L.D.B.
Mike the Goon
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Post by L.D.B. on Dec 21, 2006 19:35:46 GMT -5
Who in they right mind would shag one of them jawns (women)?
I mean really?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2006 19:37:19 GMT -5
Hicks and yokels.
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Post by Leather H, the Poster Killer on Dec 21, 2006 19:37:46 GMT -5
Yeah, most of them I wouldn't wanna have sex with at all, let alone without a rubber. And, if I paid attention in biology, there is really only (usually) a 5 day or so window in which a woman is fertile. And you get those whores who get guy after guy up there, AND NONE OF THEM ARE THE DAD! How many guys to you do, god damn!
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 21, 2006 19:42:34 GMT -5
It has to be some mixture poor lighting, really cheap booze, and/or sexual frustration to pound some those Povich "paternity test" females.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 21, 2006 19:44:02 GMT -5
I always like how adamant they are that he is the father and even bring up superficial things like his eyebrows are exactly the same. Really? And then they're not the father and do the dance.
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Post by Tyfo on Dec 21, 2006 19:44:34 GMT -5
He'd hit it...
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Post by Leather H, the Poster Killer on Dec 21, 2006 19:45:48 GMT -5
It has to be some mixture poor lighting, really cheap booze, and/or sexual frustration to pound some those Povich "paternity test" females. Damn, i'd have to have both wrists and all 10 fingers broken to be that frustrated. And there isn't enough booze in the world to get me that tore up.
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Dec 21, 2006 19:49:29 GMT -5
Who in they right mind would shag one of them jawns (women)? I mean really? Are you from philly? Thats the only people that claim that jawn is a word.
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 21, 2006 21:54:09 GMT -5
The best part of those paternity episodes to me is when we hear from the supposed father beforehand. Most of the time he says something along the lines of "Tanya you aint nothing but a S*** and a ho. I know Im not the father of that baby cause he dont look nothing like me. You been sleeping with 5 other guys and when this test proves Im not the father I want you out of my life!"
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Joie De Vivre
Hank Scorpio
There's always next year.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 21, 2006 21:57:52 GMT -5
The best part of those paternity episodes to me is when we hear from the supposed father beforehand. Most of the time he says something along the lines of "Tanya you aint nothing S*** and a ho. I know Im not the father that baby cause he dont look nothing like me. You been sleeping with 5 other guys and when this test proves Im not the father I want you out of my life!" "AND THAT BABIES UGLY! SURE AS HELL AIN'T MINE!"
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 21, 2006 22:37:01 GMT -5
Then you have those ladies who have over 20 guys tested to find out the father of their baby. I think after Maury, the lady needs to go see Dr. Phil so that he can tell her to keep her pants on.
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Post by eeriebagel on Dec 22, 2006 0:45:08 GMT -5
I guess I learned a new word today!
jawn(n): a word used by Philly cats to describe anything and everything.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Dec 22, 2006 1:07:33 GMT -5
B-A-B-Y M-A-M-A This goes out to all the baby mamas Maury's got love for all the baby mamas
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 22, 2006 1:10:34 GMT -5
HDX, you know the video I need to see in this thread.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Dec 22, 2006 1:16:51 GMT -5
Are you ready? No! I said ARE...YOU....READY?? Then, for the thousands in attendance, for the millions watching at home... ...and for $lim.... Come on, you didn't REALLY expect me to tell you to suck it, did you?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 22, 2006 1:17:44 GMT -5
That dude's awesome. Thank ya sir.
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Aya Reiko
Team Rocket
Natsuki x Shizuru
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Post by Aya Reiko on Dec 22, 2006 3:12:59 GMT -5
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Dec 22, 2006 3:13:49 GMT -5
Who in they right mind would shag one of them jawns (women)? I mean really? OOOOOOH no yew didn't!!!!!
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Dec 22, 2006 3:32:47 GMT -5
Maury is the father.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 22, 2006 7:41:14 GMT -5
There was one woman, who every time she came on, was 10% more sure than the last time that this was the father of her baby.
Show 1
"I am 100% sure!"
Show 2
"I am 110% sure!"
Show 3
"I am 120% sure!"
...and so on... last time I saw her she was up to 160%
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