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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 29, 2019 23:02:32 GMT -5
Bought my first car from a woman named Heather Heather. I went to school with a girl named Lyndsey. She later married a guy called Lindsey Lindsay, and took his last name.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 29, 2019 23:25:43 GMT -5
Bought my first car from a woman named Heather Heather. I went to school with a girl named Lyndsey. She later married a guy called Lindsey Lindsay, and took his last name. Yeah, that's how she wound up Heather Heather too.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jan 29, 2019 23:32:37 GMT -5
I’ve known a dude named Robert Bob. That one isn’t even the result of marriage.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2019 23:38:36 GMT -5
The amateur poker player whose World Series of Poker win sort of marked a big influx of amateur players into the tournament is named Chris Moneymaker.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2019 23:46:26 GMT -5
Stirling Mortlock
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 29, 2019 23:49:33 GMT -5
Pretty much any celebrity babies name. Yep. I get wanting to give your kid a unique name, but shit like Jermajesty, Pilot Inspektor, and Moxie Crimefighter are absurd. I guess it helps that these kids will probably never have to work a real job or anything. And they'll probably go to school with other celebrity kids with stupid names so they won't get picked on.
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Post by Powerline on Jan 29, 2019 23:50:45 GMT -5
When I worked at a store I had a little kid come through once and ask for my name. I told him then I asked his name and he said "Bwuce Waaaayne". And I was casually aware of what he said and go "Oh, that's your name?" and he goes "Yeah, I Batman!"
Then the dad showed me ID for some beer he was ordering and his last name was Wayne, and they kept calling this kid Bruce. He was actually Bruce Wayne.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 30, 2019 0:04:55 GMT -5
When I worked at a store I had a little kid come through once and ask for my name. I told him then I asked his name and he said "Bwuce Waaaayne". And I was casually aware of what he said and go "Oh, that's your name?" and he goes "Yeah, I Batman!" Then the dad showed me ID for some beer he was ordering and his last name was Wayne, and they kept calling this kid Bruce. He was actually Bruce Wayne. He needs to be (super) friends with Nic Cage's son.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Jan 30, 2019 2:40:44 GMT -5
Michelle Yeoh's ex-husband is called Dickson Poon, if there was ever a name tailored for the adult film industry its that but he is a businessman
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Post by SmashTV on Jan 30, 2019 3:13:32 GMT -5
A friend of mine used to work with a Helen Back.
Then there was the guy called Dick Assman on David Letterman in the mid 90s.
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jan 30, 2019 3:45:14 GMT -5
In high school honors English the girl that sat in front of me was named Onetwo Bivins.
When I worked at the morgue the graveyard security guy's real name was Vidal Sassoon Jones. He went by Rudy.
My youngest ,while in 3rd grade,had a classmate named La-Sha. Pronounced La Dash Sha.
Knew a guy who's first name was Nimrod.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 30, 2019 4:15:15 GMT -5
Went to high school with twin girls named Hope and Trajedi.
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Post by clifford on Jan 30, 2019 7:44:23 GMT -5
Saw a screengrab of a cop called Rob Banks recently.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 30, 2019 8:09:19 GMT -5
In high school honors English the girl that sat in front of me was named Onetwo Bivins. When I worked at the morgue the graveyard security guy's real name was Vidal Sassoon Jones. He went by Rudy. My youngest ,while in 3rd grade,had a classmate named La-Sha. Pronounced La Dash Sha. Knew a guy who's first name was Nimrod. Did they get the name La-Sha from Key & Peele? Working a cash register, I saw some fun names on credit cards and stuff. I always had to smile at Steve Rogers. But me and my buddy got a good laugh out of Richard Ondick. So he could be Dick Ondick?. There was also a guy with the last name Masengil. I laughed and had to explain to somebody what Massengill was. lol.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Jan 30, 2019 9:19:39 GMT -5
There was a meme that circulated for a bit from some kid named Hunter Fisher being interviewed by the news. Not hilarious or anything but the interviewer didn’t believe him so they just have him a random name on the screen. I think it was Robert Holcomb or something
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Post by Tenshigure on Jan 30, 2019 9:25:57 GMT -5
I once went out with a girl who had the same first/last name as my sister. Needless to say, it didn't last long...
...she moved out of state.
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Post by thetower52 on Jan 30, 2019 9:49:27 GMT -5
Barbie blank
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jan 30, 2019 10:42:43 GMT -5
Some names I came across working as a bill collector
Captain America Hollywood Swinger Tony Uses the Knife Princess Pale Moon
(I'm pretty sure those last two were Native Americans)
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jan 30, 2019 14:45:38 GMT -5
In high school honors English the girl that sat in front of me was named Onetwo Bivins. When I worked at the morgue the graveyard security guy's real name was Vidal Sassoon Jones. He went by Rudy. My youngest ,while in 3rd grade,had a classmate named La-Sha. Pronounced La Dash Sha. Knew a guy who's first name was Nimrod. Did they get the name La-Sha from Key & Peele? Working a cash register, I saw some fun names on credit cards and stuff. I always had to smile at Steve Rogers. But me and my buddy got a good laugh out of Richard Ondick. So he could be Dick Ondick?. There was also a guy with the last name Masengil. I laughed and had to explain to somebody what Massengill was. lol. No clue If they got it from Key&Peele.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 30, 2019 14:51:52 GMT -5
My son has a classmate in preschool whose name is "Anointed"...
He's an obnoxious little shit though...
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