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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jul 5, 2018 16:12:21 GMT -5
Granted, he had the skills to put on great matches and is criminally under-rated, but I also have to mention "Irwin R. Schyster"
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jul 5, 2018 16:29:07 GMT -5
Jeff Gaylord.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jul 5, 2018 16:47:23 GMT -5
The Booty Man.
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Post by Josh Spicer on Jul 5, 2018 16:58:09 GMT -5
Uncle Chester the child molester. Fortunately he only wrestled once against Colt Cabana and Chris Hero. But that's okay with Jim Cornette.
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Post by doguncle on Jul 5, 2018 18:38:35 GMT -5
Terry Taylor's WWF name severely damaged his wrestling career. so it's the worst.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 5, 2018 21:22:34 GMT -5
Arachnaman.
Kevin Nash had a great joke about the name, that Marvel called WCW and said "nice try".
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Post by Skull0mancer on Jul 5, 2018 22:06:37 GMT -5
Michael McGillicutty Skip Over Swoll El Dandy Viscera Mo Amish Roadkill
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Post by nm on Jul 5, 2018 22:11:30 GMT -5
Oney Lorcan
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jul 6, 2018 0:45:11 GMT -5
"Above Average" Mike Sanders and "Mr. No Days Off" Darren Young have to have two of the worst sobriquets I've ever heard. Mr. No Days Off makes sense at least. You work hard 24/7. Above Average is flat out saying you're just ok to pretty good.
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Post by SmashTV on Jul 6, 2018 2:22:25 GMT -5
Mabel. Not only is it a woman's name, but in my mind it always conjures up images of a slightly off kilter spinster in a cardigan surrounded by lots of cats.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 6, 2018 2:31:01 GMT -5
Mabel. Not only is it a woman's name, but in my mind it always conjures up images of a slightly off kilter spinster in a cardigan surrounded by lots of cats. According to Gary Hart, Mabel was a rib involving a ring rat. The rat would go to the wrestlers room and just as they were about to have sex, a guy would knock on the door yelling that he's the rat's husband, the wrestler would then jump off the window and run away. Maybe that's where Vince got the name.
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Post by Larryhausen on Jul 6, 2018 3:56:23 GMT -5
Michael McGillicutty Skip Over Swoll El Dandy Viscera Mo Amish Roadkill Who are you to doubt Amish Roadkill?
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jul 6, 2018 4:40:58 GMT -5
I think Who needs to be mentioned. Who? What's wrong with Sean Mooney? I mean, Ian is obviously better, but still?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2018 5:10:06 GMT -5
Ken Raper
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Post by Viking Hall on Jul 6, 2018 6:01:12 GMT -5
Some of the worst ones are when wrestlers leave a promotion and can't use their old name so come up with their own rip off name that harks back to their previous name. Stuff like Alberto El Patron which admittedly sounds fairly cool to an English speaker but in translation just sounds pathetic.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 6, 2018 6:18:45 GMT -5
Pogo the Clown, if we're talking extremely poor taste ones. Wifebeater, too, while we're at it, even if it's just in reference to what people often call that article of clothing.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jul 6, 2018 6:20:46 GMT -5
The Apter Mags used to do like, an article a year dedicated to the worst names, and the highlights for me were always "Beef Stew" Lou Marconi, and one year, a guy just called "Jerkface".
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 6, 2018 6:44:53 GMT -5
Who? Mr JL TL Hooper The Goon Hirohito Big Bad Momma
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 6, 2018 6:49:42 GMT -5
Some of the worst ones are when wrestlers leave a promotion and can't use their old name so come up with their own rip off name that harks back to their previous name. Stuff like Alberto El Patron which admittedly sounds fairly cool to an English speaker but in translation just sounds pathetic. On that note, I think I'm the only one who liked "Kahoneys", I thought it was creative.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 6, 2018 6:56:19 GMT -5
The Apter Mags used to do like, an article a year dedicated to the worst names, and the highlights for me were always "Beef Stew" Lou Marconi, and one year, a guy just called "Jerkface". I don't know why, I just always found the concept of a guy named "Beef Stew Lou" to be hilarious, heh.
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