Worst Wrestling Names

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What are some of the worst wrestling names out there?

off the top of my head:

2 Tuff Tony
the Cremator
Hail
Harry “Beaver” Cleavage.(Vince is probably still laughing at this name)


More to come.

[Spider2024]

Let's just get Dolph Ziggler out of the way right now.

[Hit Girl]

Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Kevin Owens etc....and any number of boring nondescript WWE names.

[Allie Kitsune]

N****taker. Full Stop.

Though, at least he eventually changed it to something else, I think.

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Rockstar Spud
Lift Sawyer
Cable Jones

[häšhtå.gdālėÿ]

Ken Raper?

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

Lift Sawyer

Lucky Cannon

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

The guys from Disorderly Conduct: Mean Mike and Tough Tom

[mcmahonfan85]

Ryan Dookie
Super Hentai

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

This one is from the territory days. In Amarillo, Terry Funk was booking and as a rib he gave a rookie the name Joe Chit. The crowd then chanted "we want shit! We want shit!"

The guy got mad and told Terry to change his name, Terry said that he agreed and that he would come up with a new name.

The next day, the guy was introduced as Mike Chit...

[Josh Spicer]

Eli Cottonwood

[Spider2024]

Jul 5, 2018 15:23:15 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

This one is from the territory days. In Amarillo, Terry Funk was booking and as a rib he gave a rookie the name Joe Chit. The crowd then chanted "we want shit! We want shit!"

The guy got mad and told Terry to change his name, Terry said that he agreed and that he would come up with a new name.

The next day, the guy was introduced as Mike Chit...

I hear that guy owns his own creek now.

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

There was a guy in WCCW named Tonga John. He was from Samoa.

[FHgrad99]

Jul 5, 2018 15:29:47 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Jul 5, 2018 15:23:15 GMT -5 OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 said:

This one is from the territory days. In Amarillo, Terry Funk was booking and as a rib he gave a rookie the name Joe Chit. The crowd then chanted "we want shit! We want shit!"

The guy got mad and told Terry to change his name, Terry said that he agreed and that he would come up with a new name.

The next day, the guy was introduced as Mike Chit...

I hear that guy owns his own creek now.

But he doesn't own a paddle, from what I've heard.

[FHgrad99]

I think Who needs to be mentioned.

[chronocross]

Test.

[Spider2024]

Jul 5, 2018 15:36:28 GMT -5 FHgrad99 said:

I think Who needs to be mentioned.

Who?

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Bastion Booger. The story behind it was that they were f***ing around during a creative meeting and Bruce Prichard just said Bastion Booger, Vince overheard it and the name was used.

Red Rooster. Vince met with Terry Taylor. Vince thought Terry was arrogant and liked to talk a lot about his accomplishments, Vince said Terry looked like a rooster.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

"Above Average" Mike Sanders and "Mr. No Days Off" Darren Young have to have two of the worst sobriquets I've ever heard.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Uncle Chester the child molester. Fortunately he only wrestled once against Colt Cabana and Chris Hero.