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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 5, 2019 8:16:11 GMT -5
Yeah, Dick Trickle. And I know it's not his real first name, but "Buckshot" Jones.
I feel that if your name is Dick Trickle or Buckshot Jones, you only have two paths in life: NASCAR or porn.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 5, 2019 8:27:18 GMT -5
There used to be someone in the local phonebook where I'm from named "Adolf Macock".
Also, former basketball player God Shammgod.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Feb 5, 2019 10:22:50 GMT -5
In high school honors English the girl that sat in front of me was named Onetwo Bivins. When I worked at the morgue the graveyard security guy's real name was Vidal Sassoon Jones. He went by Rudy. My youngest ,while in 3rd grade,had a classmate named La-Sha. Pronounced La Dash Sha.
Knew a guy who's first name was Nimrod. This seems like such an urban legend. Surprised to actually see it in the wild. (Assuming you aren't a big PHONY.) Nimrod was a mighty hunter in the Bible, until Bugs Bunny ruined it by sarcastically calling Elmer Fudd that.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Feb 5, 2019 10:24:56 GMT -5
I saw the first name Thankgod on a court filing. Can't remember the last name.
I think it was of Nigerian origin, where it isn't uncommon to have names like that. Goodluck Jonathan is the former president of Nigeria. The name sticks out if you ever hear Ofeibea Quist-Arcton and her marvelous accent on NPR.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 5, 2019 19:15:14 GMT -5
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Post by fw91 on Feb 5, 2019 19:19:46 GMT -5
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 5, 2019 19:21:47 GMT -5
^ HAHAHA her name is Yoshie! Hey, you gonna eat a cookie or a mushroom with your very long tongue?
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 5, 2019 23:51:23 GMT -5
Harry Colon Misty Hyman Luscious Pusey Argel f***s.
I bet I can't even type that last one's name. lol.
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Post by ayumidah on Feb 6, 2019 1:38:14 GMT -5
We have a repairman coming to the house tomorrow named Michael Jackson.
I know a Michael Jordan on a facebook community I'm a member of.
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Post by ayumidah on Feb 6, 2019 1:51:28 GMT -5
Anyone that has watched any of the CW DC shows would have seen this name in the credits: Speed Weed A name that is silly, punny, and it rhymes. No lie, he worked on Haven and once I tweeted about his name and whoever worked the Haven account saw it and replied that he was on Twitter, tagging him in it. Think that was my most mortified moment on social media lol. Thankfully he was cool about it
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Feb 6, 2019 13:40:10 GMT -5
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 6, 2019 18:25:33 GMT -5
Michael Hinkentbottom.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 7, 2019 0:00:03 GMT -5
Several years ago, a story about a man in Singapore being jailed on theft and drug charges made the rounds. Not so much due to this everyday crime, but mostly due to his real life name: He married his childhood sweetheart Dawn Ofjustice
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 7, 2019 8:37:24 GMT -5
I just read about a Canadian guy, Dave Assman, who is being denied a vanity license plate, because it would contain an "unacceptable slogan."
I was disappointed to find out he wasn't a proctologist. He also pronounces it "Oss-men."
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 7, 2019 8:40:26 GMT -5
Kaye Fabe? She's been dead for years.
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 7, 2019 10:59:23 GMT -5
I just read about a Canadian guy, Dave Assman, who is being denied a vanity license plate, because it would contain an "unacceptable slogan." I was disappointed to find out he wasn't a proctologist. He also pronounces it "Oss-men." My mom used to work for Dr Goldfinger. He was a cardiologist.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 7, 2019 11:18:41 GMT -5
I just read about a Canadian guy, Dave Assman, who is being denied a vanity license plate, because it would contain an "unacceptable slogan." I was disappointed to find out he wasn't a proctologist. He also pronounces it "Oss-men." My mom used to work for Dr Goldfinger. He was a cardiologist. Thank god he wasn't a proctologist.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 7, 2019 21:39:36 GMT -5
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 7, 2019 23:15:10 GMT -5
I just read about a Canadian guy, Dave Assman, who is being denied a vanity license plate, because it would contain an "unacceptable slogan." I was disappointed to find out he wasn't a proctologist. He also pronounces it "Oss-men." Letterman had a Canadian guy on called Dick Assman a lot in the early 90’s
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Feb 8, 2019 5:17:47 GMT -5
One of our partner company's employees is Duncan Dix.
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