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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 3, 2019 13:03:39 GMT -5
 lookin real jacked. I don't know anything about The Witcher. I don't know if ol Hank is gonna be fighting witches, is a witch himself or if there are no witches involved whatever. But someone on that show's gonna get their ass kicked. I dare say they might even get their wig split. |
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 3, 2019 13:07:27 GMT -5
You can tell he loves the character, it's a shame DC f***ed up.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2019 13:13:29 GMT -5
I imagine that, were you to break in to Mr. Cavill's home, an alarm would sound and that statue would start flying around, defending the home with laser blasts from its eyes.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 3, 2019 13:15:48 GMT -5
One thing about the statue, whoever designed it paid close to attention to the let's just say 'no trunks' area.
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Post by King Boo on Feb 3, 2019 13:36:35 GMT -5
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 3, 2019 14:46:00 GMT -5
NOW he shaves
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 3, 2019 14:56:38 GMT -5
To be fair, it was the Mission Impossible people that told him not to right?
The facial hair was never a factor in that movie anyway, wasn't like his stache was decrypting passwords..though that woulda been cool. "They've got a firewall,get me the Rollie Fingers wax!"
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 3, 2019 14:57:40 GMT -5
One thing about the statue, whoever designed it paid close to attention to the let's just say 'no trunks' area. Why else do you think they call him Superman? |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 3, 2019 15:21:47 GMT -5
One thing about the statue, whoever designed it paid close to attention to the let's just say 'no trunks' area. Why else do you think they call him Superman? Could only be with Lois with a Kryptonite condom...but that would kill him. |
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Feb 3, 2019 15:30:06 GMT -5
Awww that can't be a Snyderverse Superman, he's smiling!
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Feb 3, 2019 16:16:19 GMT -5
I imagine that, were you to break in to Mr. Cavill's home, an alarm would sound and that statue would start flying around, defending the home with laser blasts from its eyes. Better that than having a pissed off Cavill coming after you. Marvel, if you ever get tired of having a CGI Hulk, just cast Cavill to be Hulk and keep Ruffalo as Banner. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 3, 2019 16:44:19 GMT -5
To be fair, it was the Mission Impossible people that told him not to right? The facial hair was never a factor in that movie anyway, wasn't like his stache was decrypting passwords..though that woulda been cool. "They've got a firewall,get me the Rollie Fingers wax!" Yeah, the Impossible people said no. DC supposedly even offered to pay to have the mustache digitally readded.... but they basically said you are the one that wants him to shave so you should spend the time to remove it digitally. |
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 3, 2019 17:23:20 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 3, 2019 17:30:22 GMT -5
Awww that can't be a Snyderverse Superman, he's smiling! Also there’s too much light around him and he’s visible, and everything isn’t dark or gray. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 3, 2019 21:58:47 GMT -5
lookin real jacked. I don't know anything about The Witcher. I don't know if ol Hank is gonna be fighting witches, is a witch himself or if there are no witches involved whatever. But someone on that show's gonna get their ass kicked. I dare say they might even get their wig split. He kills monsters and bangs numerous beautiful women. That's the entire premise lol. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 3, 2019 22:00:47 GMT -5
lookin real jacked. I don't know anything about The Witcher. I don't know if ol Hank is gonna be fighting witches, is a witch himself or if there are no witches involved whatever. But someone on that show's gonna get their ass kicked. I dare say they might even get their wig split. He kills monsters and bangs numerous beautiful women. That's the entire premise lol. So no real difference from his actual life. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 3, 2019 22:03:02 GMT -5
Why else do you think they call him Superman? Could only be with Lois with a Kryptonite condom...but that would kill him. They aim a red sun lamp at his crotch for like 10 minutes. |
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