Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Dec 5, 2006 2:01:31 GMT -5
I told a girl that I had been crushing on for two years (in high school) that I liked her.
That's it.
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Post by DSR on Dec 5, 2006 2:02:55 GMT -5
A week or two after me and my first girlfriend met, we were sitting at a party when we went for a walk. I started telling her a story about how when I was young, my father told me that if you write your name on somebody's hand, you give them the ability to control your soul... And I turned to her and wrote my name on her hand... She teared up a little bit... And to think, all of this just to ask her to be my girlfriend... Creepy. I'm sorta kidding there. Maybe.
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Dec 5, 2006 2:53:14 GMT -5
I'd have to agree with that. I couldn't have been happier with the way he did it. Did I give you permission to post? Way to lay down the law
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Post by tartsonawire on Dec 5, 2006 4:00:41 GMT -5
Once, at the end of a phone conversation with my first boyfriend, we were saying our goodbyes, and I said something like "Be good?" He laughed and said "OK..." Then I jokingly said "Think about me?" and he said "Of course!" then he softly said "I couldn't get you off my mind if I tried..." awwwwww...
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 5, 2006 6:22:42 GMT -5
Finishing at the same time ooooh yeah! Allowing her to finish at all! BOO YAH!
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Jelly
Team Rocket
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Post by Jelly on Dec 5, 2006 6:31:44 GMT -5
I think i ruined my most recent romantic moment. I was sitting on the bank of a river with a guy, outside Crown Casino, and we'd been talking for about 45 minutes. He was holding my hand, and i was telling him a story, and he interrupted me with a kiss. When the kiss ended i said 'you didnt let me finish my story!'. Yeh...im not good at romantic things.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 5, 2006 6:33:42 GMT -5
Any moment is a romantic moment with rich, velvety Plether.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 5, 2006 6:36:54 GMT -5
Most romantic moment?
Hmm...Well, can't say much about it, what with the impending legal ramifications, but it involved a nunnery, a case of Mike's Hard Lemonade, a UPC barcode scanner and a Wesley Willis cassette tape.
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Post by limoloco484 on Dec 5, 2006 6:37:38 GMT -5
Don't have anything to add right now. But if I were to be romantic I'd feed her some grapes, massage her shoulders slowly working my way down, place myself next to her on the couch, put my arm around her, then I'd make my move turning on the DVD player as the sexpots that are Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman pop on the screen as me and my partner copy everything they do. Now thats romance;)
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 5, 2006 8:40:55 GMT -5
Valentine's Day 2006. Very limited budget. I went to the store and got several sheets of red, white, and pink construction paper. I cut them all into heart shapes - different sizes - and on each one, I wrote "I love you..." on the front, and a reason why on the back. (all in all there were over 100.) I then taped all of them to the walls of my apartment (which I shared with my then-girlfriend, who was sleeping in) and served my girlfriend breakfast in bed - which consisted of nothing more than a bagel and a cup of coffee, since we were terribly poor at the time. As soon as she stepped out of the bedroom, she froze, her eyes welled up with tears, and she read every single note until she couldn't see clearly past the tears. She told me it was the happiest she'd ever been. (until the night I proposed, but I don't want to talk about that.) *snicker* And a few months later, she breaks up with me. I wonder if she's sorry yet...
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 5, 2006 10:38:04 GMT -5
Valentine's Day 2006. Very limited budget. I went to the store and got several sheets of red, white, and pink construction paper. I cut them all into heart shapes - different sizes - and on each one, I wrote "I love you..." on the front, and a reason why on the back. (all in all there were over 100.) I then taped all of them to the walls of my apartment (which I shared with my then-girlfriend, who was sleeping in) and served my girlfriend breakfast in bed - which consisted of nothing more than a bagel and a cup of coffee, since we were terribly poor at the time. As soon as she stepped out of the bedroom, she froze, her eyes welled up with tears, and she read every single note until she couldn't see clearly past the tears. She told me it was the happiest she'd ever been. (until the night I proposed, but I don't want to talk about that.) *snicker* And a few months later, she breaks up with me. I wonder if she's sorry yet... I bet she feels sorry most of the time... but indoor plumbing and protein are essential for, really.
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Post by jamofpearls on Dec 5, 2006 11:24:01 GMT -5
I'm gonna go w/ this one... A couple of years ago, when myspace first started, i met a girl by the name of Kelly from Maryland. We hit it off, and talked online, and later on the phone. We talked all the time. I never had the money for a flight to meet her, and thought it wouldn't happen. During a summer about 2.5 years ago, I got invited to go to a bar w/ some friends. My friend Trevor was coming into town from Florida, and was reportedly bringing some friends of his. Gar introduced everyone "you know trevor, this is courtney, tammy, and i think you may have met this girl online...Kelly" I was floored. Kelly and Tammy drove 12 hours from Maryland to Alabama just to hang out and meet me. We hit it off great. Since then, she's moved down here, and we live in a house in a nice little neighborhood.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 5, 2006 11:47:46 GMT -5
I lol'ed and pretended she said 18.
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bigHEADinc
El Dandy
Wanted Conway Twitty as a special title.
lest we forget...
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Post by bigHEADinc on Dec 5, 2006 12:17:59 GMT -5
Valentine's Day 2006. Very limited budget. I went to the store and got several sheets of red, white, and pink construction paper. I cut them all into heart shapes - different sizes - and on each one, I wrote "I love you..." on the front, and a reason why on the back. (all in all there were over 100.) I then taped all of them to the walls of my apartment (which I shared with my then-girlfriend, who was sleeping in) and served my girlfriend breakfast in bed - which consisted of nothing more than a bagel and a cup of coffee, since we were terribly poor at the time. As soon as she stepped out of the bedroom, she froze, her eyes welled up with tears, and she read every single note until she couldn't see clearly past the tears. She told me it was the happiest she'd ever been. (until the night I proposed, but I don't want to talk about that.) *snicker* And a few months later, she breaks up with me. I wonder if she's sorry yet... As a fellow Michigander, i will offer my services to "F*** a B**** up"... I won't be doing it personally, but my league of fierce women fighters will take her down in the sexiest way possible...
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 5, 2006 12:33:42 GMT -5
Does making out on her couch during the opening credits of "Kill Bill" count?
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 5, 2006 12:37:32 GMT -5
Probably my last night in Cambridge, England while I was studying there, sitting in a garden away from the party they were throwing us, and sitting with my arm around the girl I was with, sharing just about everything we could about ourselves.
She's still one of my best friends to this day...too bad the whole "romance" thing didn't shake out (friggin' distance, I tells ye), but, hey, there's always hope.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Dec 5, 2006 13:02:15 GMT -5
My most romantic moment??
Keeping thi sgorl warm outside a pub while she was wiating for her lift home, one thing led to another and...we kissed and she went home.
I suck at romance. (Fortunatly though she's crazy and I don't see her much anymore so my bad romance doesn't matter)
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KLRA
El Dandy
Halt. I am Reptar.
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Post by KLRA on Dec 5, 2006 13:06:50 GMT -5
Okay, Valentine's Day '06. Girl I have been seeing for pretty much the past three years. I book a reservation at a nice restaurant (****'s!), and we have a nice dinner. Hell, I even got the band to play a special song for my girl just so we could dance to "our song."
We then go and take a nice walk down the beach. I proceed to get down on my knee. At this point she start's freaking out. Then she heard the words that came out of my mouth:
"Honey, we have been together for three years now. Will you give me the honor of having us do anal?"
I seriously don't know what hurts more. The slap she placed across my face, or a Low Ki chop to the sternum.
Just so everyone knows I'm not a total douche bag, I then proceeded to propose to her. She still laughs about it.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 5, 2006 13:08:32 GMT -5
Okay, Valentine's Day '06. Girl I have been seeing for pretty much the past three years. I book a reservation at a nice restaurant (****'s!), and we have a nice dinner. Hell, I even got the band to play a special song for my girl just so we could dance to "our song." We then go and take a nice walk down the beach. I proceed to get down on my knee. At this point she start's freaking out. Then she heard the words that came out of my mouth: "Honey, we have been together for three years now. Will you give me the honor of having us do anal?" I seriously don't know what hurts more. The slap she placed across my face, or a Low Ki chop to the sternum. Just so everyone knows I'm not a total douche bag, I then proceeded to propose to her. She still laughs about it. *sniff* That is so beautiful...
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 5, 2006 13:29:58 GMT -5
Okay, Valentine's Day '06. Girl I have been seeing for pretty much the past three years. I book a reservation at a nice restaurant (****'s!), and we have a nice dinner. Hell, I even got the band to play a special song for my girl just so we could dance to "our song." We then go and take a nice walk down the beach. I proceed to get down on my knee. At this point she start's freaking out. Then she heard the words that came out of my mouth: "Honey, we have been together for three years now. Will you give me the honor of having us do anal?" I seriously don't know what hurts more. The slap she placed across my face, or a Low Ki chop to the sternum. Just so everyone knows I'm not a total douche bag, I then proceeded to propose to her. She still laughs about it. are all indy wrestlers like this?
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