|
Post by joey joe joe junior shabadoo on Jan 21, 2019 13:53:25 GMT -5
... To avoid elimination in the rumble
Acual levitation? Chopping off his feet? More pancakes than last year?
|
|
|
Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jan 21, 2019 13:59:13 GMT -5
Winning.
|
|
|
Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jan 21, 2019 14:09:04 GMT -5
I’m over these stunts
Can he win? That would be the biggest trick of them all
|
|
|
Post by chronocross on Jan 21, 2019 14:11:58 GMT -5
I think they’ve gotten lame as the years have gone by, I’d like to see him actually win the whole thing.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 14:16:01 GMT -5
Load of guys around the outside, either a bunch of stablemates or eliminated guys or both. He gets tossed, caught, bodysurfed back in.
|
|
|
Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jan 21, 2019 14:20:35 GMT -5
Raiden teleportation back into the ring.
|
|
Chiral
Salacious Crumb
Posts: 73,607
Member is Online
|
Post by Chiral on Jan 21, 2019 14:24:29 GMT -5
Jetpack.
|
|
JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
Posts: 40,358
|
Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jan 21, 2019 14:26:05 GMT -5
- Braun throws him out to about the 4th or 5th row, so he gets back in by jumping on heads of people in the crowd, then from the guardrail to the ring.
- He gets thrown out, but before he hits the floor, he contorts himself into a pretzel, then without his feet touching the floor, hops to the stairs & walks back in.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 14:26:12 GMT -5
I don’t see the point of these.
It’s not like he ever wins it. It’s just like “Oh, he saved himself.... oh wait, he’s gone.”
|
|
|
Post by northernmonkey on Jan 21, 2019 14:29:55 GMT -5
He should do them all, like a greatest hits compilation, then win the thing. Like his years of experience escaping eliminations finally pays off
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 14:44:32 GMT -5
Big E's sentient pecs will catch Kofi and toss him back in the ring.
|
|
|
Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 21, 2019 14:50:13 GMT -5
Land on a pancake.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 14:50:37 GMT -5
He should do them all, like a greatest hits compilation, then win the thing. Like his years of experience escaping eliminations finally pays off I think that'd be too risky. Kofi is an athletic freak, but I don't like the odds of him pulling all of them off without messing up. Then they'd have to call an on-the-fly audible to pick a new winner unless there's a backup plan in place. Be kind of messed up.. "Alright Kofi, hit all of your save spots and you get to win."
|
|
|
Post by Stu on Jan 21, 2019 14:53:33 GMT -5
He should do them all, like a greatest hits compilation, then win the thing. Like his years of experience escaping eliminations finally pays off In other words, Mega Man fighting all the bosses a second time before facing Wiley.
|
|
Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
Posts: 4,671
|
Post by Timeless Hayterade on Jan 21, 2019 14:54:53 GMT -5
Land on a pile of pancakes, hop on one foot and get back into the ring.
|
|
Moppy
Samurai Cop
Posts: 2,200
|
Post by Moppy on Jan 21, 2019 15:05:25 GMT -5
Yes please. There's absolutely no chance is there? But it would be so sweet if he did - if he pulled off 2 or 3 of his miraculous escapes, but this year actually hung around to progress on the way to winning, the crowd reaction would be immense.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2019 15:15:05 GMT -5
In a year where everything can be up in the air, it would be nice to give Kofi the win. The New Day is everything Bryan isn't, the feud writes itself.
|
|
Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,293
|
Post by Push R Truth on Jan 21, 2019 15:19:54 GMT -5
lord willing We need a damn surprise winner
|
|
|
Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Jan 21, 2019 15:42:53 GMT -5
Here’s the way I see it. With him being Mr. Save year after year I could see this being the year it finally pays off. I’m not sure what they’ve got planned for Bryan but I definitely see him rolling into Mania with the championship. With his current anti-consumerism platform I think a program with the heart of the New Day would suit that perfectly.
|
|
|
Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Jan 21, 2019 15:55:47 GMT -5
As much as I want Kofi to win, they'd be pushing it, at least subtly, if he was gonna. Announcers would be remarking, "He's the most decorated superstar ever to never win a world title," and "He's older than the other two New Day members, so he's got to be wondering if being in this group much longer is good for him" and stuff like that.
|
|