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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 21, 2019 15:56:47 GMT -5
Last year’s was so pathetic, so if they insist on doing it again, surpassing that one won’t be a challenge.
I actually get a bit annoyed that possibly the best one of the Rumble save spots is ignored because it was done by John Morrison.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 21, 2019 16:15:30 GMT -5
Springs in his boots.
"Go! Go! Gadget Kofi!"
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Post by avenger on Jan 21, 2019 17:00:07 GMT -5
He could amputate his feet.
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Post by TGM on Jan 21, 2019 17:15:04 GMT -5
I can only remember the one where the Rosebuds caught him and hopping on the announcers chair.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 21, 2019 17:22:01 GMT -5
He starts doing something to save himself, Hornswaggle comes out from under the ring and ruins it. This is never mentioned again.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 21, 2019 17:23:14 GMT -5
I’ll make a prediction; Kofi does some wacky stunt to get back in the ring, Big E knocks him on his ass and eliminates him. Big E heel turn, New Day is done.
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Post by nm on Jan 21, 2019 17:43:02 GMT -5
Lands into a dump truck filled with diarrhea that a returning TL Hopper drives out to ringside, all the other competitors leave due to the smell
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Post by TheMediocreWarrior on Jan 21, 2019 17:45:48 GMT -5
In a year where everything can be up in the air, it would be nice to give Kofi the win. The New Day is everything Bryan isn't, the feud writes itself. The forum has speculated about The New Day in the world title scene before, but this is really the best possible time there has been for WWE to go for it because of Daniel Bryan's hatred of merchandise and unhealthy food. Plus, if Kofi were to win the Rumble at #10, that would be the icing on the cake for me.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 17:56:46 GMT -5
Kofi survives elimination but is stranded on the announce table and a bit dazed. He's trying to figure out a way back when Becky Lynch comes out, fireman's carries him to the ring, goes into the ring to set him back in, and yells, "I can enter! I'm the Man!" if the referee says anything.
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Post by dreidemy on Jan 21, 2019 18:03:13 GMT -5
The New Day will surround the ringside with blankets so if Kofi gets eliminated his feet wont touch the floor
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 21, 2019 18:45:58 GMT -5
He pulls a gun on someone trying to eliminate him and calls them a 'motherf***er.'
Cole openly breaks character on commentary and says 'maybe we shouldn't do the Kofi spot any more?' Kofi immediately shoots Corey Graves in the face. Even Byron yells 'Why?? He was the best one!'
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 18:48:49 GMT -5
Instant Transmission
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 19:39:16 GMT -5
Yes please. There's absolutely no chance is there? But it would be so sweet if he did - if he pulled off 2 or 3 of his miraculous escapes, but this year actually hung around to progress on the way to winning, the crowd reaction would be immense. It would be perfect if they did it like that. The “escapes” always get a massive pop. If he did like three of them in the one match and THEN won the thing... maybe even doing one in the final two, my god the pop would be through the roof. Plus Bryan/Kofi could steal the show at Mania if given the time. The New Day are also perfect fodder for Bryan’s “anti consumerism” considering The New Day are all about shilling their shit. Pancakes, cereal, unicorns, trumpets... it writes itself.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 19:40:12 GMT -5
He needs to win.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jan 21, 2019 19:45:35 GMT -5
I predict he is in for barely a couple of minutes before Big Show throws him out along with most of the remaining popular ones.
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Post by ayumidah on Jan 21, 2019 19:58:40 GMT -5
Land on a giant Booty-Os box and get bounced back into the ring
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Post by segaz on Jan 21, 2019 20:05:10 GMT -5
Maybe if he lands on his front/knees with both feet still in the air. Then knee jumps from a push up position back into the ring.
Or he gets thrown out and jumps back in sans boots, because his feet never touched the floor.
Or there's a huge brawl outside, multiple wrestlers down. Kofi lands on top of them, and uses their bodies to return to the ring.
A harness comes down and kofi gets tangled up in it. He is thrown over the top rope, but then uses his momentum to swing all the way round outside the ring and jumps back in from the other side.
The ring starts to fall apart. It collapses in a huge plume of smoke, but when it clears, one small segment of ring is still standing, Kofi is hanging to it for dear life.
Stretcher comes down for an injured wrestler. Kofi is thrown out and lands om top of the stretcher. He then is mistaken for the injured man and carted off. Later he returns to the ring driving an ambulance. From there, he jumps back in without touching the floor.
The undertaker brings a casket out....ah I doubt anyone reads these lol
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Post by The Trashman on Jan 21, 2019 21:28:31 GMT -5
New Day vs the New Daniel Bryan would be fun probably but I just don't see them doing it.
If he isn't going to win there really is no point but at least something for the highlight reel.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 21, 2019 22:41:58 GMT -5
Saved by No Way Jose’s conga line and gets tossed back in to the ring...
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 21, 2019 22:56:00 GMT -5
Last year’s was so pathetic, so if they insist on doing it again, surpassing that one won’t be a challenge. I actually get a bit annoyed that possibly the best one of the Rumble save spots is ignored because it was done by John Morrison. seriously. The pancake thing was so awful... it's almost to the point of people should be able to complain that their feet never hit the floor because they are wearing boots territory. They clearly had the cheerleader launch idea but had no idea how to actually pull it off without Kofi's feet hitting the floor. Also I'm pretty sure Kofi had a similar jump from the barricade spot as Morrison too...
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