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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 5, 2006 6:19:12 GMT -5
Simple question - would you allow a semi-trained recent Russian immigrant to insert a lubricated piece of plasic tubing inside one of your most fundamental areas, and then pump 40 litres or so of tepid water into your innards? Cos I did, and it was great - and now I'm considering more of the same.
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Post by V3rtigo on Dec 5, 2006 6:21:50 GMT -5
Simple question - would you allow a semi-trained recent Russian immigrant to insert a lubricated piece of plasic tubing inside one of your most fundamental areas, and then pump 40 litres or so of tepid water into your innards? Cos I did, and it was great - and now I'm considering more of the same. Hot Lubricated Action
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 5, 2006 6:25:01 GMT -5
Simple question - would you allow a semi-trained recent Russian immigrant to insert a lubricated piece of plasic tubing inside one of your most fundamental areas, and then pump 40 litres or so of tepid water into your innards? Cos I did, and it was great - and now I'm considering more of the same. Tepid? Wimp. If it ain't freezin', it ain' pleasin'.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 5, 2006 6:29:45 GMT -5
If the water ain't burnin', the bowels ain't churnin'.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 5, 2006 6:32:39 GMT -5
If it ain't acid, you ain't flaccid.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 5, 2006 6:39:14 GMT -5
First person to post "this thread is worthless without pics" gets banned.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 5, 2006 6:40:40 GMT -5
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Dec 5, 2006 6:44:36 GMT -5
I'd rather just take a poop.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 5, 2006 6:48:49 GMT -5
So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "....kay!" So I grabbed his leg, and he grabbed my esophagus, And I bit off his ear, and he chewed off my eyebrows, And I took out his appendix, and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it!
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Dec 5, 2006 8:13:24 GMT -5
First person to post "this thread is worthless without pics" gets banned. THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS.................of...............Madison playing with cute little puppies and kittens.......with no lubed up hoses shooting water in anyone's backsides anywhere in sight.....yeah.....no pics of any hoses in there.......because suddenly I'm reminded of that one epsiode of "Starved" last year where someone was getting a colonic...and he pissed off the gal administering the colonic...and he's crawling around on his hands and knees of the waiting room.......with water shooting out of his ass. Damn that was funny. But not appropriate here!!!! Keep em outta here...or else...Madison will ban you!! As he rightly should!! Yeah. OK I'll shut up now.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Dec 5, 2006 8:41:48 GMT -5
This thread is worthless without pics. Of Colonic Irrigation. Seriously. I dont think you've got the sack. Anyway, Spike, why the hell would you.......do I want to know?
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Post by Psy on Dec 5, 2006 8:43:52 GMT -5
First person to post "this thread is worthless without pics" gets banned. Only the first person, eh? You just opened a whole can of worms.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 5, 2006 8:48:09 GMT -5
This thread is worthless without pics. Of Colonic Irrigation. Seriously. I dont think you've got the sack. Anyway, Spike, why the hell would you.......do I want to know? I read an article about the horrible things that lurk within your colon... I don't like the sound of them, and I'm aiming to have them removed. I'm actually considering a detox break somewhere, to clean out my system. Or I might just, in early jan, spend a week only eating fruit, nuts and pulses, and drinking water.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 5, 2006 8:48:40 GMT -5
First person to post "this thread is worthless without pics" gets banned. Only the first person, eh? You just opened a whole can of worms. All further people get sent computer viruses (or virii).
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Post by Psy on Dec 5, 2006 8:56:10 GMT -5
Ick. Ick. Ick. (yes I read the whole thing)
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Dec 5, 2006 8:58:23 GMT -5
Only the first person, eh? You just opened a whole can of worms. All further people get sent computer viruses (or virii). OOH!! OOH!! How about we give a habanero sauce colonic with an unlubed garden hose for anyone else who claims that this thread is useless without pics?!?!?!
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Post by Big BosskMan on Dec 5, 2006 9:10:14 GMT -5
Do you like pina colonics?
And getting caught in the rain?
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 5, 2006 9:21:10 GMT -5
I'm not letting a semi-trained anyone near my anything with a hose.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 5, 2006 9:27:19 GMT -5
I'm fully trained... would you like to see my hose?
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 5, 2006 9:58:50 GMT -5
Ick. Ick. Ick. (yes I read the whole thing) I did, too. I am thoroughly disgusted now. Some old man shoving something up your ass while saying that he's 87 and still enjoys sex thanks to this colon cleaning is just wrong.
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