Jose Canseco-potential time traveler, friend to the aliens
Feb 1, 2019 20:31:38 GMT -5
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 1, 2019 20:31:38 GMT -5
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Noted astrophysicist and xenobiologist Jose Canseco has a world-shattering announcement to make: he’s figured out the secret to time travel. How he came to this discovery is still unclear, but that’s not important. What we need to focus on now is the scientific breakthrough outlined on the baseball player’s Twitter account.
Altering “our body composition” to withstand the “42, 651 pounds of pressure” put on our skeletons by time travel may seem difficult. But, we must try. Only when we free our brains from our useless bodies will our AI51 pals teach us how to fly backward through the chrono-vortex and, at long last, fulfill our collective goal of taming and riding dinosaurs.
It can be done. First, though, we must follow Canseco’s example and discard the nonsense we’ve been taught to believe.
Altering “our body composition” to withstand the “42, 651 pounds of pressure” put on our skeletons by time travel may seem difficult. But, we must try. Only when we free our brains from our useless bodies will our AI51 pals teach us how to fly backward through the chrono-vortex and, at long last, fulfill our collective goal of taming and riding dinosaurs.
It can be done. First, though, we must follow Canseco’s example and discard the nonsense we’ve been taught to believe.
