Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 29, 2018 19:36:56 GMT -5
Yes, I’m crazy. But so are all of you.
Thanos: “How many @$$holes we got on this ship anyhow?” Children of Thanos: “HELLO!”
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 29, 2018 20:16:30 GMT -5
Rocket Raccoon: Ugh! Alright...wait a minute Groot, put it down....what the hell is in this thing? What's this?? I said take only what you need to survive.
Thor: It's my industrial strength Thanos killing Axe/Hammer...AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!
Rocket: Alright, thunder god, that's it. The fairy tale is over. WELCOME TO REAL LIFE! You want this Axe/hammer? YOU carry it!
Groot: I am Groot...
Thor: You pick that up!
Rocket: YOU pick that up.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 30, 2018 6:18:07 GMT -5
Obvious one.
Thanos: Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 30, 2018 7:03:23 GMT -5
Thanos: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?
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Post by bibboid on Apr 30, 2018 10:08:51 GMT -5
Tony Stark: What is this?
Scarlet Witch: It’s my industrial strength hair dryer...AND I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!!
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 30, 2018 16:28:36 GMT -5
Avengers the Flamethrower!
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Post by RI Richmark on Apr 30, 2018 17:22:35 GMT -5
Gamora kills Thanos only to find out it was an illusion created by the reality stone:
Thanos: FOOOOOOOOOOOLED YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on May 1, 2018 0:47:00 GMT -5
Thanos: "We'll take care of that in Infinity War II: The Search for More Money."
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on May 1, 2018 9:38:26 GMT -5
Child of Thanos: Oh no, Doctor Strange, its much worse than that. If you don’t give me the infinity stone I will be forced to give you back-YOUR OLD NOSE!!!
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2018 13:01:53 GMT -5
Kevin Feige: Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made. Look....... Infinity War: the Apparel Line, Infinity War: the Adult Coloring Books, Infinity War: the Lunchables, Infinity War: the Gluten-Free Breakfast Cereal, Infinity War: the Sex Toys! Infinity War: the FLAMETHROWER!!
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on May 1, 2018 18:47:57 GMT -5
Thanos: Iron Man! So, we meet again for the first time for the last time! ... Yeah.
Iron Man: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Thanos.
Thanos: What?
Iron Man: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Thanos: What's that make us?
Iron Man: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Which is what you are about to become!!!!!!!
Scarlet Witch: What are those things coming out of her nose??
Vision: Children of Thanos!!!
Scarlet Witch: Oh shit, there goes the universe.
Proxima Midnight: SIR! I have an idea! Corvus Glaive, punch up on Netflix Avengers 3: Infinity War part 1!!
Corvus: Yes Ma'am.
Thanos: Proxima...may I speak with you please?
Proxima: Yes sir.
Thanos: How can there be a Netflix stream of Avengers 3: Infinity War Part 1? We're still in the middle of making it!
Proxima: That's true, sir. But there's been a new break through in home theater marketing. Instant downloadable movies! They're out before the movie is finished.
Thanos: Naaahhhhhhhh!
Corvus Glaive: Here it is ma'am, Avengers 3: Infinity War Part 1!
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on May 25, 2018 16:47:51 GMT -5
*Gamora feels Thor’s arm* ‘
WOOPWOOPWOOP!
Gamora: What the hell was that?
Quill: It’s the virgin alarm. Its set to go off before you do.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 11, 2018 19:13:23 GMT -5
BLACK PANTER: The combination to lower the barrier and enter Wakands is....1....2...3...4...5
THANOS: That’s amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Jun 11, 2018 22:12:31 GMT -5
Thanos: The Stone! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a goof! What's with you, man? Come on! You know what, here let me give it back to you-OH look at that! You fell for that, too!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jun 12, 2018 10:53:47 GMT -5
Thanos: I CAN'T MAKE DECISIONS! I'M A TITAN!"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2018 12:17:13 GMT -5
[The Avengers view Hulk (2003) while fast-forwarding through a compilation of all Marvel movies.]
Hulk: No, no, no. Go past this. Hulk say pass this part. In fact, never play this for Hulk again.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 12, 2018 12:25:36 GMT -5
Thanos: Half of all life in the universe will self-destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button. Tony: "Cancellation button"?! Hurry! Rocket: Where is it?! Where is it?! Thor: It's gotta be here! [They see an "Out of Order" tag on the cancellation button on the side of the gauntlet] Rocket: "Out of order"?! F***! Even in the future, nothing works! Thanos: Half of all life will self-destruct in exactly 10 seconds. Counting down. 10, 9, 8, 6-- Thor: 6?! What happened to 7?! Thanos: Just kidding. *snaps his fingers*
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 12, 2018 13:26:34 GMT -5
Ebony Maw: We lost the Hulk! We also lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps!
Thanos: That’s not all you lost.
*Loki after finding out time travel is the next plot* “Oh no....not again!”
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Post by RI Richmark on Jun 12, 2018 18:32:05 GMT -5
Thanos: Find the Infinity Stones my children! Comb the Planet if you have to!
[The Black Order are going over Central Park with giant combs]
Corvus Glaive: Maw?
Ebony Maw: What?
Glaive: Are we being too literal?
Maw: No, you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the planet, so we're combing it. Found anything yet?!
Glave: Nothing yet!
Maw: How about you Proxima?!
Proxima Midnight: Not a thing!
[camera pans to Cull Obsidian using an Afro Pick.]
Maw: What about you Cull?!
Cull Obsidian: I ain't found shit!
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jun 12, 2018 20:32:45 GMT -5
Iron Man: So, Cull is trying to escape! Fire a warning shot across his nose!
BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
Iron Man: I said ACROSS his nose, not UP it!
Spider-man: S...s...s...sorry M...M...M...Mister Stark...Mister Stark...I'm doing...doing m...m...my best M...M...Mister Stark!
Iron Man: Strange, who made that kid a gunner?
May: I DID SIR! He's my nephew!
Iron Man: Who is she?
Dr. Strange: She's a Parker, Anthony.
Iron Man: I know that, what's her name?
Dr. Strange: That is her name, Anthony, Parker...Aunt May Parker.
Iron Man: And her nephew?
Dr. Strange: He's a Parker too, Anthony. Gunnery first class, Peter Parker.
Iron Man: How many Parkers we got on this ship anyhow?
Everyone else on ship: YO!!!
Iron Man: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Parkers. KEEP FIRING PARKERS!
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