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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Dec 1, 2018 13:17:24 GMT -5
Q: What part of the iPhone does Hulk Hogan miss the most? A: THE HEADPHONE JACK!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2018 14:27:40 GMT -5
CM Punk: "I'm straight, Edge."
ONLY TRUE FAN KIDS WILL GET THIS ONE!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2018 17:09:13 GMT -5
Why can’t Daniel Bryan go to the Gas Station?
Because he always carries matches...
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 1, 2018 17:33:10 GMT -5
What did John Cena say to the Japanese chef?
You can't Sashimi
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Dec 1, 2018 17:40:31 GMT -5
What did the tour guide tell The Birdman as he was getting close to a cliff at the Grand Canyon?
Koko!! Beware!!
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Dec 1, 2018 20:19:45 GMT -5
How did the film critic summarise Conan the Barbarian?
Macho man. Randy savage.
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Post by 67 more on Dec 1, 2018 21:03:23 GMT -5
Why did Jim Hellwig get fired from the pet shop?
He wouldn't sell Pedigree.
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Post by Shai on Dec 1, 2018 21:24:37 GMT -5
.....The Man™ Becky Lynch would think this was gimmick infringement.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2018 21:49:29 GMT -5
What did John Cena say to the Japanese chef? You can't Sashimi What did John Cena say when the teacher gave him a bad grade on his homework? You can’t C me.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2018 21:50:37 GMT -5
Double post.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Dec 2, 2018 2:48:58 GMT -5
Did y'all hear that Triple H got caught siphoning natural gas from his neighbors?
He was trying to steal their heat.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 2, 2018 2:54:50 GMT -5
Dammit, where’s Perd when you need him?
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Post by joey joe joe junior shabadoo on Dec 2, 2018 3:30:32 GMT -5
Why does Mick Foley love inexpensive carbonated beverages?
Because he always goes for the cheap pop
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Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Dec 2, 2018 3:33:12 GMT -5
Dustin Rhodes was fired from WCW in 1995 for not only becoming a vampire without permission from an agent, but killing another vampire on pay-per-view.
In short, he was fired for Blade-ing.
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Post by Clint Bobski on Dec 2, 2018 3:37:56 GMT -5
"Hello employee, what film should we watch on 80s staff movie night?"
"Big, boss man..."
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Dec 2, 2018 4:04:02 GMT -5
Why did Jim Hellwig get fired from the pet shop? He wouldn't sell Pedigree. Why did Triple H get fired from the pet shop? He gave out too many Pedigrees.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2018 9:17:57 GMT -5
Glenn Jacobs: We need to call a plummer.
That's gotta 'b', Kane.
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Post by 67 more on Dec 2, 2018 9:39:35 GMT -5
Which wrestler wore the most makeup?
Mil Mascaras.
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Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Dec 2, 2018 12:06:30 GMT -5
Dammit, where’s Perd when you need him? Check the “Do You Love Double Double E?” thread.
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Post by TGM on Dec 2, 2018 12:19:42 GMT -5
Wade Barrett pours some beer into a shot glass.
"this right here, is from a bigger pitcher"
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