Byakugan
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Post by Byakugan on Dec 23, 2006 22:33:02 GMT -5
Once a year my dad gets drunk and he is knocked out.
He just puked and is laying down. Should we lay him on his stomach or what?
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Post by jcdenton on Dec 23, 2006 22:33:24 GMT -5
YES
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Byakugan
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Post by Byakugan on Dec 23, 2006 22:35:22 GMT -5
He's on his side and needs to go to the bathroom
Any other tips?
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iwchater
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Post by iwchater on Dec 23, 2006 22:36:16 GMT -5
Put tampons & lipstick all over him add toilet paper to that pile write an obscene gesture on his back just do something to make this yearly ritual special!!!
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Byakugan
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Post by Byakugan on Dec 23, 2006 22:38:46 GMT -5
Put tampons & lipstick all over him add toilet paper to that pile write an obscene gesture on his back just do something to make this yearly ritual special!!! This is my dad GODDAMN this is annoying
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Post by Big BosskMan on Dec 23, 2006 22:39:03 GMT -5
Make sure he stays on his side throughout the night so he doesn't vomit and choke on it in his sleep.
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Post by balmudo on Dec 23, 2006 22:40:46 GMT -5
Just for kicks, and if you have the strength, Powerbomb him. He won't remember it, and as long as you don't botch it, he'll be fine.
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Byakugan
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Post by Byakugan on Dec 23, 2006 22:44:39 GMT -5
I can hardly lift him up (He's about 30 pds heavier then me.)
He needs to go to the bathroom which is the worst part
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Post by jcdenton on Dec 23, 2006 22:47:09 GMT -5
I can hardly lift him up (He's about 30 pds heavier then me.) He needs to go to the bathroom which is the worst part break out the bucket
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Post by Wolfpack Bitch on Dec 23, 2006 22:48:49 GMT -5
paint his toenails a pretty color
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iwchater
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Post by iwchater on Dec 23, 2006 22:55:30 GMT -5
Fudge his toenails, U WANT THE WHOLE THING!!
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 23, 2006 22:57:54 GMT -5
Just let him be. Like someone said, get him a bucket so he doesn't ruin the carpet. But other than that, he just needs to sleep.
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whothoughtofthis
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Post by whothoughtofthis on Dec 24, 2006 0:40:34 GMT -5
superglue his face to the carpet, cut his hair, write things on his face
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Post by whothoughtofthis on Dec 24, 2006 0:40:52 GMT -5
and yes roll him on his stomach
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 24, 2006 3:00:20 GMT -5
Seriously, lay him on his side, so he doesn't you know, die.
Then gather an assortment of whatever you wish, porno mags, Vaseline, a chainsaw, a copy of Hop on Pop, 3 chopsticks (keep as an odd number), and chocolate sprinkles.
Distribute however you see fit in his general area, but make sure to get the sprinkles on EVERYTHING......and just see what story he comes up with in the morning to explain himself.
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Post by The QC Loser on Dec 24, 2006 10:18:59 GMT -5
Leg drop of doom.... that is all
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Post by dennisisevil on Dec 24, 2006 16:39:24 GMT -5
Lay him on his side and make him sleep in the driveway.
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