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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 2, 2018 0:14:09 GMT -5
Just make something up. Ok go.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Sept 2, 2018 0:19:13 GMT -5
Joey Ryan is so spectacularly endowed that he commands the loyalty of a cabal of supernatural phallus-men, who resurrected him from the dead.
I mean, it's basically the same as Undertaker and the druids, but with more cock.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2018 0:22:04 GMT -5
With Joey Ryans time in LU he picked up a few tricks supernatural tricks one of them is learning to curb his death by learning the spell RES-ERECTION...which he discovered through him recently becoming infatuated with XOLishus.
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 2, 2018 0:23:05 GMT -5
Just make something up. Ok go. Okay.....the Aztecs....uh, the Walking Dicks made a deal with the Aztec Gods by using water from the Lake of Reincarnation and INOKI-ISM. Yeah. Pure Destrucity.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2018 0:29:52 GMT -5
The tantric force and spirit of rigamortis (the demon of stiff death) lives and breaths in the unholy stock between what is saving Private Ryan
he should have been dead but he did not need blue pills or even Blue Pants to raise his hard to raise head....What people dont understand is that they were a once fallen sacred sect from years ago of a deity named Fellatio
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Sept 2, 2018 0:47:13 GMT -5
Joey Ryan's parents died in a sex shop via fire started by his alleged brother Johnson. They forever rest in penis and are guarded by dick druids
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Post by schizo on Sept 2, 2018 1:43:03 GMT -5
How was that not Val Venis's entrance at a wrestlemania?
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Post by Starshine on Sept 2, 2018 3:27:07 GMT -5
The death of Joey Ryan left a hole in reality that could no longer be filled via his unique penal powers. But unfortunately his demise had also been premature, as he had been expected to die in 2069, after crumbling under the weight of carrying every STD known to man, and many yet to be discovered.
So to compensate for this short coming, the dick druids were aroused from the void in order to penetrate that open gaping tear. Despite the respectable size of their numbers, the dick druids could not match the girth of power Joey had previously offered. To fix the balance the universe decided it could no longer take this laying down. So it reached deep inside itself, tugging at its own essence until it finally shot out a stream of energy which formed into the man once known as 'The King of Dong Style.'
No longer required, the Dick Druids prepared to limply retreat into the abyss. But Joey stopped them, he mentioned he did in fact have a job for them. In awe of his presence and mouths agape, they dropped to their knees in front of him. Joey asked them to rise to the occasion, they were going to give him the protection he needed to get what he wanted. What he wanted was to once again become a pain in Adam Page's ass.
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Post by honsou on Sept 2, 2018 3:41:51 GMT -5
His ability to dick flip people is not physical but a spiritual technique handed down by the grandmaster of the dick while spending his time in Japan. Once you possess this technique you can only be truly be killed by another dick master but if someone does attempt to kill you the spirit of dicks have to resurrect you
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Sept 2, 2018 4:00:52 GMT -5
In ancient times hundreds of years before the dawn of history lived a strange race of people ... the Druids.
No one knows who they were or what they were doing but their legacy remains, immortalized by the living cocks of Bonehenge.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Sept 2, 2018 8:56:05 GMT -5
Much like the tale of how CM Punk got his first WWE exposure as one of John Cena’s gangsters at Wrestlemania, one of those indy guys who makes it Big will tell the tale of how they were once one of Joey Ryan’s dicks.
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Post by The Blue Nova on Sept 2, 2018 9:32:06 GMT -5
That was legit the stupidest thing I ever saw a friend showed me a clip of it this morning.. People like Joey Ryan and Young Bucks make me legit embarrass too be a wrestling fan.They and most of All In only cater to the Millennial wrestling fans and thats it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2018 9:34:48 GMT -5
That was legit the stupidest thing I ever saw a friend showed me a clip of it this morning.. People like Joey Ryan and Young Bucks make me legit embarrass too be a wrestling fan.They and most of All In only cater to the Millennial wrestling fans and thats it. Okay there - you didn't watch the show and here you are spewing venom. The dick thing was embarrassing. Young Bucks did a great job with the short amount of time they had.
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Post by The Blue Nova on Sept 2, 2018 9:52:22 GMT -5
That was legit the stupidest thing I ever saw a friend showed me a clip of it this morning.. People like Joey Ryan and Young Bucks make me legit embarrass too be a wrestling fan.They and most of All In only cater to the Millennial wrestling fans and thats it. Okay there - you didn't watch the show and here you are spewing venom. The dick thing was embarrassing. Young Bucks did a great job with the short amount of time they had. It is my opinion and I am entitled to it. I have watched the young bucks wrestle before they come across as arrogant and full of themselves.
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Post by sportatorium on Sept 2, 2018 11:10:20 GMT -5
That was legit the stupidest thing I ever saw a friend showed me a clip of it this morning.. People like Joey Ryan and Young Bucks make me legit embarrass too be a wrestling fan.They and most of All In only cater to the Millennial wrestling fans and thats it. Wrestling has tried to incorporate comedy for ever though, and it is rarely successful. This didn’t bother me in the same way I’m not looking for Will Ferrell movies to be serious or mind opening. It was a dumb gag from Joey Ryan who strikes me as self aware enough to know his gimmick is dumb humor.
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Post by clifford on Sept 2, 2018 11:27:28 GMT -5
I want to like Joey Ryan, I think he has such a great look...but the dick stuff stopped being funny about 5 years ago. I love stupid stuff in wrestling but this has always just been the wrong kind of stupid for me.
Anyway to answer the OP's question- they are the sons of the Druids from Taker's WM 14 entrance
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Post by Larryhausen on Sept 2, 2018 11:35:38 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure one of them is in a relationship with Mark Henry's son.
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Post by Georgina's Fancy Water on Sept 2, 2018 11:46:14 GMT -5
That's just what happens at funerals, dude. I don't see what's so out of the ordinary here.
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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Sept 2, 2018 11:54:04 GMT -5
Masters of Dong Style never really die. They res-erect after a brief refractory period.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Sept 2, 2018 12:19:22 GMT -5
with it's current vessel inactive due to various reasons, the spirit of the Undertaker is wandering the wrestling universe looking for a more active vessel, this weekend it chose Joey Ryan which in a bizarre turn of events horribly altered it's loyal druidic forces into giant penii.
the last time this happened chubby ninjas kidnapped Samoa Joe for unspecified reasons.
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