan dudes, lately Jinder looks like he's taken to distracting away from all of the blemishes on his body by going overtime in the tanning booth. Dude’s probably confused the Coppertone with the Turtle Wax at some point recently, because he’s become VERY F***ING SHINY.
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