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Post by dorf on Dec 6, 2006 0:10:27 GMT -5
That's cool, except you're missing one thing... O RLY? Do not underestimate the power of KONA CRUSH... ...OR THIS GUY?!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 6, 2006 0:11:18 GMT -5
Do not underestimate the power of KONA CRUSH... ...OR THIS GUY?! or this guy
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Dec 6, 2006 0:16:06 GMT -5
Or ME!
Ok, you can underestimate me.
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Post by dorf on Dec 6, 2006 0:21:02 GMT -5
Or ME! Ok, you can underestimate me. How about overestimate? Is that even possible?
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Post by The Line on Dec 6, 2006 0:22:43 GMT -5
Or ME! Ok, you can underestimate me. How about overestimate? Is that even possible? yeah. it'd be the same as overrate. So if you said "Andy Duke is the greatest thing since the sun", that might be a slight overestimation, maybe.
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Post by dorf on Dec 6, 2006 0:24:57 GMT -5
How about overestimate? Is that even possible? yeah. it'd be the same as overrate. So if you said "Andy Duke is the greatest thing since the sun", that might be a slight overestimation, maybe. I dunno, the sun makes my vision a pure, white color. I think an Andy Duke would be greater...since its a combination of popular Dukes of Hazzard names.
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Post by The Line on Dec 6, 2006 0:28:39 GMT -5
yeah. it'd be the same as overrate. So if you said "Andy Duke is the greatest thing since the sun", that might be a slight overestimation, maybe. I dunno, the sun makes my vision a pure, white color. I think an Andy Duke would be greater...since its a combination of popular Dukes of Hazzard names. You know how to flatter someone. So, you want my number?
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Post by dorf on Dec 6, 2006 0:45:20 GMT -5
I dunno, the sun makes my vision a pure, white color. I think an Andy Duke would be greater...since its a combination of popular Dukes of Hazzard names. You know how to flatter someone. So, you want my number? Which one...the hologram, phone, cell, the number of wins heel doink cared to you?
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Post by shockthaworld2 on Dec 6, 2006 3:27:41 GMT -5
ok guys im gonna get back on topic, since i want to brag on myself a little bit....
i was dating this girl for a little over a year, and after her senior prom, i blindfolded her (no jokes please) and took her to the place where we first met...which was a set of tennis courts in her town....anyway....while she sat in the car, i proceded to take a blanket, candles and the "wine" glasses we got from the prom and took them to the tennis courts and set them up....i went back to the car and brought her down to the courts, and took the blindfold off and the tears came rolling....i filled the glasses up with water, since neither of us drink, and we sat there looking at the stars for hours.....
can you say.......
PLAYA!!!!
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Post by Mr. Zombie on Dec 6, 2006 3:44:34 GMT -5
Man, thats a tough one to beat.
For a relationship that was started by our love of Mario and Zelda, I somehow have a lack of romantic stories.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 6, 2006 3:55:15 GMT -5
I'm sure I've done one or two romantic things in the past, though they escape me at the moment.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 9:21:53 GMT -5
Actually, outside of the generic surprise roses or birthday thing.. I've never been able to pull off the huge, chick flickesque romantic "moment". But I tend to be a 'little things' guy, and I think that oughta count for something! heh. I can tell ya some 'cutsie' lil things I did with the last girl I was rrreeally in love with.
-She had this lil stuffed bean bag hound dog thing she had had since her freshman year of college, and had slept with every night since the age of 18 ( presumably still does..but she's married now, I think, so who knows) Anyway, when I would stay or she would stay, it would be me, her, and Ace ( I named it.. see Ace cuz it was a dog, and Ace, cuz it was a lil pink dog all covered in hearts.. so yeah, Ace of Hearts.. taste the lamebow) And somewhere along the line she asked for a shirt of mine to keep ( we were a couple hours away most of the time at this point).. and thus I complied, spritzing it with a bit of cologne she had bought me for good measure.. and the next time I saw Ace, lo and behold, that bean bag mutt was wearing my tshirt.. as he was the last time I saw him too.. from then who knows.
-The way I first told her I loved her was kind of cool, I don't even really remember what we were talking about, something ordinary, and she asked me a question about whatever it was, why I did or said or liked something.. I don't remember the conversation to that point; but I slyly slipped in "well because I love you" real quick and went on with what we were talking about.. which got the 'what?' response I was looking for. " oh you didn't hear me?" " no repeat that please." So I looked her in the eyes, told her, " I love you, I've never felt this way about anyone, I've never felt THIS, never loved anyone the way I love you." For a second I really thought she was gonna cry. It was sweet, that was a good night.
--I probably did this too much looking back, but I would often call her cell in the middle of the day when we were either both at work or she was at school, and we had MAYBE five minutes to talk, just to ask her how her day was going, tell her I loved her etc. and if her voicemail picked up, I'd leave some cutsie lil message..probably went overboard with that. Yep just take my Al Bundy card now boys, I'm a sap when I love a girl.
---When she was pregnant, that was me at me cutest/dumbest.. I mean full on talking to her stomach, telling my son ( I always thought it was gonna happen that way, sue me) about the world, his mom, his cousins, his gparents, the Dallas Cowboys, ( cuz he was gonna qb them--sorry that just made me smile a bit) all kinds of things like that. After he was gone I wrote him a letter I still have somewhere, but I neither feel like crying myself OR bringing down the entire rest of the board with that, so breathe easy, you won't be seeing that.
--There were little things she would do as well, like I don't remember how it got started, but one time I told her ' well I'm Superman', just in the most cocky, over the top way.. and from then on, every now and then she'd pick up lil Superman stuff, or stuff with the S shield on it and give to me. (There was also a nickname involving King Kong, BUT none of ya'll need to hear that one.. )
--I remember a time I stayed at her place one weekend and had to get up and head to work that monday, and she fixed me a lil bit of breakfast, and when I had opened the bag, along with the sausage biscuit and whatnot there was a lil note that said ' I love you'.
So no huge name written in the sky thing to report, no Sleepless in Seattle thing from me yet.. but I still think I should get credit for those lil things.. Actually been awhile since I thought about those times, and despite the pain that followed, I wouldn't trade 'em. Good times.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 6, 2006 9:26:00 GMT -5
I had a cat once, I dropped a sofa on it by accident. It was a write-off, so I stood on it's head.
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Post by The Line on Dec 6, 2006 9:48:13 GMT -5
Actually, outside of the generic surprise roses or birthday thing.. I've never been able to pull off the huge, chick flickesque romantic "moment". But I tend to be a 'little things' guy, and I think that oughta count for something! heh. I can tell ya some 'cutsie' lil things I did with the last girl I was rrreeally in love with. thats how I like to think I am.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 13:10:36 GMT -5
Ah, be better than me dude.
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Post by The Line on Dec 6, 2006 18:16:20 GMT -5
Ah, be better than me dude. I'll try, but as has been pointed out many a time, I am kinda lame.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 18:35:28 GMT -5
Dude, I named her stuff dog Ace.. It doesn't get much more lame. And yet girls seem to dig me ok anyway.
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Dec 6, 2006 18:38:36 GMT -5
Dude, I named her stuff dog Ace.. It doesn't get much more lame. And yet girls seem to dig me ok anyway. Yep.. you're the sweetest guy EVER
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 6, 2006 18:40:15 GMT -5
Looking back, wow my first post in this lil thing was long...
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Dec 6, 2006 18:41:21 GMT -5
Looking back, wow my first post in this lil thing was long... shhh honey, you'll make all the other guys jealous because of the length of your post.
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