TWERKIN' MAGGLE
Crow T. Robot
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jul 29, 2018 19:29:57 GMT -5
How old is she?
Terry Funk retired for the sixth time on her 700th birthday.
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Post by Starshine on Jul 29, 2018 19:35:45 GMT -5
How old is she?
She bought Ric Flair his first alcoholic drink.
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A damn road sign
Samurai Cop
"What the hell am I? A school crossing?"
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Post by A damn road sign on Jul 29, 2018 19:49:03 GMT -5
How old is she?
When she was a kid, rainbows were black and white.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 29, 2018 19:50:04 GMT -5
Mickie is so old she got booed out of Roanoke for showing her ankle
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2018 19:50:20 GMT -5
She went to prom with Villano I.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jul 29, 2018 19:55:58 GMT -5
She's so old, that when she had her first match, Stanislaus Zbyszko and George Hackenschmidt had front row seats.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2018 19:57:32 GMT -5
Mickie is so old, she was on the David vs Goliath undercard.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jul 29, 2018 19:58:04 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old Toots Mondt thought she was past her prime when deciding to book her.
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Post by thegame415 on Jul 29, 2018 20:41:57 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old, she knew Dolph Ziggler when he was Nicky
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TWERKIN' MAGGLE
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jul 29, 2018 20:55:43 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old, she knew Dolph Ziggler when he was Nicky Th-this one's actually true though... YOU'RE EXPOSING THE BUSINESS! GET EM JIMMY!  |
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Post by DSR on Jul 29, 2018 20:56:59 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old, her first feud was with EVE...FROM ADAM AND EVE.
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rocket
Don Corleone
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Post by rocket on Jul 29, 2018 20:58:30 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old, she felt the bang.
The big bang.
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schizo
Dennis Stamp
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Post by schizo on Jul 29, 2018 21:40:31 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old, they based the vauldvillians after her
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Post by Starshine on Jul 29, 2018 21:45:16 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old that whenever she visits a history museum she becomes the biggest attraction.
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Post by Duke Cameron on Jul 29, 2018 21:47:53 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old, she wrestled Abraham Lincoln to a 60 minute draw.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jul 29, 2018 22:13:24 GMT -5
Mickie is so old, she was the first Women's Pangea Champion.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jul 29, 2018 22:17:35 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old, when God said 'let there be light', she flipped the switch.
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
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Post by nate5054 on Jul 29, 2018 22:34:46 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old she was in Moses' yearbook.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2018 22:34:50 GMT -5
38 years is old?
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Post by theironyuppie on Jul 29, 2018 22:35:16 GMT -5
Mickie James is so old, her first feud was with Lucy. |
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