Sup yall...I'm Roman Reigns

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You might have seen me in feuds such as Lesnar/Roman, Reigns/The Audience and Lesnar/Roman II: Booking Boogaloo. I'm sure you know but I've been having major booking trouble these past few years and nothing's worked. Now, I got a meeting with Vince before Raw so I'm asking for advice.

What should I tell him?
What do you suggest I should do?
How can this work for me?

Since yall say you're so great at booking help a brotha out.

Later.

[Gus Richlen Was Wrong]

Tell him to either turn you heel and let you run roughshod for a year or two as such or you're going home until he does.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

No more apples in the vending machines, PLEASE.

[Captain Stud Muffin (BLM)]

Apr 28, 2018 12:26:49 GMT -5 @kn said:

What should I tell him? Let me roam free for a bit. Make Storwman your ham and egger guy since the fans dig that shit

What do you suggest I should do? Vince I don't want to hear your shit so i'm going to tell u what I do should do. Since the fans hate me and the company does do let me use that. I'll be the Naito of WWE disrespcting everything in my path including refs and throwing title belts

How can this work for me? This works for me and only me. Let me work this for a year and I guarantee it will be over

Simple as that

[Nosnorb]

Tell Vince to have Braun Strowman beat Lesnar at Backlash, and take you out of the main event. Your face persona is deader than the crowd in Corpus Christi, so a full rebuild is required. A long period of rebuilding where you get a chance to find out what works is needed, and Vince, for your sake and the sake of the product, needs to grant you that.

[Citizen Snips]

My name's Roman Reigns and I'm here to say
I get punked out every single day
Lesnar, Strowman, Big Samoa Joe
All turn me into that sad bitch you know

[Deleted]

So...he's getting nerfed in 2k19 right?

[DiBiase is Good]

You’re a wank pheasant.

[A Platypus Rave]

first be louder angrier and gain access to a time machine.

then demand they pad your resume with more meaningless accolades...

then tell the writers to make sure that whenever you aren't on screen have everyone ask where's Roman?


these are guaranteed success!

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

Five words:

Cut promos in interpretive dance.

Watch the money roll in and thank me later.

[freeze Austin]

Roman gets abducted by The Deleters of Worlds and becomes WOKEN Reigns.

[mysteriousagent0076]

Tell him that you know how talentless that you are and ask for a quick release from all contractual obligations. Since you are that horrible and nobody on the planet likes you as a wrestler...seek another line of work ASAP and last but not least...take those two other Shield clowns with you, but not before you give back all Bossman’s ring gear back to his family or WWE. 

Thank you for 4 years of total suckage that we can never get back...lol. May you prosper in a new career field and hopefully people will like you in whatever role you get assigned to you. 

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Head to the Winchester, have a couple of pints, and wait for this alllll to blow over.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

I have to go now. My home planet needs me.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Also, can I borrow some money? A brother's pockets is kinda slim rn

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

My balls are huge

[Kevin Dunn]

I’m you’re biggest fan.

[ayumidah]

Make this your new entrance music

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Apr 28, 2018 17:31:24 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Fadeaway said:

My balls are huge

“How? Nakamura’s been hitting Styles in the dick for a month now, not you.”

[Rumble McSkirmish]

Hi Roman, I'm Grandpa!