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Post by feartear on Jun 19, 2018 4:36:51 GMT -5
Just a silly game (I remember there was a similar thread for Orton vs Big Show at Survivor Series 2013) The rules are simple: -one sentence per post -the match must be booked in the most absurd way imaginable -the match must never end  I'll start now: Raw Women Championship One on One match Alexa Bliss (c) vs Ronda Rousey As the timekeeper rings the bell Alexa slaps Ronda with such force that Ronda falls on her knees and retreats to the corner. |
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Post by stevec484 on Jun 19, 2018 4:46:07 GMT -5
Ronda kills Alexa
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Post by Doctor No on Jun 19, 2018 5:00:47 GMT -5
Make Ronda look dumb in the build-up and after last night they are off to a good start.
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Post by CeilingFan on Jun 19, 2018 6:08:12 GMT -5
Make it a Fatal 4-Way with Nia Jax and Mickie James.
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Post by sunnytaker on Jun 19, 2018 10:21:56 GMT -5
alexa tricks rousey into making it a last woman standing match so tapping out to the armbar doesn't cost her the title.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2018 14:09:17 GMT -5
Alexa unleashes the one punch of doom and Ronda goes down like she’s fighting in the UFC.
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Post by BigAl on Jun 19, 2018 20:08:45 GMT -5
Alexa insulta her all week leading up to SummerSlam,
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makes fun of her face expression. makes fun of everything even Piper Oi inspired clothing. Brings up her losses to holms and other.
Does a "this is your life Rhonda" that goes on for 15 minutes and almost kills the crowd in a catatonic state.
When the match starts Alexa gets a 70/30 up a hand Rhonda's about to do her own ball finish Alexa does a punch of Doom 1 2 3,
After the match ,makes a bogus inspirational speech about how MMA girls like Rhonda a bunch of bullies then laughs at the crowd
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Post by theironyuppie on Jun 20, 2018 10:31:26 GMT -5
Alexa says Ronda is 'Ripe for the picking', and takes her out with one devastating punch.
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Post by Aboutreika18 on Jun 20, 2018 10:35:56 GMT -5
Since it's Summerslam, Jon Stewart interferes and attacks Ronda for...reasons. Alexa pins her.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 10:39:16 GMT -5
Hip toss, armbar, tap. Alexa Bliss is shattered from being so thoroughly handled and humiliated, and is then booked competently moving forward, instead of being the 5' monster.
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Post by Reflecto on Jun 20, 2018 12:22:14 GMT -5
Hip toss, armbar, tap. Alexa Bliss is shattered from being so thoroughly handled and humiliated, and is then booked competently moving forward, instead of being the 5' monster. Don't forget using Alexa's double-jointed elbow in the armbar. That'd just be an awesome visual, even though we all know Alexa can do that trick. |
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Post by Nosnorb on Jun 20, 2018 12:34:54 GMT -5
Ronda gets DQ'ed for kicking too much ass.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 20, 2018 12:36:52 GMT -5
Alexa no-sells death and dominates the next 20 minutes. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 12:37:56 GMT -5
Ronda spends 85% of the match selling.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 20, 2018 12:40:44 GMT -5
Alexa punches Ronda's head clean off, then snaps Ronda's arm off with her own armbar, then stomps around the ring roaring like Godzilla for 20 minutes while flailing Ronda's disembodied head and arm around, then she eats them in the ring.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 13:35:01 GMT -5
Take them off tv now send them to Orlando and practice,practice,practice cause women in the wwe can’t just do a match on the fly.
The match:
Ronda comes out all smiles
Then she makes the mean face
Alexa is scared
Ronda puts Alexa in armbar for 12 minutes
Alexa uses the technique Stephanie gave her to survive the armbar
Alexa knocks out Ronda with 1 punch
The End
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 14:23:07 GMT -5
Hip toss, armbar, tap. Alexa Bliss is shattered from being so thoroughly handled and humiliated, and is then booked competently moving forward, instead of being the 5' monster. Don't forget using Alexa's double-jointed elbow in the armbar. That'd just be an awesome visual, even though we all know Alexa can do that trick. That would be epic, and the visual would get Ronda over instantly. Not that it would ever happen. For whatever reason, Vince seems to think that the only way a face can get over now is to sell 90% of the match before the big comeback. That works great in big-time matches where you really want to drive home the peril the babyface is in, but if your top faces don't bulldoze someone every once in a while, they just look like weaklings who get by on luck. I personally look forward to Ronda's "Pentagon Dark" stint, where she becomes a collector of arms. |
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Post by Hurbster on Jun 20, 2018 15:43:57 GMT -5
Alexa uses her 4 facial expressions of Doom and wins.
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 20, 2018 17:03:19 GMT -5
Should: Ronda beats Alexa in a match so one-sided it makes Cena/Lesnar from SummerSlam look competitive.
Will: Ronda plays baby face in peril for 8-10 minutes while Alexa gets the heat. Ronda makes a comeback only to Alexa to hit signature move. She kicks out at two, does second comeback where Alexa cheats to get nearfall. She goes for Twisted Bliss, Ronda moves. Signature rush from Ronda leads to armbar submission.
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Post by dreamer75 on Jun 20, 2018 17:22:59 GMT -5
2 words: snuff film. Rhonda dominates Bliss
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