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Post by -Lithium- on Dec 8, 2006 0:53:01 GMT -5
My dads drunk bad. He went outside to pee, then layed down in my bed/futon...
...was halirious. My dads cool when hes drunk. ;D
I remember one time my friends were over and he came home like at 1 telling us over and over that we had to go to the "Party of The Century" across the street, we did for a minute and we saw a dude passed out leaning against a random car, and another one sleeping against his wheel in his car. My dad didnt get drunk there though, he did at the bar...
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Post by TripleMerc on Dec 8, 2006 0:56:16 GMT -5
I totally knew what to expect from this thread by your oh so descriptive title.
On topic:
My dad just watches MASH all the time while he's drunk. Or Gilligan's Island.
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Post by -Lithium- on Dec 8, 2006 0:58:23 GMT -5
Well...I was laughing...  |
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Post by TripleMerc on Dec 8, 2006 1:00:04 GMT -5
How bout "Haha! My dad's drunk!"
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 8, 2006 4:05:53 GMT -5
My buddies dad is the best ever. He can drink and scare the shit out of people.
One time, at 4am, after settling down the rest of the party, a friend and I finally decided we could have a few more drinks. All that was left was a bottle of silver rum. We're sitting there drinking it at the kitchen table, the hosts' dad gets up for work, walks over, near naked and asks what we're drinking. So we say, "silver rum" he says, "pussies"......and walked away.
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Post by Stu on Dec 8, 2006 4:29:36 GMT -5
My dad had issues with alcohol when I was younger, so I'm not going to joke about him. Sucked to be me.
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Post by Rorschach on Dec 8, 2006 4:33:42 GMT -5
I never had a drunk Dad.....not even a crapfaced Uncle for crying out sakes!
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Dec 8, 2006 4:37:39 GMT -5
Eh, most of my family have alcohol problems.
I mostly feel sorry for those that are drunk.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 8, 2006 5:01:04 GMT -5
My Dad just fell asleep at the dining table when he was pissed.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Dec 8, 2006 5:27:00 GMT -5
My Dad just fell asleep at the dining table when he was pissed. I had to check your location for that to make sense... Where I'm from, pissed means angry. |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 8, 2006 5:28:18 GMT -5
Well that can mean the same here.
But Pissed can be another word for drunk as well.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Dec 8, 2006 5:30:26 GMT -5
The more you know.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 8, 2006 5:30:58 GMT -5
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic!!!" "Dammit Otto, you have lupus!!" One of those doesn't sound right."
Mitch Hedberg
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Post by The Jeebus on Dec 8, 2006 5:51:22 GMT -5
Dad was always surprisingly proficient at drunk-driving. Still is, actually.
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 8, 2006 7:06:17 GMT -5
Gotta pee yo?
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 8, 2006 7:51:41 GMT -5
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic!!!" "Dammit Otto, you have lupus!!" One of those doesn't sound right." Mitch Hedberg You totally win this thread. Mitch Hedberg = <3 |
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Post by -Lithium- on Dec 8, 2006 17:19:51 GMT -5
Dad was always surprisingly proficient at drunk-driving. Still is, actually. I always wonder how NOTHING ever happens. Maybe my dads just really good at driving so that even when hes drunk, hes still okay... |
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Post by gsguy on Dec 8, 2006 17:24:47 GMT -5
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic!!!" "Dammit Otto, you have lupus!!" One of those doesn't sound right." Mitch Hedberg Ironicly, I have no one in my family that's drunk but I have a Great Aunt who has Lupus. |
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 8, 2006 17:48:35 GMT -5
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic!!!" "Dammit Otto, you have lupus!!" One of those doesn't sound right." Mitch Hedberg Ironicly, I have no one in my family that's drunk but I have a Great Aunt who has Lupus. Did you yell at her for having lupus? |
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Post by gsguy on Dec 8, 2006 17:53:50 GMT -5
Ironicly, I have no one in my family that's drunk but I have a Great Aunt who has Lupus. Did you yell at her for having lupus? Of course not. |
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