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Post by lmagicdancer1 on Aug 12, 2018 10:23:53 GMT -5
"Of all the things he's lost i think mankind misses his mind the most". Jerry Lawler at king of the ring 1998. "Im not bad but the bad don't mess with me" Undertaker from This is my yard dvd.
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Post by abjordans on Aug 12, 2018 10:27:58 GMT -5
Ric Flair to Syxx- “I have held more world championships than you have had pieces of ass!”
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Post by karl100589 on Aug 12, 2018 10:36:51 GMT -5
"Of all the things he's lost i think mankind misses his mind the most". Jerry Lawler at king of the ring 1998. "Im not bad but the bad don't mess with me" Undertaker from This is my yard dvd. "I will fight Chris Benoit on a boat..."
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rrg251
Don Corleone
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Post by rrg251 on Aug 12, 2018 11:21:19 GMT -5
If you like me, that's terrific. If you don't like me, that's terrific too.
-Bryan Danielson
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Post by blissified on Aug 12, 2018 11:21:49 GMT -5
"If there's a blackout I'm leaving!"
- JR after mentioning that him and King was doing commentary from WWE HQ during TTTT.
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
Posts: 7,722
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Post by Nosnorb on Aug 12, 2018 11:30:32 GMT -5
"Edge, You ruined my dream of one day having a family, you destroyed my dream of one day, having children"
Matt Hardy, 2005. You would have thought that the Toronto native had rendered Matt sterile, instead of having an affair with Lita.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Aug 12, 2018 11:55:41 GMT -5
“Shut up you fat, bald headed little oaf!”
- Sid to Gene Okerlund.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
Posts: 27,990
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Post by chazraps on Aug 12, 2018 11:57:11 GMT -5
Kurt Angle to Edge backstage at King of the Ring 2001:
"C'mon Edge. I think I know you."
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Post by arrogantmodel on Aug 12, 2018 14:09:48 GMT -5
There's a war machine rolling into town, and it goes by the name of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Austin to Coachman before their dumbass match that Austin backed out of. Still a cool line though.
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msc
Dennis Stamp
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Post by msc on Aug 12, 2018 15:17:10 GMT -5
Sad that "what happens when you rip the balls off a bull?" (Undertaker, KOTR99) and "Yeah and I'm your daddy!" (Kevin Nash to Goldust on RAW 2002) never became memes.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Aug 12, 2018 15:31:08 GMT -5
I cannot stand Michael Cole at all and he actively makes me dislike watching but ONE TIME he said a funny thing when he was in full heel Miz lover mode. A co-commentator asked if Miz had any weaknesses and paused and then said "Some take his kindness for weakness". Cracked me up.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Aug 12, 2018 15:31:49 GMT -5
Vince during the first draft saying "I have defeated Ric Flair in the coin toss"
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Post by sarkerpolseng on Aug 12, 2018 16:24:41 GMT -5
Steve Austin: "As far as Gorilla Monsoon goes, I got a big bunch of bananas and I can tell you where to stick each and every one of them."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2018 16:37:58 GMT -5
"WHOOPITY DOO!" - Jerry Lynn
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2018 16:56:28 GMT -5
"That's a great idea, I'd love to have a title shot" "Woah wait, what do you mean he'd give it to you, there's a possibility he'd give it to me" "I mean yeah there's a possibility but he'd probably give it like to me first then to..." "HEAVEN KNOWS YOU HAVEN'T HAD A ENOUGH OPPORTUNITIES, LET'S GIVE YA ANOTHER"
DX with Dusty. Those skits were full of great moments.
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Aug 12, 2018 18:26:16 GMT -5
“Most people live and learn. Funk just lives.” - Jerry Lawler
“What the hell, use the bell!” - Bobby Heenan
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 12, 2018 18:30:50 GMT -5
I always have a soft spot for that baffling "You cut the tail off the dog and the dog dies" HHH promo. It was so bad.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 12, 2018 18:37:30 GMT -5
"You'll get to see ALL of this PPV"
-King, mocking that WCW PPV which went off the air before the main event.
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Nosnorb
El Dandy
Nachos and Fraggle Rock are TIMELESS.
Posts: 7,722
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Post by Nosnorb on Aug 12, 2018 18:40:52 GMT -5
I always have a soft spot for that baffling "You cut the tail off the dog and the dog dies" HHH promo. It was so bad. If Trips was talking about the "other" tail, then it does make sense. After that, I'm sure the dog would lose the will to live.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Aug 12, 2018 18:44:45 GMT -5
Dusty's walk behinder promo.
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