mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 20, 2018 10:34:13 GMT -5
As someone who’s Scottish, I know a thing or two about being pale, but damn, what is going on with Aiden English? Dude looks like a ghost. How can someone who clearly lives and travels in sunnier climes than the UK be SO pale? He makes Sheamus look like Jason Jordan.
Has he always been like that? I don’t remeber him being almost see-through when he was in the Vaudevillians.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Apr 20, 2018 13:45:50 GMT -5
Every time Aiden gets brought up, especially this time, I’m compelled to share my idea where he starts using his Guerrero family ties and start calling himself Albino Heat.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Apr 20, 2018 13:52:40 GMT -5
Every time Aiden gets brought up, especially this time, I’m compelled to share my idea where he starts using his Guerrero family ties and start calling himself Albino Heat. He lies! He cheats! He SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS! |
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Apr 20, 2018 13:53:26 GMT -5
Every time Aiden gets brought up, especially this time, I’m compelled to share my idea where he starts using his Guerrero family ties and start calling himself Albino Heat. He lies! He cheats! He SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS! He lays, he burns, he peels. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 14:15:11 GMT -5
I assume all of his remaining skin pigmentation was sucked out by Jinder Mahal to get that authentic "old leather" look he has.
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Post by Perfect Timing on Apr 20, 2018 14:41:28 GMT -5
I found the bastard lovechild of Aiden English and Paige.  |
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Post by Albino Heat on Apr 20, 2018 15:51:05 GMT -5
Every time Aiden gets brought up, especially this time, I’m compelled to share my idea where he starts using his Guerrero family ties and start calling himself Albino Heat. He can’t. I have it copyrighted. |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 20, 2018 16:01:39 GMT -5
I f***ing love this website.
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Post by Perd on Apr 20, 2018 16:03:40 GMT -5
The Shawl/Shaul Guerrero joke, I was trying to come up with, has proven too unwieldy.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 20, 2018 17:01:27 GMT -5
I found the bastard lovechild of Aiden English and Paige. Mike Bennett is their child? |
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Apr 20, 2018 17:44:27 GMT -5
I think it stands out more because he has brown hair honestly. The darker hair makes him look more pale.
Where Sheamus and Gallagher are ginger so it compliments their look better.
And to sound creepy as hell, Aiden looks pasty whereas Gallagher's skin looks creamy.
*shows self out*
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Apr 20, 2018 17:50:29 GMT -5
It really struck me at Wrestlemania. He hasn't always been like that. I think I even asked in the live thread what the hell that was all about. Is it part of his gimmick now?
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Apr 21, 2018 12:06:35 GMT -5
And to sound creepy as hell, Aiden looks pasty whereas Gallagher's skin looks creamy. Mission accomplished. Are there any Aiden English action figures available? How do they look? Have they re-used the color from Shamus'? |
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 21, 2018 16:04:45 GMT -5
And to sound creepy as hell, Aiden looks pasty whereas Gallagher's skin looks creamy. Mission accomplished. Are there any Aiden English action figures available? How do they look? Have they re-used the color from Shamus'?  |
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 21, 2018 16:29:30 GMT -5
You’re never seen me.
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Post by saneiac on Apr 21, 2018 16:52:37 GMT -5
I don't know. ECW/early RAW Sheamus was blindingly white.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 16:57:40 GMT -5
Fun fact: Aiden English is the long lost son WCW’s illustrious Seven, and is currently composing an opera about all of the times that he window peeped.
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Post by Shark on Apr 21, 2018 19:08:13 GMT -5
I think Gallagher is more pale. I saw him wrestle on 205 Live when I went to Smackdown last year and the guy was so pale, I'm positive I could actually see through his skin.
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Post by Chris on Apr 21, 2018 19:13:00 GMT -5
Conversely, who is the darkest skinned wrestler we have ever seen?
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 21, 2018 19:14:22 GMT -5
Aiden kinda looks like he was carved out of cheese.
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