Post by Sephiroth on May 23, 2018 6:03:31 GMT -5
Because he truly seems to be Vince McMahon’s wet dream of a guy who takes “dis bidness” so insanely through the fourth wall that he will even propose marriage to hype a Wrestlemania and then briefly break off his relationship for the sake of a season finale episode. How on earth is he possibly going to top that?
1. His retirement match is a “last man standing” match, complete with him dying at the end. WWE holds a Death of Superman style funeral with all the stars paying their respects-but when the casket it opened, its empty! Cena returns in the main even of WM that year to save the promotion from the clutches of a dominant heel and explains his return from the dead by saying the tears of the fans restored him to life.
1. His retirement match is a “last man standing” match, complete with him dying at the end. WWE holds a Death of Superman style funeral with all the stars paying their respects-but when the casket it opened, its empty! Cena returns in the main even of WM that year to save the promotion from the clutches of a dominant heel and explains his return from the dead by saying the tears of the fans restored him to life.